Fbfbfp

you are not funny
you are not clever
you are not a contrarian
your support for this woman is dumb and pathetic

I thought jurers weren't supposed to read the news and just wait for it to come up in court?

I support Johnny impossible imbecile, that doesn't mean it's open season on my exquisite mother

There’s a jury?

also she represented Loreal, but decided to go with a random brand for this lie... lmao

Why was she making this retarded fucking face for the entire duration of Depp's testimony? What was it supposed to convey?

Mommy has been bad.

Yep.

OH NO, I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT

I just wish they make amber shit on aplate on trial, in the presence of 4k cameras, so i see her quivering asshole.

it's an actual trial, not judge judy

>I thought jurers weren't supposed to read the news and just wait for it to come up in court?
they are but it is impossible in this day and age to miss this shit

reminds me of that german art forger who got caught because he used some color that wasn't available in the 19th century

I hope she gains 100 lbs from stress eating.

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i'm not following this shit but surely women realize they can't beat men in court because courts operate on logic.

Women operate on emotion, men operate on logic. Thus a court isn't really a fair battleground to fight in, is it?

how ass blasted are all the amber simps going to be when Johnny wins the case? will he get his deserved sticky?

Seems like her legal team didn't do their homeworks...

oh yeah, courts have NEVER been lenient on women :^)

It's the opposite. Juries operate on emotion, and Judges have bias.
It's well documented that women get lighter sentences than men, and pretty women get even lighter sentences than ugly women.
When you get to family court it's even worse.

Which goes to show that the concept of jury trials is fucking retarded

youtube.com/watch?v=d6wUYx17Ab8

Why isn't he there :(

So all the sane people will be on Depps side and the 1 or 2 feminist in the jury will vote against him until its hopelessly deadlocked. Seems fair

im le sad

Amber will get a RIP sticky. Well actually she won't because the fat trannie mods won't do it.

I have only one comment

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because maybe it's traumatic reliving all this shit, fuck I never use this word but use your fucking brain incel

Amber has really lost the public on this one even if she wins the trial.
No-one trusts a bed shitter.

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Something she has been coached on. She needs to look like a battered wife who is traumatized and reliving Depp's abuse. The problem is her timing makes no sense, she'll pull out some fake pouty face seemingly randomly when she remembers she has to look sad.
She has never been a good actress.

She won't fuck you, bro.

What about me?

>Something she has been coached on. She needs to look like a battered wife who is traumatized and reliving Depp's abuse.
Yeah I figure, but she's only looking constipated.

Maybe

Lmao how fuckin innocent are you

Christ

Hahaha fucking great

I think it's destroyed them both. The trial has been pretty ugly.
The best Depp can hope for is to retire with a nice big defamation payout.

Utter misery

There's nothing to even relive except the abuse she was doing and him banging some cupboards and pouring a megabit.

That's the only argument she needs.

can't the lawyer go to jail for lying to the court?

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I'd love to know who her lawyers have tried defending in the past. They look and act like absolute dumb retards.

She can't just smile since she is the "victim". Even knowing she is gonna won, she has to look sad for the camera and the journos.

Probably people who believe in her.

>While the million-dollar lawsuit is keeping Depp’s finances at stake, the actor has already lost a significant portion of his multi-million dollar fortune in the past. Early reports suggested that Johnny Depp once had a $900 million net worth.

>However, those claims were later debunked as it was revealed that he lost nearly $650 million from his earnings owing to his indulgent lifestyle, addiction issues, and mounting legal expenses.

Jesus, imagine blowing half a million dollars. I suppose it's a pretty sweet move living it up while you're alive.

>$2 million per month lifestyle
>$200,000 a month on private planes
>$30000 monthly wine budget
>$7 million settlement to Heard in 2017

lol

sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/johnny-depp-900-million-net-worth-debunked-how-actor-almost-lost-entire-multi-million-fortune

I look like this btw

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>$2 million per month lifestyle
How does this happen? What can you even spend this much money on?

Hotels, restaurants, clubs, drugs, cars, houses, apartments, lavish gifts for friends, very expensive cheese.

Apparently a 40 person entourage (that could be 300k a month right there). Many properties, probably each with people running them.

Because she's a stupid fucking woman. She was coached to look "sad". So like the dumbass she is, she practiced a sad look she liked in a mirror and just holds that particular sad face for the entirety of the proceedings. Normal human beings don't hold a particular expression (except neutral) like that for hours. You react, you think about something else, the face goes neutral again as the mind wanders, you blink etc.
Only a psycho or sociopath would hold do what she's doing.

No, he can always say his client told him it was true. Basically they skate while their client goes down for perjury.

QRD?
is this gold digging cunt trying to take depp for 100 million?
He is already fucked by (((them))) for suing (((the sun))) in UK
This will kill the guy

insider.com/experts-decode-amber-heards-suited-courtroom-looks-2022-4

So, which fat jew is backing her?

>I'd love to know who her lawyers have tried defending in the past.
The main guy is basically a corporate lawyer.

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>expensive cheeses

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