You better have PAID for your paramount plus subscription to watch premium quality halo content
YOU DID WATCH HALO EPISODE 5 RIGHT?
Mason Ross
Isaiah Cruz
sneed
Ryan Powell
why is paramount shilling so inept?
Christian Taylor
How DARE you call me a shill. We are halo fans here. You WILL watch the halo show and you WILL be happy
Levi Cooper
Rooooaaarrrr! I'm Master Chief!
Ryder Mitchell
I pirated it for the fight scene.
Logan Powell
The only good thing about this ENTIRE show was Spartans actually being fucken fast and running as fast as the Warthog for the better part of 5 mins of the action scene.
Everything else is fucking utter DOGSHIT
NOBODY CARES ABOUT DADDY MAKING ME BURRY OUR DOG WHEN THE FUCKING ALIENS ARE TRYING TO USE A SUPERWEAPON TO KILL EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS EVER.
WHY DO WE KEEP CUTTING TO CHING CHONG BITCH ON SOME HUMAN WORLD SOMEWHERE WITH NOT DAVE CHAPELL. HOLY FUCK I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS TRIVIAL BULLSHIT ABOUT EMOTION INHIBITTORS WHEN THE ENTIRE GALAXY IS AT STAKE
Benjamin Green
Mass Effectchad checking in... sorry, not sorry. HALO was always woke. 2 bad.
James Martin
i’m not following your twitter, faggot.
Grayson Rodriguez
No I did not watch this trash.
No I will not pay for any streaming services.
Angel Peterson
A mass effect tv show would make Star Trek Picard look like Deep Space 9.
James Carter
>PAY for this, chud
>even thought the jewish studio didn't
Luis Stewart
but the halo show is already doing that. even the best possible halo show would do that. as halo has always been garbage.
Brayden Robinson
I would be embarrassed if I did something that shitty
Henry Lopez
shilling of any caliber will be ineffective on Yea Forums
freedom of speech in anonymity takes the part of human brain that can be cajoled offline
then all you're left with is a series of good questions
Colton Edwards
Carter Nelson
Wow that’s a pretty epic explosion scene I will as a good halo fan pay to watch halo the tv show on paramount plus. Check out these epic Easter eggs.
Nicholas Perry
Well, considering what Halo became with Halo 4, and the pile of garbage i343 has shuffled over the past decade, one could perhaps consider the series "quality content", relatively.
It's bad though, inconsistent, soap-opera, klisché sci-fi bad.
Adam Thompson
When is this fucking faggot going to put his fucking helmet on for once?
Juan Rodriguez
Guys I just wanted Halo Kino.
Why did they do this? Why did they make this show for women?
I don't want to see literally every characters naked ass, especially not John Halo's.
I don't care about interpersonal human melodrama, like literal soap-opera bullshit.
I just want to see 8 foot tall giant superhumans brutally killing xeno-scum, literally nothing in this show has been worth watching so far.
Nolan Hall
He should’ve worn a helmet…
Colton Smith
Do the 400 year old reptilian Jewish producers of this show not think that young audiences will be able to relate to a character unless they can see their face?
John Halo should never have taken his helmet off, let alone even be in the show to begin with.
Jace Ward
not even worth the bandwidth i wasted to download the torrent
Jeremiah Bell
what the fuck, cant the banshee just float up? is John Halo that heavy?
Nolan Baker
I think the pilot was just suicidal and Chiefs presence had nothing to do with what happened.
Lincoln Martin
wow. I just presubscribed to paramount+ and I'm going to hold a dicks out watch party with my friends tonight.
Christian Ross
if americans dont see his muttoid face they can not related to him, they might think its a robot.
Jose Rogers
this is a bot post
Evan Clark
>John Halo that heavy?
hes american so... yeah
Nolan Perry
>robots are real
Yeah and so is your girlfriend who lives in Niagra Falls
Evan Harris
Award shows and actor presense, or whatever some excuse was.
We'll relate extra hard seeing Master Cheek's ass. He's got an ass, and so do I, relating so very hard.
Of course he does, a banshee will pivot down if there's a pilot and Master Cheeks on it. Covenant saves pennies where they can, lift force on Banshees are enough for the pilot only.
Noticed how the General's chain gun didn't do squat but as soon as Cheeks picked ut up the properties if the gun changed altogether?
Grayson Martinez
I've never seen such an embarrassing show completely shit on what it's "lightly" based on.
For years people have been hyped for Halo marketing with live action footage for the games. To show what a cool movie or show it'd make. The fact they intentionally now make tv shows or movies based on shit and its nothing like them, it's like studios are literally trolling people.
Kevin Smith
I'm glad I just enjoyed Halo 1 to Reach and stopped there, so I don't have to be bunched into these fucking fags.
Blake Brooks
>tfw no autistic giantess supersoldier gf
Ryder Myers
As fun as Iron Man was, it birthed seeing man's face in a suit forever. I don't fucking want to see some stupid studio filmed shot of their face.
Brayden Price
>MASTER CHEEKS
Eli Price
>Cortana has access to the entirety of John Halos combat logs and knows how unstoppable he is
>Fucking tells him when to switch weapons
The audacity of dis bitch
Mason Johnson
Oh right. Just like how all the halo games had him in the helmet and he's one of the biggest video game characters ever.
Jackson Phillips
how to take out the Covenant air support
>sneak into their base
>tape a slightly heavy object on the front
>it'll constantly nose dive and explode
Cooper Flores
I love how this fag had the audacity to call people who know the show is shit "haters and trolls".
Nolan Perez
Yeah Chappi was fucken awesome
Dylan Price
In America some space ghetto shit like mass effect is seen as complex and deep sci-fi. Halo is already too complex for most mutts. TV show people are stupider than gamers as gamers need to think when they play a videogame, as they control the game. TV watchers just sit there doing even less than a gamer.
Cooper Barnes
>Iron Man birthed seeing man's face in a suit
... yea... iron man did that...
Brody Price
>Sold 70m copies
Why couldn't they just make the same shit and have 70m people be happy
Adrian Hernandez
Yeah, kill that DC faggot!
Brayden Davis
HEMLET
Aaron Powell
Paramount everything is inept.
Jason Clark
You know the sequences with Iron Man where we see his HUD, and face, yet the faceplate is on?
That's what's talked about, that's what the show does, in a budget way.
Austin Turner
>Looking for people to like our show
Good shows don't have to hire an audience.
Nolan Cook
You know what happens in Ironman comics but not in Halo games?
Samuel Russell
So based on the fact that between Halo and Picard, Paramount+ barely have enough actually watchable content for a youtube channel, which competitor eats them?
My money is on Apple.
Luke Parker
I think it's pretty funny contrasting this with Karl Urban in Dredd
>Dredd
>Yeah, it's uncomfortable, and it's a challenge trying to convey a character without the use of your eyes. But I want to respect the source material. Dredd wears a helmet, simple as.
>Halo
>We hate the Halo games, in fact, we don't even know anything about the games. You're all haters and trolls. If they're not looking at my schnozz every 10 seconds how will they relate to me?
Kayden Carter
Disney (even though i don't know if they have the cash) is hungry to eat up every content they can. Paramount and Fox together could help Disney+
Jaxson Cooper
Disney already has Fox. But I reckon it will be someone from silicon valley since they need production and brands which Disney already has. If I'm the Redstones my goal right now is to start a bidding war, there's no coming back from this.
Isaiah Ross
> people getting mad that a reimagining isn't exactly what they played in the games.
go outside
Aaron Morris
What did she mean by this?
Ryder Sullivan
Mason Thomas
Wyatt Brooks
Michael Ross
>r*ddit spacing shill crying people don’t like his gay and terrible show
Just kill yourself nigger
Isaiah Ward
>webm
she's eye raping him...
Benjamin Walker
The nigga literally got cucked by a 9 year old kek
Jason James
*sigh*