EASY AMBER

Amber Turd

Bedshitting whoretrash.

>*peels off a massive shit on your bed*
No wonder Indians love her

You could make marks like that by rubbing your fingernail across the skin for a few seconds. If she got punched by a guy her whole fucking head would be swollen and black and blue.

looks like me after I rub my eyes

>GOD DAMN
>SHIT THE BED

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How I watch the trial. Since I can't stand looking at the trash she is.

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t.

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laughing so hard. I can't relate but she's cute and inspo but that's hilarious

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Uh huh. Prove it right now

I think she thinks that actual human beings only have one expression, so she's trying to be relatable. It's working wonders, obviously.

He didn't do a very good job. She's still alive.

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I'm watching the trial right now, just got to the point where Depp starts laughing about amber taking a shit in the bed

There is no way 43k people could independently come up with the response "not a victim" to a lying millionaire trying to portray herself as a victim. It must be bots.

Johnny
>Marries a wife that fucks every man in a 5 mile radius
>Exposes himself as having the mentality of a 14 yo emo
>Is blacklisted and probably never making a comeback
Amber
>Is hated by everyone, including co-stars and family
>Is probably on her way out the door
>About to be $50 million short
So who's winning?

They're both finished

According to her Karen lawyer's opening statement that's impossible due to Amber's well known "fecal phobia"

Johnny probably won't have trouble getting work again, if I were to guess he's probably purposefully not working, in order to help his lawsuit. Her attorneys have hinted as much.

Johnny isn't black listed.

Johnny is losing the case, so I would say Amber.

you will never be a woman

Johnny. Very sympathetic. Would love to be his bro.

good morning sir but in me tribe we would give her honor killing by her father that WHORE BENCHODD

how is jhonny losing the case?

I'm very stupid and think Amber is hot. So he's losing.

Major sus. Who the fuck takes a picture of themselves after being punched in the head? Bitch get on the phone and call someone, stupid.

Because he's clearly lying and everyone knows this.

He......HE JUST IS OKAY????

Because he is suing for defamation regarding ONE (1) op-ed that was published and did not even name him. Neither he or Heard (she is countersuing) will have rulings in their favor. All that will happen is the world will see how retarded they both are.

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HE BLOODY BENCHOD BASTARD

He's not. He comes off as a lot less articulate than I thought (proves how valuable a script is so the words come quicker) but she's coming off like the abusive, instigating nutcase. Those "I didn't punch you, I hit you" recordings were very telling

Doesn’t matter, he’s doing this to get his reputation back after all the cancelled deals. Public opinion is very much in his favor so he won as far as he’s concerned

because he have penis between legs DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Shut up, sexist.

Plaintiffs never win defamation suits. Proving a negative is impossible.

Angelina is Bi?

Listen to the recordings. He was clearly abusive. He even admitted to headbutting her on tape.

MADAM WHY YOU SHIT ON THE SHEEEEET???? ARE YOU MAD BITCH??? I SAID SHIT ON THE STREET. BENCHOD SIR I CANNOT REDEEM THIS PROSTITUTE ANY MORE, I SIDE WITH JONNY DEPPMINDER NOW.

>I DIDN'T TRIP YOU, YOU FELL.

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Amber can do no wrong because I'm a simp.

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>admitted
Cope faggot

he's going to lose the case on technicalites, but is winning the court of public opinion. Amber is getting exposed and humiliated, which is what he really wants.

Sir what is simp ? Answer sirs

literally this
this case is just about Depp getting his own personal redemption arc

this though I don't think either is winning any case.

She's looking old.

stand for "sirs i must pusy"

Yeah thought not