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inb4 meltdown

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Don't you mean warp core breach?

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One thread where you post about star trek
That's all I ask.

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>akoocheemoya

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>MKUltra is rulesChud
No surprise there.

kys

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>Hitler was good at manipulating autistic, miserable Weimar Germans into giving him power. He was also great at leveraging German autism to industrialize in record time. Everything else Hitler did was incredibly retarded and ultimately destroyed everything he cared about.

>As Clint Eastwood said in "Magnum Force," a man's got to know his limitations.

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>Hitler was le manipulator!!!! he was magic wizard!!!
German Revolution of 1918-19 was majority jews that wanted to subject the German middle class to the terrors going on in russia at the time. About as much "manipulation" as Bush "manipulating" the public after 9/11. Bet you tards think the Reichstag fire was a setup, too.

This hurts them the most. Simple yet highly effective.

OK now do Muhammad or Moses

What is it with you retards who think Hitler was Mr. Perfect? Dude lost a world war solely because he was retarded enough to pick a fight with Russia, Great Britain, and the United States SIMULTANEOUSLY. (And he did it because he was a notorious cokehead who made decisions while he was feeling invincible during coke benders.)

Hitler also did more damage to the white race than any other single person in the history of humanity with the possible exception of Lyndon Baines Johnson.

>TOS is simultaneously extremely boring and extremely comfy
Anyone else agree with this?
Watching the show for the first time and it's nowhere near as engaging as TNG or DS9 but the comfiness and predictability of it are nice.

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>all posts more than a minute apart are by Trek Luthor
>all posts less than a minute apart are also by Trek Luthor, using his five devices
LOL not this shit again

I euphorically tip my fedora at your reddit-esque post filled with platitudes and no evidence.

i disagree, TNG bores me the most but it's still got some fun recurring aliens that boost it up

>TOS is simultaneously extremely boring and extremely comfy
TOS is BY FAR the least boring live-action Star Trek.

Nah, the Shat was able to make Roddenberry seethe through supporting God and the Constitution.

>oh no a Yea Forums poster properly separated his paragraphs instead of a turbo-autistic wall of text
>clearly he is from R*ddit
Ask me how I know you're a newfag.

Chakotay has some great lessons about loyalty and heritage

The only TNG I find boring are some season 7 episodes.
I find TNG very consistently engaging and immersive; more so than any other Trek series.

>white
>boys

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>his brainless, cliche ridden mind thinks I'm referring to his paragraph spacing and not his worthless evidenceless "LE MADMAN HITLER" regurgitation
Please go outside for at least 20 minutes, breathe fresh air, and touch grass.

csb
tl;dr
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ask me how I know you're a groomer

What do you mean? I didn't think Roddenberry became far-left until TNG era. With TOS he was pretty based.

>no evidence
He (accurately) cited Hitler's dumbfuck decision to declare war on the USSR, UK, and USA simultaneously as a dumbass decision that caused Hitler to lose World War II. Seems like evidence to me.
>platitudes
There are absolutely no platitudes in the post you're responding to. You must not know what the word "platitude" means.

She bounces up and down on BWC every night and that's canon

>declare war on the USSR, UK, and USA simultaneously
He didn't, though... you might want to delete this post before you show how embarrassingly little you know about World War 2.

OK now do Muhammad or Moses

What did she mean by this?

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>evidenceless "LE MADMAN HITLER"
Yeah, there's zero evidence Hitler was a madman. Clearly he was a very stable genius.

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kys MKUltra

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>He (accurately) cited Hitler's dumbfuck decision to declare war on the USSR, UK, and USA simultaneously
incorrect

>now brings up orange man
Yeah, you're not reddit at ALL.

>He (accurately) cited Hitler's dumbfuck decision to declare war on the USSR, UK, and USA simultaneously
Didn't happen simultaneously. War with the UK was in September 1939. War with the USSR was in June 1941. War with the USA was in December 1941.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Jesus loved the feeling of a cock entering his virgin mary ass, reminding him of a spear to the side. Pain for pleasure, pleasure for pain.

Calm down reddit

Jesus didn't exist, you retarded christcuck.

Why did Roman emperors who hated his rebellion write about him then

>Didn't happen simultaneously. War with the UK was in September 1939. War with the USSR was in June 1941. War with the USA was in December 1941.
LOL this dumbass ESL doesn't know what the word "simultaneous" means.

Yes, Jansa, Hitler was simultaneously at war with the UK, the USSR, and the USA from December 11, 1941 until Hitler shot himself in a bunker like a little bitch on April 30, 1945.

The earliest historical writing about Jesus is by Tacitus who was born decades after Jesus supposedly existed.

Oh yeah. There were
SSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOO many Roman emperors who ruled during "his" "rebellion".

You're so fucking dumb.

Sometimes I wonder if the super-retarded posts on /trek/ result from actual retardation or just ESLs not know what English words mean.

So, you're saying that je is sus?

>declare war on the USSR, UK, and USA simultaneously
Cope.

Clearly that means Jesus was fake. QED. Have some R*ddit gold and an upvote.

>the historically attested Jesus of Nazareth doesn't exist because..... because reddit said so!!!
OK trektard

I'm not a fucking zoomer like you. I have no clue what that means.

There's no direct historical source of his existence. Very suspicious that no third party wrote about him during his lifetime. Historically, Jesus probably didn't exist. The only reason historians don't press that point is because they don't want their careers destroyed by the christian mob.

It's a pun, dumb boomer.

Very suspicious that so-called "histories" of Hitlers reign came out decades after his "rule" supposedly ended.

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>There's no direct historical source of his existence.
Pretty sure there's this thing called the "New Testament." And also this thing called "Christianity."

It means talk about Star Trek.

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That's not true though. Pathetically dishonest cope.

>Pretty sure there's this thing called the "Star Trek." And also this thing called "Trekkies."

>people who met Jesus and followed Him wrote four different histories of Jesus' time on Earth
>tons of other people who met Jesus' followers immediately after Jesus' death and resurrection attest that they truly believed Jesus was a real person
>noooooo there is no evidence Jesus existed
>none of that counts for reasons
LOL

>literally zero star trek
>not even the pretense of star trek
>not even star trek bait

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YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT JESUS DIDN'T EXIST CHECKMATE AGNOSTIC THEISTS

The real Star Trek thread is in the catalog, user.

Jolan tru in '22, /trek/!

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Yes, the existence of Trekkies implies the existence of Star Trek, just like the existence of Christians implies the existence of Christ. Is this a difficult concept for you?

>THE FIRST THING detectives from the Toronto police sex crimes unit saw when they entered Roderick Cowan’s apartment was an autographed picture of William Shatner. Along with the photos on the computer of Scott Faichnie, also busted for possessing child porn, they found a snapshot of the pediatric nurse and Boy Scout leader wearing a dress “Federation” uniform. Another suspect had a TV remote control shaped like a phaser. Yet another had a Star Trek credit card in his wallet. One was using “Picard” as
his screen name. In the 3V2 years since police in Canada’s biggest city established a special unit to tackle child pornography, investigators have been through so many dwellings packed with sci-fi books, DVDs, toys and collectibles like Klingon swords and sashes that it’s become a dark squadroom joke. “We always say there are two types of pedophiles: Star Trek and Star Wars” says Det. Ian Lamond, the unit’s second-incommand. “But it’s mostly Star Trek.”

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1. Jesus is real.
2. Hitler was a retard.
3. Berman-Braga-Behr BoreTrek sucks
4. Lower Decks and Prodigy are great. Discovery is terrible. Picard season 1 was terrible; season 2 is ok so far but by no means great.

>members of a cult swore that their mythical figure was real
>but no other person existing at that time ever saw him
Wow it's a fairy tale just like the rest of your dumb book

Star Trek

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>people who fuck children prefer escapist entertainment
Wow who would have guessed.

You're right, why didn't the illiterate peasants post about their Jesus spotting on Roman twitter?

How can one character kill an entire show? How is she so powerful?