Get Woke, Go Broke

i wonder how eggers keeps getting funded, i doubt his movies are even close to something like mass appeal.

>MUH STRONK INDEPENDENT WOMAN FIGHTING IN LE WARS!!!
white knight faggot

Was in county lock up for a month. What the fuck is northman? What was woke about it? And is there a soufman?

>All the cast is white
whites are the new niggers of the 21 century

finally hollywood has the datapoint they need to justify the blacking and browning of huwite history.

What happened brah

Northman is the latest film by Robert Eggers (letterboxd/reddit/tumblr sweetheart enjoyed by teenagers with shit taste who think a24 makes high art)

its supposedly about vikings but features women as vikings fighting in war with braces.

1 million? did it release in 5 theaters only?

>i wonder how eggers keeps getting funded, i doubt his movies are even close to something like mass appeal.

the witch cost 2 million

If that were true, all-black movies would be more common, now they barely exist.

>Valkyries were always a huge thing in Nordic mythology, Amerifats have no say in this

The Witch made money, but horror movies usually do. He will probably have to go back to that after this.

Is because the white cast
LOTR would flop too in this time

nice goalpost shifting

> he says as hes getting rammed in the ass by two niggers

>le strong women
I hope Egger gets cracked.

im still gonna see it

No, are you fucking retarded? Vikings did that to their teeth. That’s a Valkyrie from a dream sequence btw, there’s literally no women that fight in this film

It features women in a dream sequence as Valkyries, literally no women fight in this film. And those obviously aren’t braces, it’s a thing Vikings used to do. I get that you’re some deranged tranny that is invested in getting people not to see this but please stop making up shit you weird fag

>there’s literally no women that fight in this film

Too late. That's the narrative. This movie is starring Brie Larson and was basically written by Anita Sarkeesian.

Why were Anglos Saxons too dumb for braces back then?

its win-win, really. we get some viking kino and cuck eggers has another bomb

>Finally a movie with a big white cast
>Chuds now complain about "le strong women" in muh white movie

You faggots should just kill yourselves at this point

Define what "woke" is.

>that’s the narrative
Where? With strange fags on this gay website? Normal people don’t really care about artsy Viking revenge movies.

All of jewlywood is controlled propaganda, fuck any movie made in the past 30 years.

>Everyone I hate is a cuck.

As a nazi I have no interest in seeing this, because I know it's just a pandering one-off before returning to the usual pozzed filth. Sort of like if your partner cheated on your repeatedly and then came home with a bouquet of flowers, it's insulting

This.
Eggers sucks so hard

In this metaphor your partner is all filmmakers collectively?

And if it was successful I'm sure we'd get a sequel starring Idris Elba

Hollywood

>It features women
no wonder it flopped

I bet you've done a lot of research

If the cast have even 1 poc thennis woke

Fuck off faggot

>Might make 1/4 of megaflop Morbius' opening weekend with the same production budget
Whitebros.... I thought this was our Black Panther?

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Having no blacks means it's not woke.
If it has blacks its woke

Literally just a dream sequence, its a valkyrie. Even without watching the movie i could tell that.

>invested in getting people not to see this
kek i guarantee you no one is watching this regardless
>>>/reddit/ where you get upvotes for white knighting

>obviously not braces

It's not that obvious. You keep saying it's a thing they did. What was the thing?

>Buhjork, scowling weird guy and modern day Kidman
>A List

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>rightoids have become so deranged they'll dismiss their dream movie about Norse mythology for retarded reasons

You’re the faggot, faggot. I’m smarter than you and better than you, you’re making up shit about a movie you haven’t seen in an effort to dissuade strangers from seeing it. Why? Because you want more capeshit? You want more faggot slop? Kill yourself please

Not true

Just saw this! It was good! More sad and beautiful then action. Had more gore then i expected, and you def need to know viking folklore to get it all. 3.5/5

not him but fuming like a fucking child only has that user laughing at you. he will make these types of threads for the next month because of replies like yours.

just why are you so emotionally invested in this film anyway? eggers is reddit-tier. how sad are you to be reduced to baby like this

hes an effeminate soi boy who projects big "daddy, please dont think I'm gay" energy by making "craft beer" of films

It would be obvious if you weren’t autistic, of course it’s not fucking braces. I saw this and assumed “I guess Vikings did something to their teeth” and then I googled it. Why would you assume they would cast an adult woman with braces for this film and then use that shot in all their marketing? You’re a fucking retard and worse you’re a retard who thinks you’re smart

It doesn’t really take any emotional effort on my part to call you guys fags, that’s what this website is for. We come here and call each other faggots because we don’t like the same movies. You’re a faggot

>go to this film and we'll make more like it!... promise!...

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>Why would you assume they would cast an adult woman with braces for this film and then use that shot in all their marketing?
(((they))) are trying to subliminally normalize infantilization through propaganda you fucking asswipe. are you 57 years old? or just retarded?

Sonic and Fantastic Beasts were successful because they were part of successful franchises. We're in the age of the cinematic universe and post credit scenes.
The Northman is a nobody. That's all that happened here. Race and politics have nothing to do with anything.

I actually thought the movie kind of sucked I just think it’s insane that some deranged user is insisting on just making shit up about it

It’s literally Viking dental carving you historically illiterate golem

High budget art films never make money.

it's hard to see the humor in something when you're the butt of the joke
yeah and im sure actual women did this to themselves back then right?

Nice try kike.

She’s a mythical creature user she’s not supposed to be a real woman lol, are you retarded? Valkyries weren’t real

Starting to want to see this with all the larping trannies seething about it ITT.

2/10 bait
at least you tried

>their dream movie
Yea people sit around all day and dream of living in a hut and being a savage retard. That's very right wing. Nobody gives a fuck about vikings even on /pol/ all you see is roman shit.

oh. i wasnt aware

It would've been better if the cast wasn't a bunch of known actors. get some new white actors. actual nords or some shit. why is it so hard to understand?

deadass no cap fr fr braces bussin on god

Dream movie doesn’t mean “dream life”, I don’t imagine being a Viking I just watch the movie

its a slow burn!

You are american. There has always been tales of female warriors in germanic mythology you fucking mutt

you didn't even try to make it rhyme lol. we're better than that

That won't save your movie, chud

Then why did you complain about it to start with?

>muh fairytales!!!!
marvel soicuck

Kys you fucking mutt faggot

to troll niggas fr
women will never be warriors

The braces are cool, they're anachronistic, and that heightens the other-worldliness of the valkyries.

Based and intellectual.

Sorry chuds