Is Yea Forums in the mood for a good old chris watts thread?

If only he just banned the chicken nuggies, but I believe that is a crime in USA

Chris isn’t funny. Elliot Rodger is funny

>Yeah, I guess I miss them. So, like, if you know where they are, or whatever, let me know.

elliot rodger is a boring sperg who could have pulled tail easy if he wasn't such a narcissistic twig. chris is genuinely interesting because despite obviously being the bad guy in the situation, his wife was actually a huge cunt and his kids were ugly and unbearable

did the patches make him do it?

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Is it possible to send him a lettter

'ATE SHANNANANNANANANA
'ATE HER CUNT FRIEND
'ATE THE KIDS
'ATE MY NOSY NEIGHBOR

LUV ME GIRLFRIEND
LUV ME ANAL SEX
LUV OIL DRUMS

SIMPLE AS

chris should have followed the path of the morphew

im thinking she killed the kids to get back at him for cheating and he killed her when he found out in the heat of passion. it all happened so quickly so he covered it up shitty and when they found out he was just so broken down by it all he just fessed up to all of it

Mercy killing. The son was a useless autist, and Benoit had severe brain damage. Should have spared the wife though.

Unironically yes. His defense actually wanted to use that in trial, that the constant caffiene/whatever patches and his lack of sleep caused him to snap and go insane. Chris just wanted to plead guilty though.

>his wife was actually a huge cunt
in what way? she literally tried everything to save her marriage

The kids killed Shaa'naan and then came for Chris, he had to fight them off and he killed them in self defense.

>her friend realised something was wrong hours after seeing her as Shanann hadn’t made a facebook post in 2hrs
>she immediately drove round and called the police
Yes the events helped to catch him but it’s hilariously pathetic

Still no anal

I can't believe that dumbass would agree to pass a lie detector test, let alone meet the police without a lawyer

Anal is digusting and degenerate, Shanaan was being a good Christian wife and only had sex for procreation.

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AHAHAHAH

Patches from Dark Souls series? That guy was always an asshole.

it would look worse if he didnt talk

>being a sodomite

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why don't they just walk away? the men who hate their family/beat their kids? Why do they go to work and slave away to earn money to feed kids that they just want to beat up/kill?

He was already the main suspect.
No reason to make it easier for them

This.. They had eaten all the chicken nuggets and wanted more. When Chris got home they made tendies from Sha'n''anan. He only had one option but to slay his own spawn.

I am not from USA but according to movies this is very common situation in that country

literally nothing could be worse than him being deadpan, and saying the same things over on the air. Even nothing.

Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants

How she treated him, her narcissism and how it was all about how she was feeling. based on what I saw from the documentray she never made a real attempt to sit down with chris and confront him and ask him what the fuck was wrong, it was all just her waiting for him to take care of her. how she treated the kids, how she treated their funds that she didn't earn
sex is more than just making babies despite that being the main purpose. It's for us to connect and love each other and enjoy each other. It's a huge part of life. Health and consent are what's important and that's possible with anal. Only low iq losers that are usually apart of cults and religion think there's some weird standard you gotta have on sex beyond that.

I can tell you have no experience with modern women
They think men won't touch them and love taunting you into giving a reaction
I bet she gloated that she would take everything from him, turn the kids against him and ruin his life.
Must have felt great for him to wrap his hands around her neck and squeeze the life out of her

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Yeah the behaviour of “tell me when you’re coming down the escalator so I can film the moment seeing your kids for the first time in 2 months” would piss me off. He should’ve spoke up

you are just further proof that sex addiction leads to becoming a murderous monster

I hate sharing the planet with stupid people

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>turn the kids against him
Seeing as he killed the kids, I don't think getting access taken away to them was really his nightmare, you know?

Idiot. That filming everything behaviour is annoying. Rather live the moment.
Chris should have told her to calm down with the social media

hahaha

I don’t want to be mean but whenever I see those kids I think my god they are hideous

your vagina is leaking everywhere. it's fucking gross. please stop

Seriously though, I remember putting an exes nicotine patch on my arm randomly and it made me feel like shit. Imagine him trying to take that patch he had on, she probably flipped out then would text all her friends about their sex life etc. She was an absolute freak.

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too many mistakes, i'm out

Well otherwise her parents would have turned the kids against him

Read posts you moron.

>Holden: "You're in an oil field, walking along in the ground, when all of a sudden..."
>Watts: "Is this the test now?"
>H: "Yes! You're in an oil field and you're walking along in the ground and all of a sudden you look down and..."
>W: "What one?"
>H: "What?"
>W: "What an oil field?"
>H: "It doesn't make any difference what an oil filed is. It's completely hypothetical!"

>W: "Well how come I'be there?"
>H: "Maybe you're fed up, maybe you wanna be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and you see a child, Chris. It's stuck in a pipe."
>W: "A child? What's that?"
>H: "You know what a person is? Same thing." (Holden)
>W: "I've never seen a child but I understand what you mean."
>H: "You reach down and you push the child into the oil drum Chris."
>W: "Do you make up these questions, Mr Holden? Or do they write them down for you?"
>H: "The child lays on its back, its belly filling with oil, beating its legs, trying to make its way up, not without for your help. But you're not helping." (Holden)
>W: "What do you mean I'm not helping!"

>H: "I mean you're not helping. Why is that Chris?
>H:....
>H: "They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. Shall we continue? Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about your mother."
>W: "My mother? Let me tell you about my mother!"

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wtf is going on here

Suck on my fat fucking ballsack

making even more mistakes now. fucks sake dude take a breath and read over it

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i know there's a meme about this but are you trying to do it or what? Otherwise why are you still saying stuff about the kids being 'against him' when the question is premised on how he obviously doesn't care about the kids

the retard did it to himself, all he had to do was wrap it up or get a vasectomy

>Have sex with wife
>Put condom on
>She says "No, you don't need to use it"
What do

When are we gonna get a Ghost Adventures episode about the haunted Benoit home?

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youtu.be/ciP7Hfj7ONE
Nice content, hope to see more in the future

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Depends, do you want kids or not?

>proceed to have conversation about family planning
>don't have sex if they insist
wow so hard holy shit. Go be a sex tourist if you can't hold it in. Just having 12 kids without any family planning is beaner-tier

I don't know

Shanan had a nice body

Well put it on. Obviously don't "decide not to decide" in the middle of that fucking moment or in the middle of any moment

I wondered what the fat neighboor did for a living
He seemed like such an Xbox-playing manchild

She was pretty hot, a good 8/10 who would let Chris use her as his own personal fleshlight whenever he wanted, I'm not sure what his problem was

How many apostrophes did Sha’ann’nan’nnann’@‘na’an’ana’nn’an have in her name?

>wife says to not put it on
>put it on anyway
That's how you end up arguing for 3 hours until 2 in the morning

Dubs of truth? It was only a few hours kek? Goddam social media has fucked women

People tear their hear out over a lifetime, agonizing over "Why was I put on this earth? All this suffering, this loneliness and dread - is it worth it because I have some reason for being here?" Unfortunately for your kid, the answer will be "no, user was just scared of angering his wife"

This, if your wife has an annoying best friend like this you'll never win. Even if he pretended to be his wife on social media I bet her friend would have known it wasn't her just by the way the messages would have read

professional limp bizkit impersonator

Not joking. She dropped her off about 2am from a work trip. By 7am the friend was alarmed

and then you end up like where you're committed to an insane person and the only way out is family annihilation