American woman

> coming for you, Ornelia

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Guy on the left got too cocky with Liam

just squeezed out a sloppy Amber Heard in the toilet lads

Johnny Depp is American bro, you're shitting your own bed.

Why is he on his knees?

Has anyone noticed that her last name, 'Heard' sounds similar to turd?
Turd meaning poop.
Amber pooped on the bed.

We should call her AMBER TURD
Do you get it?

Liam doesn't like toilets so he just goes in his pants.

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Stooping down to reach eye level with the fucking manlets who bully him online

>But no woman will ever cum for you, Jonah

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Liam just went full IRA on this guy.

i dont get it

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
More time, Jonahbros!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Based bedshitter

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> executes a flying armbar and snaps her arm on live television
WHO'S FUNNY NOW?

Pee’s color is amber.

Amber Heard more like Amber Shit

WTF

Came here to post this.

what did she hear?

I didn't

I came

He should have taken a diaper with him

Not you, Jonah.

I'm clumsy autist so I'd like to assume he's just like me and always spills food on his crotch then goes to the sink and wipes the stains with a wet hand or paper towel. Or just lets water splash onto his crotch from public bathroom sinks.

He's a massive alcoholic.

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but he's the same manlet height as me. does he want to suck my cock dick because I tell good jokes about him?

I don't feel like looking it up but there's an illness you can have that makes it so you can't feel your bladder/pee and you just go on accident.

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i'd prefer a crazy hot girl to pee on me or my bed but because i like pee they'd probably shit

are these real or shopped? if he's a massive drunk it's kind of based desu
sneed rhymes with feed and seed, chuck's used to rhyme with fuck and suck, he sold boioussy

Based
Kek

You can tell she never considered that coming back to haunt her when she initially sued Depp kek

We need...two more weeks!!!!

Ooga
And I cannot stress this enough
Booga

stinky bitch

PUTA CACA

Does anyone else feel like the fact that she was confident enough to shit in his bed mean that she never anticipated any kind of violent, physical altercation coming back to her for it?
There are men who are far less aggressive than domestic abusers and probably considered normal who would have at least slapped her for that shit.

or if they are anything like the average Yea Forums poster they would have picked it up and masturbated with it

lmao

or she expected it, and was ready to take a photo of her marked face and cry to TMZ

I don’t think “confidence” is what you need to shit ok your own bed.

>"If only you could break your overeating habit that quickly, Jonah!"

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Sunset found her squatting on the bed, smirking. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time Depp sobered up she was shitting brown water. The more red wine she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the kitchen to drink more wine

Based

He drinks to the point where he can barely hold his piss, and then inevitably when he finally goes to piss, he is dancing back and forth and pisses his pants slightly or all the way.
I do it when drunk too, and we are both Irish. The luck.

It was the dogs!

youtu.be/8Yy-83RbW1w

If only there was a word that meant shit and rhymed with Heard. Someone clever will probably figure something out.

I wish that dog were me

Amber Dookie?

was that a vegan shit? It really looked horrible

Amber sneed

theres pictures of it?

yes, do you need some ky jelly?

Yep, it’s like a black cake on the bed

mmmmmmmm....jelly

Her character from Aquaman is named Smeara

>comes home from a 9 hour shift at a construction site, smelling like absolute shit
>greeted with kisses by his 9/10 milf trophy wife he calls "sweetheart."
>pats his 8 year old son named Tyler on the head who has been and says "hey buddy!"

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>I'M A WOMAN!
>WATCH ME POOP!
>AAAARRRRRRRRGHHHH!
>*BRAAAAAAAAAP*
>*SPLAT*

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[Agreeable] American women

Holy shit what happened to him?

looks like a gay construction worker