Frodo

What's he so smug about?

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>this ain't the first ring I'm smashing

wonder if he shared his load.

he's been taking that ring to mordor

He's taking his hobbit to isengard, if you know what I mean.

I'd be smug too if i were posing next to such a qt3.14

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he fucked her throat

Sasha Grey streams on twitch and is not even the sluttiest girl on there

You ever see her blowbang scene in Babysitters? Absolute kino

knowing that he'll take her virginity on their wedding night.

everybody knows this

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Cute. And she'll take his.

This one is much better, and now AI upscaled. Pure kinography

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Truly one of the greatest butts of our lifetime

>porn whores
>cute

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She is objectively cute. Cope.

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Sold a vial of Galadriel's bathwater on eBay. Now he can afford a whole mithril suit with two pair of pants.

>porn whores
bet that's all the women you see in your daily life, incel

She honestly doesn't do anything for me.

he's hurled his ring finger into her mount doom

Same for me at first, until i had sex with a girl who looked just like her, skinny with a great ass.

Is that acclaimed writer, actress, and philosopher Sasha Grey?

he murdered gollum and it was the last thing he did

watched deep into saurons eye

Her bell's palsy is getting worse too. Looks like she's had a stroke.

QRD on this?

Who do you prefer?

her sex scenes are bad but she makes up with her bj/blowbang scenes which are top tier

wew

Being a pornstar was god's plan
There's no way one single man could appreciate an ass like that

i feel the same about a lot of pornstars, for example Melody Marks. When you see her she looks mindblowing, but when you see her fuck you realize there's no way ONE man can satisfy her, she was meant for that job. Only a few are like this though

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How is one supposed to act around a pornstar? Seems like too large of an elephant in the room.

This nigga knows what's up

Am a zoomer so I never looked into her or got the hype. Boomer bros... I kneel.

you break the ice by telling her that you thought that scene where she swallows 20 loads was well shot

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>Melody Marks

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Source?

bee yourself, and wear triple condom

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I want to build a sand castle with her

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wife material

she fell off

hot
bro she was in her prime like 20 years ago and still looks amazing, get the fuck outta here

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based miyazaki. banging whores instead of fixing his shitty games.

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why fix that which is perfect

Melody...forgive me...

porn is so bad
00s porn was so much better

AI remasters are a blessing, but i manage to find good shit from today too. Obviously it's rare

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When he kisses her, he's indirectly kissing all the dicks she ever sucked.

when you were born you rubbed yourself in where your dad's cock and cum were

Just act like Elijah Woods. Fucker is embodiment of cool and kino

>bj
why do people like this shit? youre seeing another dudes dick sucked on screen? you dont even see her pussy or tits most of the time because her face and the dudes dick is in the way.

Seek help or NGMI

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she's unironically cute, source? was she Arwen's stunt double?

damn she has such a nice bubble butt on her pretty skinny body. insane and rare.

are you fucking serious???

I'm OP and I didn't know her either. I just wanted to make an Elijah Woods thread ;_;
I mean who gives a shit about female pornstars, their only "talent" is lying there and taking it up the rear

>female pornstars
what she's what she's beautiful she didn't need to do that oh man
well thanks for the reply I think I'm done with this thread
I like Elijah Woods too very underated but yeah I gotta go

Mah melody nigga

Take a guess you retard

imagine not only having a daughter right
but then having that daughter that you fed and cared for when you could hold her in one hand become the most prolific pornstar whore of her generation who is and will always be a household name for all the wrong reasons

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Like 50% of non-obese girls have a nice ass. It's hardly an achievement. Great tits are much rarer

Because you see the womans face? Which people are attracted to?
You're seeing her either fuck dick or suck dick, what's the fucking difference? You're supposed to roleplay as the man in either case.

I'm confused by your confusion.

cuz they gay?
>muh imagination and pretending my watching some guys dick cum is actually le mine!
nigga you are watching porn BECAUSE of a lack of imagination. if you want to fall on the imagination excuse, you wouldnt be watching porn in the first place. porn is so gay, no wonder so many kids turn out to be trannies and freaks.

Glad someone else called out that retard.

Some of you here just take the fucking cake lol.

what's her phenotype called?

So why are you talking about BJ scenes specifically, what's the fucking difference of you watching a dick in a mouth or a dick in another hole?
Sounds like you're just a faggot no matter what.

youre right, i dont watch regular porn exactly because of that.
>ACTUALLY IF YOU DONT LIKE SEEING DICKS AND THE GUYS ASSHOLE YOU ARE THE GAY ONE!
yea sound logic.