Favourite Simpsons joke?

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I miss Phil Hartman

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hys wyfe dydnt't

>Well, what do you call it?
>car hole

Homer Badman. Literally the funniest episode of the whole series.

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There's something about GLOVE SLAP that really nogs me in the jogs.

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I loved it when Mr. Burns would reminisce about his youth in the early 20th century.

sneed

Care Feare, so many classic gags

and that concludes our extensive 3 week course

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Post your funniest Lisa moments, bros

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>That's right, a girl wants to play football!

OHHHHHH FIVE DOLLARS? THIS IS THE WORST TAX INCREASE IN HISTORY

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Fat homer

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Sneed

>Burns was rushed to a nearby hospital, where he was pronounced dead. He was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors upgraded his condition to "Alive."

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>100% of jokes are from pre season 15 episodes

What about all those timeless classic jokes that came afterwards

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This is the opposite of dishonest filmmaking

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>OH my!
The weird way he says this when the door suddenly opens is so bizarre I have ended up repeating it for decades whenever I see something mildly surprising

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i'm not wearing a tie at all

Excuse me, did you say my name?

I haven't seen these episodes in so many years and I still think about this shit like every week. Prime Simpsons really will never be beaten.

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>You strap yourself in and feel the G's!

Season 13 is the maximum to watch, stop after the episode where Lisa becomes a liberal mouthpiece. People criticize Scully for "ruining" Simpsons, and they have a point, but Jean literally hit the nail in the coffin when he came back as showrunner.

This always comes to mind whenever I see old and busted shit trying to be relevant again

simpson and delilah episode (when homer gets hair in season 2)
>homer runs up to the window at moes
>"IVE GOT HAIR!"
>"oh look its the president!"-Barney

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Look how they massacred my boy

>"Come in...come in...Mayday! Mayday! I'm losing your transmission!"
>"I SAID 'FRENCH FRIES'!"

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Sneedle's.

>can I have a clean glass?
>HERE YOU GO YOUR MAJESTY

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I've been rewatching simpsons recently and I was really annoyed by the anti-nuclear propaganda. Was simpsons funded by fossil fuel or is matt genuinely a retard in regards to nuclear

>We're out of Bort plates. I repeat, we're out of Bort plates.

Get that Taylor Swift out of the way!

Lisa goes Gaga

Watching back through the simpsons as an adult was crazy. Some episodes genuinely had me about to cry. Homer rubbing his head on the ground after Bart spills his hair juice is genuinely tragic.

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This whole episode aged poorly. Makes fun of people being offended by cartoons. Fast forward 15 years and they're lecturing their own audience on how indian accent bad even tho they made the fucking character. Very ironic

paraphrasing here
homer walks into moes
moe: hey look everybody its mr i dont need beer to enjoy life
bar flies: angry/depressed moans
homer: one beer moe
moe: hey everyone homers back!
bar flies: angry/depressed moan

(You)

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PTA Disband

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seethe chud

Frank Grimes' funeral was fucking brutal.

Or Grimey, as he liked to be called.

Maaaarge, change the channel.

Niggerword

another vote for this one

>Pro-nuclear is chud
Why?

it's not necessarily
I just know how to pick 'em

Well you picked wrong, I'm a socialist. Tho a religious socialist so maybe that counts idk

many such cases

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No, the Simpsons writers didn't like the fossil fuel industry. The jokes have more to do with the amusing scenario of the nuclear plant being run by a corrupt businessman who sticks the waste around town and his idiot employees who keep causing accidents more than the feasibility of nuclear power itself. There's also this scene.

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>Why, the fax machine's nothing but a waffle iron and a phone attached.
>Who do you love now-- Hoverbikes hoverbikes!
>He's some golfer. His golf ball spends more time underwater than Greg Louganis.
>That lemon tree is a part of our town, and as kids, the backbone of our economy!
>That means they can see you. They're probably watching us right now.
>CHOCOLATE AWAY!
>Goliath II is gonna pay. And this time, it's biblical.
>The world has already taken note of our accomplishments. Springfield has moved up to number 299 on the list of America’s 300 most livable cities. Take that, East St. Louis.

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>Springfield, a city on the... GROW?

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cmon homer, do it for your old pal moesy :))))

>I thought he said it was just a name
>What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula

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>The way the people act around here is like the streets are paved with gold!
>They are.
>Cut to a car sliding around on the gold street

>You like Mista Sparkuru?
>I am Mr Sparkle
>You have many question Mista Sparkuru! I send you premium, answer question hundred percent!
I never get over how smoothly he just accepts that he's talking to Mr Sparkle on the phone and Mr Sparkle wants to know more about himself.

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>/pol/ before covid
>news outlets during covid

>Wait a minute this sounds like Rock and/or Roll

This card burns better LOOK

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