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Imagine a BONE-CHILLING SLOW BURN AESTHETIC thriller about Ubongho Chief of the Nogua tribe

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Zulu
directed by: Mel Gibson
make it happen, Hollywood

WHY NOT THIS BUT ME
WHY IT NOT ME?
WHY NOT MINE?
I NIGGER, SO I SHOULD HAVE
NIGGERS SHOULD HE ANGRY BECAUSE NIGGERS ARE NIGGERS

>Imagine a revenge story this well written set in Africa
What's stopping you from writing it yourself then?

Make it yourself then, faggot. Also anyone who talks about Africa without specifying the actual country or even geographical area, doesn't know shit about Africa and shouldn't talk about it.

How do people like this actually exist?

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Yo, why don't they make it with Arabs and shit riding camels with large sabers?? ERRGGG MY IDENTITY NEEDS REASSURANCE!

I agree that there should be films about African myths. Then we don't need them playing white people. I won't be watching them of course.

He's not wrong because he wants to see this. He is wrong because he's implying BECAUSE it's "white" it isn't "fire"?

Who gives a fuck about the races, a good movie is a good movie.

It's like communists saying "DUUDEEE if someone made a company and everyone got paid equally that would be FUCKING FIRE"

>oh ok, well then why don't you start something simple like selling bread, and make your communist company and share the money with all your employees

>o-ohh nah I'm good

Show don't tell

Perhaps they should do that instead of blackwashing historical white characters.

>story of african myths and legends
YAAAAS, and we should replace prominent african figures in those movies with white redhead women

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That would be racist. Africans were noble kings before the colonists arrived and put them in chains. Not savages like vikings. See Black Panther for an accurate depiction of Africa.

Will Americans SHUT the FUCK up about black people already? They do realize no other country worships them, right? Hell I've never even seen a black person (THANK GOD).

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So write one.

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But corpos only hand money to fake woke shit that won't commit. They're still racist enough not to make that kind of film unless it was made by an old school white director, ala Ridley Scott. What they need to do is shop around an idea and hope to get one of those old white guy directors as an executive producer. That will make the studio look at the pitch and actually consider it.

Or, y'know, sell it to Netflix.

>see a movie
>get upset because it could have been about niggers instead
brain rot

Can you fags post less? I'm trying to write a word

He's right, they just need to find some African director to do it

Starring Ryan Gosling

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>Yea Forums - Twitter and Voyeurism

Luwanda Magere flick when?

>no you don't get it I NEED a 100 million dollar budget to make a movie
>Y-you can't expect me to put my money where my mouth is and fund my own projects!

Nobody gives a flying fuck about Africans though. Vikings sound cool to people even though they were raping retards. Black tribal fucks dont appeal to anyone, even other blacks.

>a crime story set in Africa where the detectives are in a race against time as the incoming rain storm threatens to wash away the mud hut and with it the evidence of the crime

Because in reality:
Black directors only want to make 'fuck wypipo' movies set in America (except maybe Steve McQueen, he mainly just wants to make movies where he films Michael Fassbender's dong)
And if a white director were to pick up this project they'd get shouted down with 'muh cultural appropriation' and the project would fall apart.

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>You - Nigger and Faggot

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Other countries didn't have to deal with black people and a whole lot of them as we have in the states. If you actually saw how entwined our history is with African slavery and its impacts on the economy, you'd understand why it's always seen as a big deal over here. What Chinese is now to pollution and corruption, we were with slaves. We can't ignore it, and it's made shit fucky forever. Yes, it's weird. Yes, it's wild. But that's why America is like this. Sure other countries had slaves and shit, but it was our whole bang, baby.

What do grown men even do with toys like these? I mean after they've posted the faggy social media stuff.

I hate zoomer speak, ive started to call people out and now they revert back to talking normal kek

>pretending like a big budget ramon films production movie wouldnt be based

enjoy your capeshit for the rest of eternity i guess.

American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers

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i went to watch this movie today and i saw a trailer for a jordan peele film i've never heard of before. im assuming that every main character is black and the story is a light allegory for racism in the same way the holodomor was rationing.

I agree. I'd love to see a legit kino movie about african folklore with african actors, made by africans, based on african stories.

Instead they take white shit and blackwash it.

And then everyone stood up and clapped.

>African myths
You mean like how the continent was a wealthy, prosperous citadel of cutting-edge science and culture before whitey came?

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To be fair Africa does have very rich lore to draw from would be cool to see of it on the big screen

reddit spacing is a reddit meme

I never used reddit, I don't use reddit, and I always used this spacing here, and I was here before anyone ever heard of reddit

It's not niggers but they're brown. But twiiter faggots probably hate it because of based Mel.

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you’re an amazingly retarded piece of shit
nothing you said is real at all
nobody gives half a fuck about some dead niggers other than psycho self hating whites and golem tier nigger drones
off yourself immediately in real life

I think you misunderstood me. I'm saying that studios who pretend to like this shit don't, so it'd be hard to get money unless you get someone experienced to back it as a producer-- who's probably gonna be white. That's the only way to do it unless you take the indie route. But they don't want to, because they want to make money. It's all stupid and tiresome.

Maybe they should have written their myths and legends down

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It's good that christians wrote down vikang ramblings otherwise modern larpers woudn't have any material to larp about.

>To be fair Africa does have very rich lore to draw from would be cool to see of it on the big screen
example?

Jewish nonsense. Less than 4 percent of people owned one or more slaves and that's in the states that allowed that barbarism to occur.

This tweet pisses me off because I actually agree with it but he worded it in such an insufferable manner and his motives are so retarded that I feel like I'm sullied.

I'm not condoning it. But think about how big a deal MLK is in America. Shit like that is so fucking entwined in history that it's got people all fucky here. It makes everything sensitive, and it's only getting worse.

yes, the rich folklore traditions of stone age savages who couldn't write until the 1700s

Nice. I would watch

There's nothing wrong with what he said. Movies should tell those stories instead of trying to cram POCs into European stories.

>Imagine a revenge story this well written in Africa
>It would be fucking fire
Why? Is there a lobe in my brain missing that is supposed to automatically make me jump in my seat in awe whenever "Africa" is suffixed to some idea? Don't get me wrong, I think it's an interesting continent but I am irritated when people like this go "Dude, imagine X... but in Africa! *dramatic pause*". Go fuck yourself, faking an obsession with Africa doesn't make you cool nor cosmopolitan.

He's right. The problem is studios would rather make something that just appeals to African Americans and hoteps rather than anything accurate to actual African culture.
Modern day African Americans are about as African as a white guy talking about his Irish heritage while getting sloshed on st. Paddy's day

not unbelievable , just because you don't have a spine doesn't mean things don't happen