What film would you show the love of your life?

What film would you show the love of your life?

I'd show them the "The Laws of Thermodynamics" or a few episodes of "Atypical" .

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Captain Ron

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Some deranged gay porn most likely

Tinker Tailor. Because if they can't tell me what happened without being prompted, this is going nowhere.

Drive

>gets a girlfriend
>forces her to watch anime
fucking zoomers

I haven't talked to a woman in 4 years

I’ve struggled for 17 whole seconds and cannot come up with a better answer.

The House that Jack Built

Perfect Blue

My girlfriend showed me Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou. It was okay I suppose but I don't like tranime so...

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Greatest story never told

Vanilla Sky

goodburger

Big Lebowski

Women like anime now, get with the times grandpa.

My exwife showed me Leon. A year into our marriage she admitted to being a pedophile. Divorced her afterwards and then posted all evidence of her self incriminating on her facebook and every relative of hers. She's been disowned by her family, lost her job and has become a fat pig dependant on some drunk. I feel no remorse. I hope she kills herself.

The love of my life would've seen EoE already

>Hey watch the finale of this anime
I know its a fake story but still dumb

Josie and the Pussycats

leon the professional

September 11: The New Pearl Harbor (2013)

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Cool Hand Luke

Frownland (2007)

Pretty Baby (1978) starring Brooke Shields

Showing someone a movie or being shown a movie by someone tends to be really fucking awkward honestly, the shower is seeking validation and the showee is under pressure to appreciate the movie.

I don't think there's a single movie that does it for me.

in bruges or upgrade
i thought about saying why but everything i can come up is nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor tier.
idk i just find them very relatable and human

great shit

I cant, because my life is more complex than a 2hr movie

trainspotting i guess

That uh...never happened did it user?

cum farts cocktails 2

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Of course it didn't.

This is the ideal first date kino. Filter out the bpd whores

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Joker (2019)

Barry Lyndon

I couldn't show them anything because my social autism would be on tenfold.

>a brilliant... movie
what mean

7 Samurai.

No one will watch films with me its pointless

Double feature of the first two madoka movies with a half hour intermission explaining its serendipitous connection to the works of Soren Kierkegaard

Mulholland Drive

Fuck atypical my mom said the main character reminds her of me

the 3 naked gun movies

How gay to use film of all things to show someone who you are. That's literally one of the faggiest things I've read.

His Twitter handle checks out.

タクシードライバー

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fpbp, /thread

As if you could even tell them.

Oh and she's trans btw

If you had a girlfriend this answer would necessarily be different.

>What film would you show the love of your life?
Patton

It's a brilliant movie

I watch films on my own

Hello? Based Department?

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Based and same

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I would be so embarrassed if I were a woman and a dude unironically said 'this movie encompasses everything there is about me.'
What a moronic thing to say.

>I would be so embarrassed if I were a woman
Doubt

First night I got laid we were watching memoirs of a geisha. Don't really remember any other film watching experiences. She's watched pretty much everything I've ever liked.

The Thing and Predator.

I'm dedicated to my art.

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>implying your pussy wouldn't be drier than the Sahara desert if some dude said that and then put on Pulp Fiction

Diablos!

Women don't think.