I've got a moral quandry about the show. Hayden Panettiere, born August 21, 1989, now 17 (legal in Texas, which is important, because her character is in Odessa, Texas) as the character, Claire Bennett. She's adorably cute, constantly in her cheerleader uniform. Ok - now never mind that she fulfills the underage cheerleading limber blond virginal demographic. That's pretty delicious. But they gave her the ability to regenerate and resuscitate from any and all injuries. This power has decided to manifest itself before she's lost her virginity. Which means - everytime she has sex, she's a virgin as her hymen will repair itself. Meaning that everytime she's fucked, its like she's being fucked for the very first time. OK - that's WAY WRONG. NOW - add to that - that she's at the age where cellular growth is complete. This is it. No wrinkles. No sagging breasts. If she has a kid and it pushes the hipbones out... they'll straighten back and she'll be fine. Of course - that's even if she could get pregnant. Would her eggs allow an invading sperm to fertilize? Is that possible? OR - is she simply doomed to enjoy threat free sex for life. Now - here's the scary part. She'll never know non-hymen blocked sex. Cuz even if it gets pushed through... on any withdrawal and cycle back in, the hymen will have grown back. SO... It's my theory that do to the constant discomfort of virginal sex with men, her character will prefer the kind attention of her fellow sex. MEANING - she'll be a hot, underage, cheerleading lesbian... for life. ALSO - she could have sex with ANYONE. Any disease - unprotected and be perfectly ok. The people behind this show are sick. Either that or they have singlehandedly created the most deviantly awesome fanboy sex object in the history of SUPERHERO FICTION. And she's from Texas. Claire... you rule!
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jesus, fuck off
Isn’t she doing that horse girl show nowadays or am I thinking of someone else?
Her last appereance was a cameo in the new Scream movie. She's doing nothing
God I can’t read that anymore. She’s fucking hot though.
i think she got married or something.
Man Hayden's Hooters really filled out
Yeah a world heavyweight champ Boxer
I’ve got to get to the bottom of this. Who’s that old southerner with the big white moustache? You know who I think he was in the news recently
She lost all feelings of pain, so she could get her virgin pussy fucked by big Asian cock and it wouldn't hurt her.
Still not sure how the physical mechanics of their sex life work.
Isn't he the Mayor of Keev, Ukraine now?
I'd pay money to see the disgusting wretch that typed this cringe-inducing shit
step 1: pick up fleshlight
that'll be about tree-fiddy
dare i say a wall breaker?
Never mind. Amber Marshall from Heartland was who I was thinking of. She looks alike with a cowboy hat
Not sure if you're serious but it's picrel and I'm not even joking
That's an actual critics review
He has a tiny dick, I guarantee it
I know how vaginas work I'm talking about the 2' height difference
She’s always been my dream girl :(
>Dropped by fat gypsy scum
>on vacation flight to Morocco
>storm blows plane off course
>plane ends up crashing in bumfuck jungle Africa
>you are the lone survivor
>spend 72 hours eating last of airplane food and bottled water
>wonder through jungle in search of food and water
>hear running water and run towards the sound
>find this hairless gorilla bathing in your water source
What’s your next move?
Years ago I saw her tits in a dream
How did one man weild so much power
was the proto soiboi consoomer for the lack of better terms. "geek culture" was always a mistake
Why couldn't he walk? Was he disabled in an accident or was he too fat?
To me
and i'm saying he just picks her up.
She was in an early episode of Law & Order SVU. She played a schoolgirl prostitute. It was so hot.
accident where he was bedridden for months but the fat didn't aid in his recovery
Yeah I think he admitted that he didn't do the exercises necessary to start walking again. He was just lazy.
Spinners are amazing
damn she got fat the pig
is this a copypasta?
autism incarnate
Probably still convalescing from squeezing out that massive baby. It probably wrecked her whole lower body.
Slavs are not white
What's the all-time most kino awards dress? Is it Hayden Panettiere's booby dress? Or was it pic related?
Love that hairstyle on her
Fat fucks feet are on the ground showing he doesn't even need the chair. Imagine enabling this fuck by pushing him around anywhere. Stan should have stood in front of him and told him if he wanted in the picture get his fat ass out of the chair and stand. Absolutely disgusting.
>Stan should have stood in front of him and told him if he wanted in the picture get his fat ass out of the chair and stand
lmao they weren't there to let a fan take a picture, they were there to pay tribute to a someone who they thought could make or break their products success.
He was one of the earliest film bloggers in the late 90s/2000s and Hollywood was terrified of him because he was something new and an unknown quantity. As a result, they overestimated his influence:
>Today, according to the panting blurbs on the back of his autobiography, he is "the ultimate movie geek", "one of the most powerful and feared men in show business", and proud occupant of "a place at Hollywood's most exclusive table". He is one of Brill's Content's 50 Most Powerful People in Media and Premiere's 100 Most Powerful People in Hollywood. Studios fly him first-class to screenings, set him up in fancy hotels and grant him privileged access to closed sets. The chat shows are hot for him, from Politically Incorrect to The Craig Kilborn Show, and, most significantly, he has appeared frequently on America's top-rated movie-review show, At the Movies With Roger Ebert.
right place right time. site that centralized info on leaked movies (they would straight up do reviews of leaked scripts for upcoming movies). It was so much of a new thing, a thrill, and a novelty that they had industry sources leaking shit. Granted that still happens a bit today, but it was a time where these guys seemed like they were getting away with it. And they did.
from waht i remember he pulled some stunt where he had a bunch of star wars merch in a cart, and he went down a ramp and all the weight of the merch/cart crushed him.
Is she jewish?
Anyone got that pic of her in denim and boots, drunk and on all fours on a table?
>mfw I'd very much like to see that pic too
Hayden has been a naughty girl. She's back with her ex who she has a restraining order against. She needs a spanking!
Jesus Christ those mammaries. Awooooga
J-Lo's green dress was pretty good. Her body was smoking hot.
they're fake
No, that's his brother Vitali, who is also a 6'7 ex-heavyweight champion.
Yeah but she wears them well and look at how asymmetrical her ogs are
They're a nice looking fake pair, though I guess fakes always look decent in clothes.
my cock cares very little
fuck off fags, flat is justice
she's also a fridge, midget whore
She should give her surgeon's number to other actresses.
I know, I love her too