The Groomerman

SHE WAS LITERALLY LEGAL AGE YOU SICK FUNK

She's too old for him.

How old was the north man? He was probably around 8-10 when his father was killed. Fjölnir's son went from a baby to his early 20s in that time, so Almeth was probably late 20s-early-30s in the film.

39yo and gf is 26, it's like dating a child.

>She was only 26 you sick fuck
You’re either a man in a dress or you jerk off to them

He's 36 in the film, the timeskip is 24 years

t. 23 years old balding skinny fat

Anyas ass was pretty nice desu

Never thought of it that way. Frankly, it pales in comparison to all the slavery.

could we, like, just get rid of obvious and boring bait threads from half a year ago, instead of, you know, giving like 300 replies to these faggots?
kthxby

viral marketing using memes to sell this shitty movie, huh

Women absolutely hate seeing men date girls younger than them

The sad thing is I'm actually starting to see a few people take this meme seriously. That a 40 year old guy dating a 30 year old woman is wrong. Of course when it's a 40 year old woman dating a 30 year old guy that's just strong girl power.

how are all the vikang warriors living this long in the 9th century living in mud huts and raiding slavs

men that can't get it seethe at it as well

That's very problematic. If you're above 25 and go 19-23 I think you should be raped in prison. It doesn't matter the law, it's not moral. Plus, look at the power imbalance. All 25 year old men should strive to date 25-45. And once you hit 30 you can't date 20s at all. Or we will find you, name you, shame you, shun you. This is unacceptable

This. Pedos get the woodchipper.

>why does a 45 year old have a 26 year old love interest?
Cause it's based.

Sick of these moralitytards policing what two consenting adults do in the privacy of their own bedroom

also an 18 y/r doing porn with middle aged men is strong and empowering too

Millennial women were told they could have it all - they could sleep around in their 20s, build their career, and then find a rich handsome doctor or lawyer who would sweep them off their feet once they were ready to settle down and have kids in their 30s.

Now they're quickly realizing that men who have money and status don't want old, used up women who have slept with dozens (if not 100+) men since they were teens and would rather go after younger, beautiful women who haven't hit the wall, so the used goods need to demonize these men as a coping mechanism

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If you made it past childbirth and into your teens you were pretty much guranteed to live past 80+ if you didn't die in a war. It's a combination of better eating habits, more exercise, and no flouride in the water supply.

Yup. Thorir was a baby when Amleth was, what, 9, 10 yo? Later Thorir is like 19 I think, so Amleth must be about 30.

Still, ATJ and Amleth did look off. Hell, the girl didn't even look like the rest of the people around then.

my favorite excuse for not dating women over 30: "well woman past 30 are all married"

Regardless of the characters ages too, they're probably supposed to be more like mid 30s and 16-18

I don't support relationships with power imbalances.

That's why Whites shouldn't date Blacks. The power imbalance between a member of the oppressor class and oppressed class is too great. With one simple phone call the White could call the police and have them summarily execute the Black without due process. A Black cannot consent to a coerced relationship.

Miscegenation is statutory rape.

Actors ages*

I've spent quite a bit of time reading 19th century church books, and from what I've seen in them, you're very wrong.

>SHE WAS ONLY 26 HER BRAIN LITERALLY JUST FINISHED DEVELOPING HOW CAN THOSE TWO CONSENTING ADULTS HAVE SEX THIS IS HONEST TO GOD CREEPY!!!!!!! FR FR FR FR NO CAP OH MY GOD PEDOS GROOMERS

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the day of the 4k/8k bluray release will be known as Coomday

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Read the fourth turning, 80years is one human generation since begining of recorded history. They break down the historical reasons, confirming that anons statements. Most average life stats in historical records are including death in childbirth, either by the mother or more often, the children. Its why theyd have so many kids, because it was common for many to die. Take out those early life deaths and young females and the average lifetime of people has only increased by maybe 5-10years, since recorded history.

Brazilian here. 25 and gf is 15. Legal here

Goddamn I'm jealous. Good job, user.

ACKTUALLY If you call regular people groomers, even in jest, then you let the actual groomers go free. But you knew this already.

Body of a child. If you are attracted to this you are a pedophile. Wood chipper.

It is imbalanced, but not in that way. A 45 year old male is in his prime; a 26 year old female is past it.

>Clint Eastwood - The Good, the Bad and the Ugly - 36
>Harrison Ford - Raiders of the Lost Ark - 39
>Patrick Swayze - Dirty Dancing - 35
>Arnold Schwarzenegger - Terminator 2 - 44
>Brad Pitt - Fight Club - 35
>Keanu Reeves - The Matrix - 35
>Viggo Mortensen - Fellowship of the Ring - 43
>Johnny Depp - Pirates of the Caribbean - 39
>Tom Cruise - Last Samurai - 41
>George Clooney - Ocean's Eleven - 40
>Nikolaj Coster-Waldau - Game of Thrones - 41
>Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool - 40
>Chris Evans - Avengers: Endgame - 39
>Chris Hemsworth - Avengers: Endgame - 35

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You are millennials, it's fine.

>d-don't call out groomers, that helps the groomers!
Ok groomer.

african detected

>A 45 year old male is in his prime
this is extreme old head cope

SHE WAS 8 YEARS OVER THE AGE OF CONSENT YOU SICK FUCK

Thanks mate, I'm glad that you idiots are being called out for the "please let me fuck your children, pls Bill of 2022"

>it's not creepy and wrong to date a girl young enough to be your daughter and who looks like a literal fucking child
Ok pedo.

>SHE WAS JUST 26, YOU SICK FUCK
Roasties must die.

It's just anecdotal evidence, but in my experience Eastern Europeans peasants lived to around 60-75 in the 19th century, with women making it to 70-75 and men more often dying in their sixties.

>Falling for that bait
Are you 12?

Keep projecting, pedo.

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Devilish

>tfw jannies deleted my cunny thread and rangebanned me from making threads

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