What good stuff is on Disney Plus?

Marvel flicks and shows

Nothin

Gay shit

Most of Wes Anderson's films are on Disney+.
The only ones not there are Bottle Rocket and Moonrise Kingdom.

>Akira Kurosawa's Kagemusha was a co-production between Toho and Lucasfilm
>Fox distributed it internationally
>check if The Criterion Channel has it
>it doesn't
>check Disney+
>not there either
>fuckthis.png

Still less gay than Netflix, which is pretty much homo heaven.

Clone Wars (the animated TV series) is fun.

Nothing. They haven't released a good show since Mandalorian season 1.

Simpsons season 1-10

Dopesick on Hulu was kino of a surprising magnitude.

Bluey

Plenty of random good stuff but you can find it all easily elsewhere, their BTS stuff is better than other streaming services I've used but there isn't enough of it to justify the price.
If there were more director commentaries and BTS extras on more movies which can be a little more awkward to find elsewhere I would actually consider paying a reasonable price for it. Also the app runs like shit on my jailbroken smart tv stick

>Moonrise Kingdom
the best wes anderson movie

Also:
>Criterion credits Miramax and Disney (back when they owned Miramax) for the Criterion Blu-ray of Chungking Express
>not on Disney+ since Disney sold off Miramax
>not on Paramount+ either since Miramax's licence to the film expired before they were even bought by Paramount
>it's on the Criterion Channel, with both the heavily revisionist 4K remaster with 5.1 remix audio and the original theatrical version with mono audio
>the theatrical version isn't even on the World of Wong Kar Wai Blu-ray box set
I'm just looking at Criterion films on Disney+.
They seem to have Armageddon and The Rock in international versions of Disney+, though.

kek

the simpsons seasons 3-7

Malcom in the middle

Simpsons
Malcolm in the middle
X-files
Castle
Futurama
Family guy
American dad

At least they have more variety there. You just need to restrain yourself and stay out of the gay stuff. Disney is all the same.

>tfw Alfred Hitchcock's three ABC films (Rebecca, Notorious, Spellbound) are not on Disney+ or the Criterion Channel
>Spellbound still hasn't been released on Blu-ray from Criterion

90% of their good content is anime and Korean drama.
Netflix is best if you're a weeb.
Luckily, I watch Evangelion over and over again on Netflix while my mother and sisters watch KDramas.

>tfw Disney doesn't have The Last Dinosaur
>the film was a collaboration between ABC, Rankin-Bass, Tsuburaya Productions, and Toho

>Disney distributes Studio Ghibli's films in home video in Japan (the theatrical rights are with Toho)
>they are also beginning to distribute some Tsuburaya content on Blu-ray
>tfw Disney+ Japan still has no Ghibli or Tsuburaya content
It would be amazing if Disney+ Japan has the Ultra Series in 4K HDR.

>Darjeeling Express
>Royal Tennenbaums
huh?

Does it have like old movies? like 50s and 60s stuff? that stuff is comfy as fuck.

Only the old disney shorts, the goofy "how to" shorts are pretty hilarious

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They're on Disney+ unless you're in the US.
If you're in the US, they're on Hulu.

Disney's older live action films from that time are there.
There are also some classic Fox titles there.
And you can't go wrong with Silver Age Disney films.

hbo max has the TCM collection so if you want old movies look that way

Trans teen trouble

Amazing Aussie crime drama, and only half-hour episodes so you know it's kino

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Tinkerbell

How I Met Your Mother

pirates of the caribbean (support /ourguy/ johnny)
the straight story (lynch's only 100% normal movie, it's very good)
classic disney animated movies, obviously

can't think of much else off the top of my head, really. i'm sure it's worth the money if you have kids.

>Malcolm in the Middle
Will I enjoy this show if I like fresh prince and trailer park boya but find seindfeld so-so?

As somebody who fucking hates marvel shit and hasn’t seen an MCU movie since like 2011, Loki was cool. I honestly wish it was it’s own original thing with original characters separated from the gay capeshit because it’s a pretty cool sci-fi plot

Yes. Even more so if you were 10-16 in the early to mid 00s

Hey, i rememver that. Hard to imagin skating used to be relevant not that long ago

It’s honestly based as fuck that they went with the self-cest route

Tinkerbell

Literally only Malcom in the middle, Futurama and the simpsons
Then maybe kids movies if you have kids
It's not really for actual adults with adult brains seeking adult entertainment l

absolutely, that is the perfect description of a Malcolm Enjoyer

about to be more gay than netflix, Disney execs want 50% of their characters to be lgbt

There’s Tinkerbell

24

Never heard of it

The McCartney documentary

>Disney edited the nudity out of the film Splash for the Disney+ release by CGI'ing Daryl Hannah's hair to be longer so it covers her butt

>When Disney put Pollyanna on Disney+ they left the scene where the boy skinnydips unedited with his bare butt visible

Why?

a good amount of their 2010s cartoons

There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation
'Til school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe

You change your country to anywhere other than america with a VPN and see all the great R rated movies and Buffy and Angel

Is that an Oasis song?

The Straight Story

Phineas and Ferb

>Simpsons+

Gargoyles, I dunno if it's changed but they didn't use the 3rd season intro on the season 3 episodes it was weird.

disney+ has a worse selection than netflix and that's really saying something.

there's the simpsons
the straight story
the rocketeer
and literally nothing else of value that I've seen.

this thread is full of 3rd worlders because none of this shit is on disney + in the us.
>inb4 cope
I've never seen a black person in my entire life outside of tv, my life is better than yours.

because the entire world has to be for kids because they want everyone to be a man child so they can sell you star wars forever.

Oh by the way this is the intro I'm talking about, it was different than the other ones
youtube.com/watch?v=MgMETGq-4_E