A megapint?

megapint of redwine, stat

Only watched a handful of clips but this was in one of them. It was quite embarrassing, Depp laughing at the use of the term megapint, then it's shown that the lawyer's actually using a direct quote from Depp's past transcript.

this is the most entertaining shit I've seen in ages, even if he loses he wins

yes Johnny embarrassed that lawyer a lot

>why doesn't this extreme alcoholic remember what he said!!

Have they even brought up the "sexual abuse" shit that stupid old woman said in the opening statement?

loser, you want him to just accept every terminology the lawyer presents?

It's like using superpredator in court

The simp lawyer is so intimidated by Depp its hilarious. He makes him stumble and stutter and just move on. Based pirate man.

I pity you for not recognizing this as the KINO that it is

Lol Johnny Debt won

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Imagine letting a female cut your finger off with a bottle. Western """""""men""""", everyone

He was playing the long game, like Donnie Brasco

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>........I may.....in this instance...(breathes)...have inserted....(smiles nostalgically)...a bottle into her anus..yes..

It's not embarassing at all, the lawyer looks like an anal pedant constantly trying to catch Depp contradicting himself about completely trivial things. It doesn't play well at all.

Did they talk about that part when she shat on his bed??

t-their was...my apologies...human fecal matter

for real? lmao i gotta see the face she makes

>..I..IT WAS THE DOG OK..

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>the dogs are teacup yorkies Am, they barely weigh 4 pounds, i-i'm sorry their*chuckles* their is simply no way that came from a dog

>unassuming guy BTFOs a clingy psycopath

just like my japanese animes

Jamie pull up exhibit 500

the only time im gonna endorse one of these celebrity compilations
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the bit where Johnny keeps looking over too him with a cheeky grin going
>hearsay? you going to hearsay this?

>text/emojis on screen
>random zooms/cuts
>wii music
lord

1000000 pint == megapint.
So Depp's amusement is reasonable.

>Chicago sunroof?

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#mePoo

Fucking kek that last one

him fucking with that lawyer was fantastic, but fuck your shilling your yt channel

I hope they get back together bros :/ The sexual tension is palpable

lol that's actually pretty good

what do you expect? predominantly young women watching this shit expect -oomer tier memes to be inserted in the clips.

Mr Baruch, you say that the store was formerly owned by another man, what exactly was the purpose for including this information on the sign?

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I'd like some deviation. Vines were unironically more creative than this shit.

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and vines were almost ten years ago grandpa slightly more kino than what we have now, to be fair.

> It was a bird then .. you know one of those big ones that often fly into houses to defecate in beds.. that one..

>vines were almost ten years ago

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this trial is more kino than the kinos we get nowadays

Aye

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>is it all hopeless?

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would both you children fuck off? no-one knows or cares wtf you are babbling about

new around these parts?

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me on the left

>he be zoomin'

>this board is for +18 only

youtu.be/CGWYLm0rUPs

>Simping this hard for a woman
Have sex.

kilopint
megapint
gigapint
terapint

and was the... uh... smell... described? in meticulous detail?

>be american
>need a word for fussy disposition
>choose "anal"

he reminds me of sam hyde

I was wondering how long it would take for these to pop up.

man imagine getting hired by a big name law firm right out of law school. You've watched Pirates of the Caribbean all your life as a wee lad but now you've been charged by the new company you've entrusted your future to with the ugly goal of defending Amber Heard. Could there by any more cucked situation than that? You can't even shake hands and act like it wasn't personal afterwards, this is definitionally extremely personal. I can't imagine being in this lawyers shoes man

jesus christ time rips by

Can't schlepp the depp

thats right

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This is some Nelson shit.

>I have other uses for your throat, which do not include injury...
like what? i don't get it. taking her out for dinner?

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