ITT: actors/actresses that you thought were the same person for years

Any actor from Married with Children is forever known by their character's name. It's the rules.

I still think Orlando Bloom and Luke Evans are the same actor.

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Not even close. Eyes are totally different

Sure when they’re right next to each other. It’s mostly that they both have a very unique, yet almost identical to one another, voice. You see an actress of the same abnormally tall height and hair and build, with that hallmark east-coast nasal yet sonorous voice, and it takes looking up their other work to realize that there are two of them.

The departed was confusing as hell to me, because I didn’t realize that DiCaprio and Damon were different people until the last ten minutes.

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Kate Winslet looks like what Rosamund Pike will look like soon.

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face blindness is a sign of autism

so you actually thought dicaprio was a complete mental wreck and a successful husband at the same time?

They look nothing alike, they were both on Lost tho

I’m not autistic my parents had me tested.

I thought he had a double life undercover or something. I think I was too young to get how his personal life wouldn’t make sense.

i mean he already had a double life, what you saw was him leading a literal quadrupal life.

we'll see about that

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Just out of curiosity, why did they suspect it?

Only found out these were different people last week

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I thought Damon and Wahlberg were the same. I thought he committed suicide in the last scene

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she's only 3 years younger

Not actors but I was so confused growing up with two Nellys, Nelly and Nelly Furtado. I don't know of any other time in history with one Nelly, and there were two.

Obviously they were different, but to a young kid when the internet wasn't as developed with information and we didn't have it in our pockets constantly, it was confusing to hear a female Nelly song and then a male Nelly song

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They didn’t; I wasn’t being serious. As an adult my father started comparing me to Temple Grandin and implying that he thinks I’m autistic because I’m ugly and weird.

It actually might have been those two that I confused; I can’t remember anymore. Whoever thought of casting three dirty blonde/light brown haired guys of around the same age, face and build was silly.

Literally who is Allison Janney?

She does it for free

I thought Leo starred in Into the Wild for the first 2/3 of the movie

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youtube.com/watch?v=9xT8Ucdgb0Q
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Are there any other oldfags that were around in the early 90’s when Samuel L. Jackson and Laurence Fishburne were the same person and then time looped itself through the nexus of the universe and made him into two separate people?

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>puzzles are autism tests
>autism is anything other than brain damage
>autism is le super power
I hate zoomers

newfag

dilate

did it first try u gotta think pretzelly

you failed it

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groomer

>being intelligent is autism
nope

Not that I confused them but I think Nellie McKay looks similar to Grace Kelly.

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One line through each door. Easy peasy, Japanesey.

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>being intelligent
>in Yea Forums
yeah, no

this thread

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there’s like 3 guys who always play the not-too-old dad in comedies and I can’t tell them apart or remember the names. Also I shit you not I was just writing this and jimmy fallon says “jason bateman.” he’s one of them for sure

True.. but also the movie sucked. It was just a terrible story to make a movie about. No redeeming value whatsoever, then that korean garbage won the "woke" oscars and the departed didn't seem that bad of an idea.
I mean these stories aren't even awful because of the endings where the bad guy wins, they're awful because they chip away at your soul. And a movie doesn't necessarily have to be overloaded with death and gore to do that. These movies had stories that were not worth telling, they shouldn't have been told.

I was confused why a guy like Denzel Washington would need to do all those allstate commercials.

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Harrison Ford In the Fugitive and the guy with the beard who resembled him earlier in the film

Now that you mention it, I couldn't tell any of them apart either. That's just adding to the shittyness of the movie.

There was a trend where low-budget commercials would have a big black guy who you assume is Shaq. But then I found out he really does those shitty general insurance commercials

He looks like antonio banderas in that pic

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Haysbert has wayy deeper voice

I did this almost instantaneously, the last door is below the U

AHAHA GAY

Matthew McConaughey and Owen Wilson. I don’t know why

ITT face blindness

Arnold and De Vito. It's uncanny.

The only time I made this mistake and from googling it I'm not alone.

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>What is face blindness

Nope

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no way

That’s crazy.

These two
Dean Cain and Javier Bardem
Christian Bale with Jim Caviezel sometimes

Wait I'm a dumbass, it's Dean Morgan
Dean Cain was the Superman guy