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The only things this movie had going for it:
-the Rifftrax was good
-it didn't have any of the fedorafag shit from the book.

I would’ve known if the people I were playing online video games with were black or not

Someone post the part from the second book where Ernest Cline writes about using the ultimate VR machine to have gay sex and become a woman.

I actually quite enjoyed it.

girl at work that sits across from me is a thicker no birthmark version of this. laughs at all my jokes too, married tho.

also, this movie blew dick and that authors work is embarrassingly cringe

Dumbest ending. Your entire world revolves around that place and you shut it down for days of the week.

It’s an allegory for Steam’s Tuesday maintenance

13 year olds will find it fucking awesome. Who cares what boomers think.

I personally liked the idea.

>needing to go to the hospital on a Saturday
do people really?

Gotchufam

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Especially considering people used it to make a living lol

This movie was better than the sum of its parts. Christ, Spielberg is a real miracle-worker to have made that fucking book into something genuinely watchable.

That's the point, the entire world revolves around that place. People are pissing away their lives on something that ain't even real while the world rots around them. Might as well give them a day a week to force them to get their shit together.

Maybe I'm too autistic but the minute I saw that ending I immediately gamed out in my head how IOI would absolutely assfuck Oasis into oblivion over that decision. All they have to do is offer some shitty knock-off VR program that's available 7 days a week, 100% of the world's population will use it the two days Oasis is shut down, and eventually it'll sap Oasis's userbase because nobody wants to split their time.

Total MySpace -> Facebook effect

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basically this, autism has to be accounted for nowadays in movies thanks to the internet

Their world was functional because of that place. They're still able to go to work, banks, school, etc. Taking that away just handicaps their economy.

For me it's
>thousands of people attempt the race every day for five years with a 100% failure rate
>literally at no point has a single person ever tried to go in reverse from the starting line

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>saves the movie

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what did the creator had in mind when he thought his 3 macguffins weren't going to be stolen by chinese hackers?

If people can figure out those Battlefield megalodon easter eggs which require you to shoot specific pixels of concrete, than this game would have been cracked in days.

Well yeah that’s one of the main things I’m talking about as well. Gamers would’ve tried everything.

There is virtually nothing in this that distinguishes it from The Emoji Movie

This

The book is max cringe garbage but Spielberg somehow made a fun movie out of it

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*kinomogs your flick*

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>how IOI would absolutely assfuck Oasis

IOI murdered dozens of people in a terrorist attack and was caught red handed. If I was on the IOI board, I would be fleeing the country.

that scene where she gently caressed his crotch made my pants tighten

i didn't like the visual style

Kekkkk

All I remember is the big titty cat

If you told me Spielberg hasn’t directed like his last 4-5 movies I’d believe it. Especially that Wapo propaganda.

Sabbath analogy

kino

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rogue executive, please understand

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im gonna cooooom

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Spileberg absolutely didn't lean into the solution to this race correctly. He almost had it, but it's not clear. The movie does seem to just suggest "go backwards" to win. IT does actually have a few other notes. One of the High-5 wrecks their car in the process, so there does seem to be a degree of difficulty in pulling it off. That's not highlighted enough at all. Also, seems you have to go backwards really fast to the wall, as if you'll die. Which most people don't want to die. There's 2 issues with this. One, the movie doesn't actually indicate that you had to make what seemed like a suicide play to beat the race. It's semi-implied, but not fully there, certainly a missed piece of dialogue could have helped. The main issue with this though.... is paints the 6er's brain-think team as completely worthless. They have hundreds of accounts at their disposable. They certainly could have suicided some accounts at a wall to attempt this. The fact the 6ers are worth a damn later is really odd that they never got this.

My big gripe with the movie is the nightclub scene. In Metaverse games there's also a non-combat lobby area. If not, there's high-level powerful people there to keep trolls and PvP from happening. Why were the 6ers just able to start fighting? Why does everyone flee? No way every character would just flee. They'd get dunked on.

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That movie is a Spy Kids 3 ripoff

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3 keys

maybe someone would have gone backwards
but maybe they wouldnt have

Speilberg is a genius, just plain genius. The book really is some 10 year old cartoon reference porn with no sense of social skills. The movie is pretty solid, despite itself.

>omg no one would ever love me for I have a lung condition and wear a nose tube

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Spielberg could direct a cup of tea and I'd be hooked

The best quote I ever read about him was that he was 'incapable of capturing a shot without energy in it', and it's true

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It’s not unlike his hero Kubrick, who basically did the same thing with books

If you remember in the movie, the girl gets her bike wrecked and the shemale-nigger dude has to fix it. I imagine repairing your virtual car costs money or is very time-consuming so no one bothers smashing into all wall

Loved the first book before it came out. Absolutely hated the movie first time seeing it in the theater. Stands up fine when rewatching. Please be patient with my midwit take.

I hate the antichrist

It's a dumb point though because the world moves through supply and demand. If that little faggot wants to shut down for a few days, then someone else will make a version that is open 24/7. The real message would've landed if they decided to completely shut down the server and destroyedthe technology, but nope, gotta have vidya safe face somehow

Why would anyone have gay sex if they could turn into a woman? Anal sex is the same if you're a woman so what's the point?

It's unironically one of those "Turn off your brain" to enjoy movies.
Im lucky I possess that ability, because I enjoyed it, but lord if you turn on your brain to even a 1 there's so much shit that doesn't make sense.

They had to go full speed so no one did it because people were greedy and didn't want to lose their stuff if they hit the wall. That said, someone absolutely would've done it anyway.