>you can peepee without the poopoo, but you can't poopoo without the peepee
this just makes it even more confusing as to how she managed to defecate on his bed without the sheets having a yellow discoloration to them at the time the photo was taken
was this even brought up in court or did they just decide to ignore the obvious?
something doesn't quite add up here...
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She went to the toilet to take a shit and already pissed but then decided she'll finish the job on the bed instead.
>Scanners.gif
Is obvious she shitted on her hand like a monkey.
Why did this have to be such a public circus?
Couldn’t they keep this trial private?
Yesterday I saw 200k people watching it live.
I wish she'd go to the toilet on me
She emptied her bladder first because she didn't want to ruin the sheets
I've shit without pissing before
>you can't poopoo without the peepee
what
you did not.
her psycho drunk ass probably finished her 20th glass of wine, washed it out in the bathroom sink, squatted in the shower, shit in her wine glass, pee pee leaked in the shower, then she tossed the amber turd on depp's bed aggressively. that explains the rollover stains
I have, more than once too
>TFW i watched Edward scissor hands at the theater
would you be able to give us a demonstration of that "skill" in front of the judge and jury?
If you want to clear your name as a high profile celebrity, this is the way to do it as far as i'm concerned.
I think I have, but it was usually when I was about to explode and/or it was a multiple trips back type thing
She’s a psychopath. She just forced it not to come out
>Now you're a lot bigger than Amber, correct?
>Well I wouldn't say THAT
Kek, you can tell from her reaction that that is what gets to her. Women
I have no control over whether I have a piss shit or a pissless shit, it just happens
Not her name or the public humiliation. Being called a fattie is what gets her.
It's a defamation case, it has more reason than any other type of trial to be public.
>Now you're a lot bigger than Amber, correct?
>It's a defamation case
defamation case? More like a defecation case
You want to know the real horrible truth?
Anons complain about reddit spacing but without reddit spacing, they won't even read what you wrote because it'll appear like long block of text to them.
Looks to me like she's about half a forehead taller than him
This is what I’m here for
Why does he suddenly look so much younger than that photo? Is this the power of money?
I just farted and some poop came out. No piss. Now I have to waddle to the toilet.
Thanks Yea Forums
I know someone who shits without pissing
just piss before taking a shit. If bladder empty you no piss
>If bladder empty you no piss
you some sort of scientist?
No, retard. Psychos are based. She's a sociopath at best.
OBJECTION!
Unless you clearly demonstrate this "ability" of yours clearly I'm afraid you have no proof.
Im shidding and pissing right now as i type this
nothing to see here just two sigmas
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>if the shit doesn't fit you must acquit
I'm sure those two are doing this just for fun.
I just want them to get back together brow :/
Any chance?
Johnny wanted it to be public to expose Amber and ruin her life. So far he's been doing a fantastic job since he seems pretty calm and wise while dabbing on her lawyers attempts at misrepresenting the truth.
>being already blasted ten in the morning, smashing glasses and the interior of your kitchen
>10 in the fucking morning
So this is the "southern gentleman" and "pure saint" everybody is talking about? I like drinking, but even i cant stomach alcohol in the fuckign moring.
She is a reptilian and has a cloaka.
Btw, especially wine of all thing. Who can stomach WINE in the morning?
Dude on saturdays I get up at 8, take care of my cat, take a few shots, lay in bed with my cat, it's literally heaven
amber turd hehe
>while dabbing on her lawyers
MR DEEP I AGAIN ASK YOU TO KEEP YOUR ANSWERS SHORT...
*incoherently rambles for 45 minutes*
he's a master troll
i'm shitting and pissing rn
getting drunk in the morning is fun
she shat somewhere else then moved it their obviously
>sure you accuse me of wasting the courts time while you spend 5 minutes looking for documents....
>can you read that again?
>I'm not wasting anybody's time
Johnny's lawyers seem to have broken him down so far low to prepare for this for him to be this calm and humorous at it. You'd think he's an unhinged psychopath from what they're showing in their evidence but he's smart and collected. Nice arc where the hero accepts his past faults and forgives himself, thus, being unable to display any sort of guilt.
>you can peepee without the poopoo, but you can't poopoo without the peepee
truer words never spoken
It wasn't her. Depp even admitted it was her friend lol.
Isn't happy hour any hour?
Does that even make a difference?
>Coming out of my daze
>And I've been doing just fine
>Gotta gotta big brown
>Because I want it all
>It started out with a sniff
>How did it end up like this?
>It was only a sniff
>it was only a sniff
>Now I'm falling asleep
>And she's prepping a slab
>While he's having a smoke
>And she's taking a bath
>Now they're going to bed
>And my stomach is sick
>And it's all in my head
>But she's crouching in jest now
>He takes out her safety plug
>Let. it. flow.
>'Cause I just can't sleep, it's killing me
>Where's Odur Control?
>Jealousy, flushing turdies out to sea
>Justing myself all the while
>Choking on your steam pile
>But it's just the price I pay
>Females should come with tech support
>Why can't they shut their stinky holes?
>'Cause I'm Mr. Depp-Turd
sounds great I gotta try it someday
scat bros
wow, his house reeks of boomerdom. if i were amber, i would cringe. feels like she's being forced to stay with her grandparents for a week while her parents are on vacation. and johnny looks like post g n' r axl rose here lol
Im enjoying seeing a bpd get called out for everyone to see their true face when the rest of us never go the chance to do so.
BPD & ECSTASY
>Tfw you will never down a mega pint of 10 000 dollar a bottle red wine at 10 in the morning with Depp
Dude was obviously on a binge.