>*shitty CIA-funded boomer rock starts playing*
>TONIGHT
>*shitty boring review*
>CAR IS... LE BAD!!
>*boring guest interview to skip over*
>I DO A ROICISM
>*shitty scripted and rehearsed challenge segment*
>WE ARE... LE SILLY!!
>*show ends*
>*gets fired*
wow, thank you Jeremy Clarkson for your truly groundbreaking "television show"
*shitty CIA-funded boomer rock starts playing*
Brayden Bell
Noah Sullivan
thank god it ended so that Grand Tour could flop and we got James May travelling to Japan and also a show about him cooking stuff on both amazon and youtube! Also, if you don't want to make sweet sweet love to Lucy you might be a homosexual.
Henry Parker
who's lucy?
Matthew Ortiz
>You will read this.........in my voice.
youtu.be
Eli Hughes
Biggest filter I've witnessed in my decade+ here
Kayden Nelson
>ZOOMER GET.... LE FILTERED
not suprised
Luke Jackson
was hammond the jannety? what has he done since the GT?
Ryder Wood
Richard Hammond's Workshop:
amazon.co.uk
Looks promising, but I doubt it will ever top James May the Reassembler:
youtube.com
Blake Clark
>if you don't like watching three coworkers read off a script and pretend to be friends for twenty years you are... LE FILTERED
Anthony Hall
>You will read this.........in my voice.
God fucking dammit.
Brandon Rivera
Christian Ortiz
Yes
Christian Young
Top Gear is such a fake show that I don't really know how you're supposed to enjoy it, you have to completely turn your brain off I guess, because all of the fun hijinks and silly moments in the later season are just 100% scripted and fake and then passed off as something spontaneous that just happened.
It sucks
Christian Baker
>pretend
Not everything is tiktok shit for clout, mate.
Benjamin Reyes
Jaxson Jenkins
>French/Normans
>every Briton who ever achieved anything of note
Except inventing modern technolo/g/y (Scottish) and all decent innovations in Yea Forumserature (Anglo-Irish).
Adam Morgan
Are we talking about the same French/normans that singlehandedly destroyed the future of the european peoples and put jews on top of the global hierarchy?
Mason Jackson
Lucy T Belts
Noah Hughes
the news segment is favorite, more scripted than Aaron Sorkin script!! but fuckin A was it done well mates!!
Camden Gutierrez
Still seething Stew?
lmao
Nolan Rogers
All those things were done by French/Normans.
Isaac Martinez
*Celts
Henry Edwards
Scottish people really are like joggers when it comes to this kind of stuff.
Levi Gutierrez
The show was great until it started becoming over-produced.
iirc, that was around 2011-12
Logan Bennett
This, plus Hammond's personality became rather odd for a while after his brain injury.
William Johnson
>We Wuz
Jackson Cooper
>James May travelling to Japan
I had to stop two episodes in because it was so cringy seeing him being a weeb trying to speak broken Japanese
Jordan Thomas
James May's tomboy assistant.
Camden Ortiz
>Female mongoloid varg
Easton Anderson
Top gear was fucking kino you faggot. I’ll be honest though I’ve never watched a full episode. I would just watch the reviews for specific cars on YouTube.
Aiden Cooper
>Except inventing modern technolo/g/y (Scottish)
all of these are italian,german or american inventions.
Christian Morris
the grand tour is pretty kino. I haven't seen any top gear episodes
Thomas Edwards
You should because Top Gear is much better
Andrew Campbell
which seasons
Elijah Johnson
She's not a tomboy she's just fucking ugly
Jaxson Brooks
1 to 22, the replacement presenters were awful. If you're just going to pick one season to try it out though I'd go for season 10 which had kinos such as the Botswana special, Amphibious Vehicles 2 and Top Ground Gear Force
Ian Ross
NO NO NO YOU CANT PIRATE IT THEY WILL LOSE MONEY DONT FUCKING DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jonathan Howard
This. Do not bother with anything after Clarkson got shitcanned
Justin Harris
She's got an abrasive autistic personality. I couldn't stand to be around her for more than 5 mins.
Nathan White
*Celtic
The entire modern world was invented by Celts. Anglos bankrolled them. Germans applied their unique brand of autism to existing tech. Italians recently discovered the wheel.
Lucas King
The BBC wanted them gone and Clarkson gave them an excuse to do it. I would pirate the BBC stuff and pay for everything else they've done.
Hudson Watson
>Italians recently discovered the wheel
American detected, stop trying to sell me corn syrup.
Michael Phillips
How can one man be so utterly wrong?
Mason Cox
She's just British.
Aaron Parker
>tfw noble French-descended Brit
Feels superior man.
Caleb Stewart
Is the grand tour any good or any of the other spinoffs they did after being fired. Brainiac was good years ago but watching now seems like the epitome of reddit I fucking love science
Xavier Young
holy fuck shes ugly
james may is a prettier woman than whatever the fuck that thing is
im leaving this thread because of this image, please NEVER post it again
Thomas James
Grand Tour is similar to the later Top Gear seasons, the ones with the big budget. It has the same blend of astroturf to serendipity, the scripted with the genuine. Given this you might enjoy it or you might hate it. Some of the Grand Tour specials are worth watching on their own like Seamen (the Vietnam one).
Carson Wood
Grand Tour had a rocky start - the first episode was VERY scripted and kind of lame as a result - but they eventually found their footing and I really loved it, real shame they kept chipping away at it, first getting rid of the tent (the equivalent of the studio bits in Top Gear), then eventually just stopping altogether so now we get 1 or 2 specials a year instead of full seasons. Clarkson's Farm is 10/10 kino though and I very highly recommend that, and Oh Cook (James May's cooking show) was pretty good too.
Brayden Perry
>1 to 22
Season 1 is painfully clunky. Jump to S3 or S4 to start, skips the growing pains.
Asher Cooper
the mongolian episode is great, clarkson's farm is even better
Parker Perry
I bet jeremy clarkson walks around with a constant erection because of the tought that he lives rent free in the mind of people like you.
Colton Powell
>VERY scripted and kind of lame
they were given too much money for the first season
Julian Phillips
Seamen was fucking great.
Colton Kelly
Sorry, I'm Team Rachael.
Hudson Ortiz
Thank you anons they were like proto rlm parasocial friend simulator in a way to me
Ryan Price
Lucy is like that tomboy you took to homecoming junior year when your real crush turned you down and you go to pick her up and it's not quite a "She's All That" moment, but she still looks cute, even though she's really rough around the edges. And she cannot take a compliment to save her life, you tell her she looks pretty and she punches you inthe arm and says, "Shut up, idiot!" But then she kind of smiles and blushes.
Ian Thomas
>t. Guardian writer
Thomas Kelly
Benjamin Bell
thanks, now I have an erection ffs
Christian Howard
this is rough looking woman
Kayden Hill
I would.
Logan Hill
God I'd love to butter this English muffin.
William King
Filterling in denial
Lincoln Williams