*shits in your bed*

yeah that bitch

dogs don't take alcoholic shits
t. takes alcoholic shits and has a small dog

That never happened

I would kick her in the ribs like the BITCH she is. All my dogs are housebroken

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They oughta call her Amber Turd

Fucking nasty wine aunt shit

unironically, imagine the smell

Based. Also maybe the only actress who’s poop I’ve seen. I wish there was a Mr. Skin of famous female poop pics

It looks like she shit one place then moved it because she wasn't satisfied with its location for a social media pic. Totally something an Instawhore would do. Dogs don't play with their shit and streak it like that.

I'd guess poo smell.

>*climbs onto your bed*
>*parks a darkie*
Problem, user?

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You missed my mouth

kek

uh oh
grumpy

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amber turd

DELICIOUS POO

Lmao I came here to discuss this. Why would you poop on a man's bead

#MePoo

For you

>Why would you poop on a man's bead
it's like the middle finger on steroids

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*licks the bedding*

At least you can talk. Who are you?

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Johnny missed her birthday party so the drunken whore left him a nice big grog bog as a welcome home gift

CHAWKLIT?

Let me assure you, there is nothing funny... about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspectin' bed, 'kay, droppin' your pants then... turnin' around... squattin' over that bed, 'kay, maybe... maybe pullin' your buttcheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then layin' out a big fudge dragon for Johnny Depp to see.

did he absorb part of Hunter's soul?

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celebs are just recreating it's always sunny episodes now

it looks like she didn't even wipe after, disgusting animal

>That did NOT come from a dog
Based Johnny knows his shit (no pun intended)

You think it's funny, huh?

Tourist from /vst/ here, I came to get in on the BCS threads and enjoy some quality Yea Forums shitposts (best shitposters on the site tbqh) and I see some blonde woman and posts about shitting in a bed all over the catalog, quick run down please?

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what's some depp kino?

This, is Mr. Venezuela, Johnny Depp's housekeeper. Okay? He's the person... who has to clean up... when some woman... drops a dook in the bed! Mr. Venezuela makes six bucks an hour at best! Okay? He's got three kids at home, he's got a car that barely works, he's gotta clean up puke with sawdust, m'kay, then he walks into the Depp's room and sees a big meaty chud starin' him in the face!

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>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Control the British crown
>keep the metric system down
>keep Atlantis off the maps
>keep the martians under wraps
>hold back the electric car
>keep Steve Gutenberg a star
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

Wtf was she eating, it’s practically black

*Rubs her nose in it*

isn't this a bad thing to do to your dog

Thats a Pepto bismol shit. I once ate nothing but corn and drank a bunch of Pepto bismol, I swear I shat out a Pittsburgh Steelers fan.

Go home Mackey, your drunk.

My God...

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I’d beat her till her body was every color of the rainbow from head to toe that worthless gross cunt

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we need a banana for scale and a DNA test. no money for Depp until he can provide both.

The turd smelt round the world

#MePoo

>Thats a Pepto bismol shit.
this guy knows
> I once ate nothing but corn and drank a bunch of Pepto bismol, I swear I shat out a Pittsburgh Steelers fan.
kek

Ewww why’s it black