KINOS BACK ON THE MENUS BOYS

>hips wider than her shoulder
>the age of sheboons is over

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>scene where she gets stuck in Dinosaurs mouth from being too thicc
Could you imagine

as a lolicon I am really not interested in wide hips women

>BUILT FOR BIG T-ROYNE COCK

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>sow satus:
>harvested

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the new jurassic park sucked
I may be stupid but I'm not going to waste my time like this second time, I'll just watch fanservice compilation

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Honestly I only just wanna see the giganotosaurus because I waited all my life for it and it looks cool lmao

seeing these images immediately puts me in a primal state of mind and my body goes through various involuntary physical sensations
It's funny how us men think we have power over women because of our physical strength but really they control our every move. The desire to coom in them is the single constant throughout our entire existence, every skyscraper made and every war fought was fought over pusy juice

>the framing between the dinosaur legs
Holy kino!

>every skyscraper made and every war fought was fought over pussy
quite depressing honestly

this is pure art

>the Braptor has circled back around
CLEVER GIRL

Outrageous THICCNESS Proportions

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>another thread of mutts being obsessed with ass
pathetic

Yeah well sorry nobody was dying in wars to have a shot at fucking your gaping gunshot wound.

kek

BUILT FOR ___

Americans aren't the only ass lovers, you foreign faggot. God I hate 3rd worlders. I wish they would stop being so poor.

BDH is literally the perfect woman. if you disagree, you are a homosexual.

>T-rex grabs her by the legs and attempts to swallow her whole.
>Chokes on her massive brapper and collapses, saving everyone.
>The next ten minutes they have to figure out how to pull her free from the dead t-rex as she becomes increasingly embarrassed.
Why can hollywood not figure out how to make movies like this?

>sheboons

Grow the fuck up

>based status:
>acceptable
>dispatching kino:

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Man, she got those triple-digit hips...

IN THIS NEW JURASSIC PARK, BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD IS INJECTED WITH T-REX DNA, GIVING HER IMMENSE GROWTH. NOW AS A 12FT TALL 900LB DINOHUMAN HYBRID SHE MUST FIND THE MOST HUNG AND FERTILE DINOSAURS TO BREED WITH AND START A NEW GENERATION OF DINOS. SHE WILL EMBARK ON A JOURNEY SURROUNDED BY DINOCOCK 24/7, COATED IN DINOCUM AT ALL TIME.

Dude, cease. I can only get so aroused.

>story flips from chris pratt saving the dinos to spearheading their extinction after witnessing his prized redheaded sow getting defiled by the unholy 10 meter long reptilian piledriver. His first victim was blue of course, but not before first destroying her 60 gorillion old brapper as retribution.

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The thumbnail looks like a giant snake mouth opening getting ready to eat you.

How many timesa re you gonna make this thread?
BDH is overrated anyways, Tea Leoni was the hottest JP girl.

This is shooped or some kind of perspective trick. There is no way her caboose is really that big.

>tfw no fat-assed red-headed BDH wife who is addicted to getting impregnated

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looks like a fucking hippo

>he doesnt know

>thread always gets tons of replies
>user seethes that people like what he doesn't like and must complain about it loudly

Oh no...

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>user seethes for getting called out and his waifu being trash
Many such cases!

>being this sheltered

eh tits are better. don't bother responding if you're not white.

>This is what tools and other bottomfeeders actually believe

I’ve got a better idea….

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>that weird vore stomach
Tone that down a bit and shes perfect.

MASSIVE T-REX DONG!

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hummana hummana hummana

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>running away from dinos up vent
>she's last
>turn corner in vent climbing up diagonally
>can't get her luscious hips through
>sound of retarded little bitey dinos getting closer
>she can't get through no matter how they maneuver
>looks up at hero trying to help her with glazed eyes like she's already given up
>shot from below her ass as dinos get closer, she wets herself
>the pee runs down the vent and the dinos slip and tumble back out
>back in the vent they're like wat happen hurry let's get her unstuck
>she's like wait no please don't
>they pull her through finally exposing her soaked pants to everyone
>"I don't want to talk about it"
>actually continue to show her big wet patch through following scenes as it slowly dries, for continuity
>have the actress actually pee for the scene

Didnt need the extra but it works. Tbh fine with just BDH stuck in a vent as dino chases her

I want this but she gets stuck coming out the vent with her hips and ass giving her trouble, and the dinos in the vent come up behind her and some to her face and have their way with her.

>A LITERAL fish eater
>Defeats a t-rex
Yeah, that's just not acceptable. Even by Hollywood's retarded standards.

>butt fucks your sow
>nothing personal kid

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What is it with jews and bestiality
Why not just act human instead of obsessing over sex with animals and trying to be more like other animals yourselves
really
just be human you kikes

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I think dinosaurs are more monster territory than animal.

Best thread on Yea Forums right now

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You see while trex bro thirsted for red head brappers, spino spent his days BDC posting on /pol/. His powerlevel was too great and his resolve even more when he women and niggers invade his island, nothing will rob his satisfaction from KILLING a roastie. Trex bro didnt stand a chance.

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Jurassic park movie cameo when?

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Its only getting started

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No but really.
Where are my lead actresses pissing themselves explicitly kinos?
Bros where are they?
Tell me.
Name them.
List them.

I can't really answer but I know an Eva Green pissing herself vehicle would be agreeable to me.

>rolls over to the side of the bed
>BRAAAĂ€AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSTAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP
>a crater with a homungus turd at its center sits where carpet city formely resided
>imagine the smell

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I don't think Putin invaded Ukraine to get his willy wet, user.

is this real?

Imagine the scene if you will.
>The camera slowly pans in, Amber heard is sitting on the bed
>Oh no she's straining I bet we all know what comes next
>Suddenly a pair of incredible hips enter the frame hurling Amber to her death against the wall, she collapses beside the bed.
>We focus back to see a pair of massive cheeks lifting from the bed leaving the biggest turd you have ever seen.
>We only see the outline of her silhouette and the red hair trailing down her back as she exits the room.
>Johnny Depp enters and stands stunned.
>Roll credits.

I want her to direct more simply so she no longer needs to be in shape and gets that fat ass fatter