It’s a Truman spent an embarrassingly long time writing and editing a post on Yea Forums while laughing several times...

STOP IIIIIIIIT I just typed out such a funny post for this and x'd out of it. This is all you get FUCK.

>it’s a Truman spent an embarrassingly long time writing and editing a post on Yea Forums while laughing several times to himself at how clever and funny he is only to have the thread get pruned

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>It's a Truman commits spousal rape episode
This has happened at least a dozen times now. Why is she still on the show? Why doesn't the crew step in?

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If this happens I always just slightly reformat the post to be its own thread and immediately post it. And it 404s with no replies.......

>it's yet another "Truman is drunk and depressed, and too lazy to be bothered with getting out of bed and risk seeing anyone on his excursion to the bathroom, but is too prideful for piss bottles (and lacked the foresight for them anyhow), so he risks it by going back to sleep, and prays he won't piss the bed again, but knows he probably will, and makes a futile effort to steel his mind for the hassle of washing the sheets tomorrow" episode
Yikes. Diapers on binge nights would be more economical at this point desu

>It's a "Truman starts a show then starts another then starts another then starts another then starts another then gets bored and jacks off instead of continuing to watch any of them" episode

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>It's a "Truman sees a reference to Morrowind, and gets excited enough to endure the rigamarole of reinstalling and plotting out a novel character build, only to get plagued by depression or adhd or general malaise about 30 mins in, and abandons all prospects of a playthrough for the more attractive option of shitposting in bed til he's knackered enough from wanking to fall asleep" episode

God is he jerking it to photos of girls from high school again? I can't tell if they're rerunning clips or if he's doing this practically every day.

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>It's a "Truman decides to do a Telvanni mage run in Morrowind but ends up getting frustrated with the price and magicka cost of his custom made turbo-nuke spell so he cheats in the funds and mana to use it then ends up getting bored after using it to eviscerate Balmora" episode

>it's a Truman spends literally all of his time posting on Yea Forums and nothing else

>it's a truman posts on Yea Forums but none of his posts actually appear episode

Fucking finally. This was some bullshit.

Patrician taste. Episodes got even more kino when he thought about the kid’s death while masturbating.

>Truman broke another computer because someone quoted his post with a picture of a soijack.

>its a truman's first love pops into his head again while in bed one night and feels that pang of missing her all over again
i thought he already got over her like 2 seasons ago

Kek, I can relate to Truman here

>It's a Truman realizes America will collapse into fiery ethnic warfare and is past fear and actively wants the evil empire to burn episode
They play this episode at least four times a week heaven help us just play another episode

>It's another episode where Truman keeps trying to make sly inside jokes about rigged elections and human trafficking to redeem the evil satanist elite's soul gems
Fucking hell, he does it every morning to the cute girl at the office. What the fuck is he thinking?

>it's a Truman feels comfortable with his life for the first time in years yet he can't relax and is paranoid about everything going to shit any minute episode

>It's a Truman fantasizes himself the protagonist of a grand action conspiracy film with easy, easily-identifiable villains and problems while grinding his 9-5 and failing to accomplish anything in his unspoken longing for spiritual or emotional contentment because the entire system around him thrives off his grinding

>it's a Truman hits Submit button right as janny prunes the thread episode
happens too often, i think they must be watching him type out the post.

>it's a Truman clicks and saves pictures of Brooke Shields and candydoll on Yea Forums before they're deleted episode

>it’s a Truman goes through long enough that he no longer visits friends because he was better looking and in better shape when they last saw him even though at the time he was in bad shape to begin with and the lack of socializing has led him to the point of relating to where he lays in bed for hours knowing he won’t be bothered and that he can use it as an excuse as to why he’s become fatter, more antisocial, and more depressed episode
Guys I’m worried Truman will start eating and drinking his own piss at this point…

u r a fag lol

>It's a Truman prays to Jesus and doesn't get an answer so he jerks off out of spite and eats way too much fried rice and then laffy taffy and cries in the bathtub episode
This is becoming tiresome. Don't the writers have any fresh ideas.

This is why you copy it often.

I actually did turn my life around
it’s just what you do every day

>it’s a Truman makes an it’s a Truman episode thread and worries it will be derailed by actual politics and not ironic racism, but the thread holds strong and he feels a swelling of pride for his fellow anons episode
Uhhhh… why the fuck does he care so much? Does Truman literally have autism?

This shit doesn't happen to me often, but when it does... Hoo boy, I am severely angered for several minutes.

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>it's a truman gets a call from his brother at 6 in the morning after getting an hour of sleep mixing drinks all night to tell him he's a pathetic cunt and is a waste of space
Are they really are allowed to air this stuff at primetime??

>it’s a Truman is just too goddamn lazy to do this episode
>it’s a Truman is too worried he won’t copy something else between now and when someone is watching over his shoulder and will paste the contents of his post in front of an acquaintance and will have to explain what he wrote and where it was meant for episode

(you)

That's why I periodically ctrl-a ctrl-c my posts as I write them.

did you do that for this one?

>it’s a Truman deletes his entire history and all open Yea Forums threads before going out in case someone asks to borrow his phone to look something up and at best, sees a pepe episode
And yet he still sweats when he lets people borrow it because of the porn

Fuck you. Not this again.

Putin has lost his mind

Give him a minute, he’s writing his response in his other file.

This only happens to me after mistyping the captcha 4 times in a row

Is 6am prime time for you user?

>it’s a Truman bumps his own thread one more time just for the anons trying to write funny posts.

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i've done this exact thing multiple times but instead the thread gets archived

if the crew does anything then truman will realise. also it bumps the ratings up

>try and post retarded off-topic shitpost
>no verification

>something that actually contributes to the thread and is funny
>that annoying fucking slider thing

Art? Don't ask Hollywood. Hollywood is nerve gassed

Is this a bot?

ah sweet, a truman show thread

>it's a "truman lifts up his shirt in the mirror and looks at his flabby stomach every night before bed and gets ambitious about change but loses all motivation by the time he wakes up" episode

>they're running the shower-poop special

>its a Truman just screenshotted a reply chain because even though he is depressed, sick, and lonely he was able to make an user chuckle episode
Its always the episodes that you least expect that get ya

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lol you tell em sister

Yes.

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>its a truman secretly knows he's the star of the show and masturbates 8 times a day to fuck with the audience episode

>spend upwards of 10 minutes scouring my pigsty of a downloads folder to find the one file I'm looking for to attach to my post
>thread 404's as soon as I find it
They're watching my screen. They're fucking watching. I know you can see me type this. I am not afraid.

If they had to simulate the internet, would they had to have created illegal content had Truman wanted to search for it?

>It's a Truman wonders why his best friend who is a stoner loser with no prospects was able to get an attractive girlfriend but he as an attractive millionaire working in a high profile industry is single for the third straight year

I wonder if this arc is ever going to resolve.