Fired for accidently taking a 90 minute lunch

I’ve only ever seen 1 person “fired” and that was when I worked at a local pizza place and one of the guys who was there for years made out with a girl who was like the owners niece. This was after she showed us her nudes and basically gave the ok to grab her ass. Her boyfriend found out about it and I guess she claimed like rape/me too and they had to let him go. The manager knew she was a slut and I asked him about a couple weeks later and he was like “yeah my hands were tied I didn’t want to”. We all gave her the cold shoulder and never really talked with her outside of necessary work related shit. Didn’t take long for her to “go back to school”

I had a job where I would take at least 90 minute lunches 2-3 times a week, and easily 2+ hours if I have clients.

this
it was the male camel that raped the straw hole

It depends on your manager largely but 90% of managers in retail are complete fucking assholes.

Retail and food service are soul destroying jobs and I'd never recommend them to anyone.

>Retail and food service are soul destroying jobs and I'd never recommend them to anyone.
Food service can be fun but only if your crew is fun.

>when I was 17
damn that recently huh?

you stole a lemon dude, you're lucky you didn't get fired and the cops called on you

>Tfw owner forbade us from eating any "expired" products aka 3 hours old and made us throw them out

I secretly ate them anyways.

Didn't he kill someone? I think I misunderstood the subtext when watching this if that's all he did

stfu you lemon-stealing whore
propably stuffed them all in your fishnet stocking outfit didn't ya?

They've probably been meaning to lay him off for a while now. That's them just using a random incident for justification.

nice

Criminal scum.

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Depends on who you work for. Some companies can fire you without an explanation as to why.

he also molested the kid after killing the dad

Yeah? In my country employers are required by law tho give you a reason for firing you.

Stop trying to force some shitty meme faggot

>tfw I always take 2 hours lunch break
Sometimes it feels good to be a med country

Well, sure, they gotta give you time to sober up.

Lazy workers are why med countries are so unproductive

Not my problem if mr Goldberg is late on payments for his new yacht

my job unironically lets me do this

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so glad i don't work retail anymore, i'm a basic excel monkey now and nobody bats an eye when i take a 45 min lunch break and then spend 30 mins fucking around on the internet

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I did a coop in the Canadian government during uni and I would go on a combined smoke/coffee/lunch break for 1.5 hours every day.

they didn't hire me back

nothing works in turd world countries, including the people

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Your boss is like a woman if you can’t allow him to feel like firing you is an option

We did it hard back then my lil zoomie.

>be having a pretty shit day
>clock into work as a server
>floor manager says he's taking me off the floor my first hour because nobody did any roll ups and I had to do them for the whole restaurant
>that's bullshit but okay
>about 10 minutes in tells me he's sending me a large party in my section because he has no where else to put them
>okay fine so i start pushing tables together and cleaning up my section which somebody left a mess
>GM asks me what the hell I'm doing not doing the silverware
>tell her to talk to the the floor manager
>get back to setting the table for a party of 17
>host brings them back without asking me if it's ready yet, they're all niggers, nothing is ready yet
>ask busser to help me I have to start getting pitchers
>go to employee bathroom to tuck in my apron, there is coke all over the floor from the cooks
>realize what a cluster fuck this place is
>walk behind bar and grab bottle of wine, put it in my apron, walk out the front, put my phone on silent, get in car and drive away
everyone should work at olive garden once, I later almost 2 months. never take wagie jobs seriously

for stealing? wow, no way!

those newspapers are meant to be picked back up by the newspaper corporations, not for some dumbass to take home for free

Its extremely easy to poison peoples food in a work refrigerator. Be careful who you annoy.

shut up kike

>2002
workers haven't had rights since the 1980s

i used to take an extra 15-25 almost 30 minutes extra on my lunches when i worked at walmart, usually cuz i just felt like taking a nap rather than going back to work.

Based. You're one of the only reasonable people in this thread.

You have to be a complete retard to get fired from a food service job.

In America? I don't think so. I don't think Americans ever had any worker rights. It's even encouraged to abuse your workers as an employer. And employees shame fellow employees who don't work "hard". If you don't skip lunch and don't work overtime you will be seen as a bad apple.

Not my problem.

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Take the jew dick out of your mouth for a second. Dock the 5 cents the newspaper's worth from his salary if you need.

>t. negroids

it is now

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>t. heeb

Worked in a bookstore for a while, somehow got made a supervisor. Used to climb the big stock shelves out the back and sleep on the top where no one could find me.
Fucked many female coworkers of the back too.
Manager was an idiot and believed me and the two other guys who worked fridays that we had to watch the dvds customers had returned to us for “scratches” and mark the time to send back to the publisher. In essence spend 8 hours watching movies and getting paid.
Constantly fucked with customers. Just the most hilarious shit. Would add fucked up books to their orders if they were annoying cunts and ring their partners to tell them their copy of the secret and also mein kampf were in.
Would order world of Warcraft game time cards under fake names, cancel them and then sell them on eBay.
Would write off dozens of dvds as damaged and take them home or sell them.
God I miss those days sometimes.

niggers are ten times more honorable than your people.

where I used to work we'd take a 15 minute breakfast break, a 90 minute lunch break and another 15 minute afternoon break
on Fridays we'd go out and have drinks at lunch then come back and take other companies' beers out of the communal fridge then proceed to get blasted the rest of the day

based and criminal

Used to work in a camera and photo store. We kept all sorts of photos. Girls would come in all the time with just the filthiest shit. “Oh hehe yeah I have some naughty ones to print don’t look kay teehee *wink*”
We made copies and also posted so many online.
Offered to take sexy photo shoots for sluts and ended up fuckin dozens of them.
Still have some photos - like top tier premium level shit - my girl I’m with now loves them because she thinks they’re sexy and artistic. I just use them for fap material.

Honestly, being a server must be so demeaning in America. You work for nothing, you rely on "tips", and you don't only serve you are expected to do everything else. I saw this young dude, probably dropped out of highschool or just finished it, serving tables. He was serving food to a big dude was basically spitting food at him when he talked to order more soda.
The big dude then went to the bathroom to explode one of the toilets by emptying the deepest reaches of his colon. Shit all over the toilet, clogged the entire thing. Looked like someone got a constipated elephant in there and had it relieve itself all over the toilet.
Then I see that same poor kid standing there with a fucking mop and a plunger. He looked so fucking miserable.

How about sharing a few?

I worked at a Sam's Club for a couple years in my early 20s and the gas station attendant had to be let go because she missed her mandatory 30 minute off-the-clock lunch too many times. This is despite the fact that you are not allowed to leave the little gas station while on duty unless someone is there to replace you, and it was never her fault that no one was ever available to replace her.

Cool fantasy user.

Used to work in a book store too and Jesus I can imagine how hard it must have been not to laugh when calling people for orders when you’d added really weird books to fuck with them. What did some of the customers say? Did you ever get anyone coming back or complaining?

>partners
Nice LARP otherwise, but kys yourself fag enabler.

All I remember is Neon Genesis Evangelion and that he did nothing wrong.

>stealing from your work
That's some real nigger shit. Good thing you got fired.

nice larp

NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ENJOY LIFE YOU HAVE TO BE A SLAVE

I’m away on a vacation at the moment but keep a look out next week, I’ll try slip a link into a thread. Maybe a Tokyo Vice one. I’ll have to scan and imgur the ones I’ve got, or track down some of the ones we did back in the day.

I really want to reiterate that these women were just so happy for us all to see their naked photos. Every single one. Even the “shy” ones. We had this one girl - she was in a certain type of uniform - and she printed extras of certain photos and then told us “Oh I didn’t mean to do so many… Do you throw extras away or…? I mean you don’t have to… seems like such a waste.”

But it is your problem that your house, your street, your car and everything you own is of bad quality and looks like shit lmao. Imagine if it wasn't sunny.

I’ve worked in retail and honestly I can see this because half the young people I worked with did it. We just didn’t give a fuck. And everyone slept with everyone. It was even worse at the supermarket I worked at. Legit just no fucks given. Especially in the deli.

I used to work at a supermarket and one day there were about a dozen roast chickens left over. They almost always sold out so no one really knew what to do other than allow the staff to take them home (They would of gone straight into the bin otherwise) Someone ratted them out to the store manager who had gone home already and she called up each staff manager individually and ordered them to throw out the chicken they had taken home. The worst part is that some people would of actually listened to her and thrown them out at home instead of just eating them.

Partners means something different outside of America bud

>work construction
>don't start until 2 hours on the job site
>take your break
>leave an hour early
It's a miracle infrastructure even exists

Non Yea Forums threads are always so much better than actual Yea Forums threads holy shit this is a good read

NOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKING PRODUCTIVITY NUMBERS, YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE A DECENT HEALTHY COUNTRY YOU GOTTA SQUEEZE EVERY LAST CENT OUT OF EVERYONE

Worked big corporate for a few years and had constant long ass lunch breaks where the business paid at least 75% because I was constantly taking “clients” out for food. I was middling at best at the job, but took them for everything because fuck making some cunt money when they paid shit. I’d take bitches out on work dime and charge up crazy drinks and then go close some deal with a person I had one meeting with and gave nothing to and my manager wouldn’t bat an eyelid at signing off my $400 lunch which was $30 food and $370 crazy cocktails. Now I’m bored out of my mind in a stable job with good money but no fun at work.

Advertised myself as a bodyguard/private security a few years ago. I’m tall and have a real serious resting face, plus got fit after a breakup.

Turns out you can get paid $300 an hour for just standing near some famous asshole and occasionally shoving people out of the way. There’s no way in fuck I’ll take a bullet for them but they don’t know that. I also sometimes drive insanely expensive cars and fuck the hangers on who want to get closer to celebs. If you’re over six foot and at least a little fit honestly give it a crack you’ll never be in any serious danger it’s hilariously easy work and you just set your own prices. I started off at $50 an hour and as I got more connected just upped it more and more and no one ever questioned it.

Based lemon stealing whore appreciator