What's he up to?

Will he redeem?

>sad guru
also
>slapgate
FUCK OFF NIGGER

of course him and Jada are.

Killed by madguru

>slapgate
God I hate *mericans so much.

>Slapgate

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that wasn't very radguru of him

Lol. Yogi is one of the biggest evangelist like scamster of India.

>obscure third world healer
He is raping children.

>i teach powerful methods of self-transformation
>for the low low price of $20,000 american

Red Stone of Aja

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gonna go against the cool edgy "totally unique individuals" here and say Sadhguru is based

This is such a fucking cope on his part and he was probably forced by Jada to do it. Protip: women who insinuate that you need to "change who you are" and force you to take steps to do it are usually the biggest manipulating whores and shouldn't be touched with a ten foot pole.

>LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE ARC?!?!?
Is there anything more pathetic than a very rich westerner going to India spiritualist to Larp as a poor monk for a vacation?
God I hated that movie.

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Will Smith has well and truly lost the plot. Just shit the bed already.

getting java certified

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So he's getting worse

life man, really makes you think, it's just a collection of present tenses, woah, ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

None of your business cracka

How can he slap sirs??? HOW? DO NOT SLAP AHHHH

Lul

what a cuck. HE WENT TFIND HIMSELF AHAAHAHA what is he like 50.

Stop giving mentally ill people public attention

It's a british celebrity gossip site who coined the term, but whateva

Literally all he needs to do is get divorced. What is wrong with him?

>Slapgate
Please stop.

He's doing a publicity stunt. He slaps someone and is now going on "spiritual journey". Guess what he'll say when he comes back? That he needed healing. That he was healing. Everyone needed healing.

He's not a Scientologists. He's one of those people who dip in into all religions but don't solely focus on one. Usually these sorts of people are lost (personaly/mentally).

>Sadhguru is based
No he's not. He's a midwit guru who doesn't measure up even to Osho as far as these things go. Everytime anyone asks him a question, he just goes around the topic, chuckles and then counter-questions.

>what the...paparazzi? here? to catch me beginning my spiritual journey? how did they find me on MY SPIRITUAL JOURNEY to BETTER MYSELF that's crazy that they knew exactly where I'd be beginning MY SPIRITUAL JOURNEY...those silly paparazzi I don't know how they always find me.

>going to India for poo grifter religious bullshit
He might as well just stayed home and went to the Scientologist nuts.

This nigga is pulling a Beatles lmao

big will bouta elevate bollywood

western women do this as a cover for having weird sex with foreigners

How long before this man ends it?
I'm legit worried.

fucking aunties in a bamboo hut

>Powerful Methods For Street-Shitting

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Well put. It's all staged bullshit.

joining another cult it seems

That would be a lot more expensive though.

>slapgate

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>retard goes to disfunctional shithole for advice to get advice for his bourgeo life

He just can't stop being a vapid, empty poser.

Indian guru scammers get you on the backend.
He'll end up paying some how.
Enlightenment does not come for free.

What happens to the pajeet's reputation after Will inevitably becomes an even bigger mess afterwards? I'm not sure it's worth it for sir dikshit.

based durgaposter

I thought he was going to rehab?
Must've been a short stay...

>He's not a Scientologists. He's one of those people who dip in into all religions but don't solely focus on one.
He and Jada didn't donate to build a jewish, christian, muslim, hindu, or budhhist school. But they did fund the construction of a school that uses Dianetics as its core philosophy.
That tells you all you need to know.

Risin' up, I shit on the street
Did my poo, lowered my pantses
Went the distance, now I'm back from my shieet
Just a Durga Sir and his will to survive

So many lakhs, you'll do the needful so fast
You train your Java for glory
Don't lose your grip, on the bugs when you cast
You must learn well, oughtnot,
You must let Mr. Nagoor Babu teach you Java 9

It's the Icon of Java, it's the Weapon of Durgasoft
Wising up to the challenge of Java
And the last known survivors will get white wives
And Durga Sir will be watching you all
Icon of Java

Poo to poo, room full of pajeets
Holding nose, smelling bad
Durga sirs stack the wall, to shit in the street
For the second to eject it all

It's the Icon of Java, it's the Weapon of Durgasoft
Wising up to the challenge of Java,
And the last known survivors will get white wives,
Stalking's our way, its our right
And Durga sir is watchin' us all with the Icon of Java

>Indian guru scammers get you on the backend.
Sometimes, literally in the backend.

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Nothing. No one fucking cares they will still grift other lower marks with money who will come to them just on the fact that Smith went to them.
You have to realize there's a lot of these types of dudes, they change their names, they get other people to do the job for them, they move and do it.
It's multiple beasts with many heads. You have some that get outed or investigated but they lay low and start over again.

>sathya-sai-baba
This buttfucker.
Yeah good example. They're lowlifes cult leaders who abuse power and other shit with zero regard to consequence.

When was that? Ages ago, has he done anything since then? Its common for these sorts of people to go through phases where they go from one religion to another looking for inner peace or whatever it is they need to sort their head.

>*breathe

Ftfy

>teach bitch
>why come
God I hate them