Batman but realistic

Batman but realistic

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A BATMAN POPCORN VESSEL??

This is a good shot though. The shitty CG pratfall crash happens after this part.

how? he looks goofy as fuck, all "realism" goes out of window when this happens

Does Batman poop like a bat?

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Why did they have to have the stupid marvel tier tension breaking crash? Marvel fucking ruined movies for all eternity.

i like how he was scared shitless at the top of the building then just busts out wiht a wing suit

The movie wasn’t “realistic” at all though. The marketing was clearly designed to make it look Nolanesque but the movie wasn’t actually trying to be like that

K-KINO

what do you mean? a man could feasibly do this same thing

>we wanted to make this batman more realistic than ever!
>*Flies into a bridge at 100mph, falls off a bus and rolls across 30 yards of cement and just gets up and walks away*
>it's a more grounded and real world!!
>*tanks machine gun and shotgun fire to his chest, no bullets ever hit his face*
>we wanted to top nolans trilogy!!
>*explosion goes off right in batmans face and he doesn't have as much as a scratch on him*
>we just wanted to take as much as a grounded approach as possible!!
>*batman electrocutes himself and briefly turns into a skeleton*

>Crashes into bridge at basically full speed
>Gets a bit disoriented but shakes it off
How fast was he going anyway?

NOLAN BROS. WE CAN'T STOP WINNING. REEVES IS A HACK

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WHY DOES HE EVEN HAVE A FUCKING CAPE IF HE USES A FUCKING SQUIREL SUIT AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

He pees like one.

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> When a bat is bigger than you
:(

Gliding scene and next scene are hours apart. One is morning, and one is night. Watch it again.
Tanks bullets because the chestplate is layers of fucking metal and over time it weakens which is why the final buckshot hits him hard.
He blocks the bomb blast with his arm. You can see the shot in the trailer but it was left out of the film.
He never turns into a skeleton. You're a retard and I just demolished all your gay ass criticisms by merely watching the fucking film.
Those look silly as hell
The cape is the fucking wingsuit dipshit

I like the Matt Reeves art direction. I prefer it over Nolan's. The city has personality here.

This was one of the best parts of the movie.

I really liked the first ten minutes of this. It was a pretty stupid idea for them to release it online. There's nothing else in it even worth watching.

its the exact same shit than with nolan but instead of being blue it's orange lol

Nolan's Gotham was literally just Chicago.

not my problem

Kek this looks like 70's era Superman

70s era superman is kino, keep that kino out ya damn mouth

wow so orginale

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Just because you have an artstyle doesn’t mean you don’t have to make it look realistic. 300 has a cool artsyle but looks fake af and it bugs the viewer.

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kek. Nice vid.

Open mouth acting

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Nolan fags
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you people really like to be contrarian huh?

the cape is the wingsuit, another guy already told you that but your retarded bait made me respond

He takes a shot from a shotgun in the back of his neck in the club. How do you explain that?
>his arms are bombproof
Fuck off

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300 is supposed to look fake, though. The Spartans literally fight strawmen.

So was Reeves. Let's not forget Begins. Begins was more gothic than Reeves especially "the narrows". Reeves clearly copied the yellow lighting of Begins.

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Retard

In this scene one of Riddler's goons ends up shooting him in the head. The same head that just has a leather cowl protecting it.

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dude literally everyone on this website is a contrarian. people on this board shit on the nolan trilogy just because it was popular, and people on /g/ use an inferior operating system just because it’s not popular.

It is fucking insane how much discussion around a movie fucking plummets in quality once people get high quality rips of it. I don't even have anything against piracy and do pirate often but watching you shitters talk about batman shows me that people can't be allowed to have opinions about movies they pirated

>can't even post the scene he's referring to
face it, he blew you the fuck out.

yeah who doesn't block bombs with their arms

>but watching you shitters talk about batman shows me that people can't be allowed to have opinions about movies they pirated
Why? Because we lack the buyers remorse that forces you to defend this shitty movie because you don't want to feel dumb for wasting good money for seeing it?

First day?

I am agreeing with the guy. Jeez. Calm the fuck down. The movie is dumg as fuck and Batman is basically Wolverine in it.

The wingsuit pretty much just forms suddenly around his body like an Ironman nano suit. Not realistic at all

no I don't

>Oh no no no no that was not supposta happen!

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What

shut up you ugly bitchmade homo

Yes

>this user doesn't know he can look up tens of thousands of videos of people base jumping/wingsuiting with their gopro mounted to helmet that have this exact same angle and "goofy" look to them
I've only seen the scene once, and your webm doesn't show the part seconds before where he inflates the wingsuit. I'd say the only "unrealistic" aspect of it (besides the crash which would obviously kill you) was that, and let me preface it by saying I might be misremembering;
he inflates the suit and zips the wings on UP. I'd imagine in an inflatable wingsuit type scenario the zippers would go DOWN, away from the leading edge. ya know, so they don't come unzipped in flight.

TWISTED FIRESTARTAH

actually nvm
this guys zippers in up position too so probably a non issue.

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>He blocks the bomb blast with his arm
thats not how point blank explosions work retard

>Blocking bomb explosions with your arms
I guess his bones are metal too?

>NNNNOOOOOO YOU ARENT SUPPOSE TO SHOW HOW SHITTY MY BOSS’S FILM IS! YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO CONSOOM LIKE GOOD GOYS!!!
Eat shit, WB Shill.

I actually hated this, I know he's going for a realistic "this isn't your grandma's capeshit" but then you have scenes like the Batmobile reveal and chase and the ending where it goes full capeshit, so why couldn't he make a nice epic scene where Batman glides with his cape instead of using a gay wingsuit?

I like the introduction to the movie. The movie went straight to shit when he went to the club and he wanted to confirm the twin if he knew who he was.

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did they really do a gopro shot?
the hobbit water barrel tier scene

brutal

He's a big bat

i think it's because batman wasn't fully established as a chad yet in this movie, would've been better if the movie was actually his first few days instead of second-year to justify his failures.

Cause you have to have balance.

For you

That's not a good excuse for a movie that goes out of it's way at times to make Batman look cool, then at the same does this open mouth acting.

a wingsuit can go up to 220 mph, so likely around that

This movie had terrible balance. No capeshit has had the perfect blend of realism and fantasy since Nolan

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