The Oedipal plot feels harmless because we only get half of the Oedipus story—just the mother-son stuff...

sperm on face does not fertilize eggs inside the womb
the mere act of sex does not bring about pregnancy, you need insemination in the equation

no you retard, I meant they did degenerate shit while fucking just like everyone else like your dad blowing a load in your moms face. OBVIOUSLY you need to inseminate someone to get a child

Frank Cho is immsensely based

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I don't think about other people having sex, be it my parents or whoever, I'd rather occupy my mind with more pressing matters.

>if there’s enough semen on her face, and she can ‘scoop up’ enough to put 1 - 2 ml in a syringe while it’s still on body temperature so she can use that semen to impregnate herself or someone else if they are ovulating.

Be careful

>I meant they did degenerate shit while fucking just like everyone else like your dad blowing a load in your moms face.

"I'm a zoomer that grew up with porn"

Regular sex is so much better if you aren't a fucking coomer

He murdered the father in the original timeline

like Television and film

trippy kino, ahead of its time

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I wouldn't mind if they give me a cute daughter

your did legit did the spanky monkey on your mom and she loved him for it

Did they ever explain why he sleeps like this?

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kek

that's how teenagers sleep

how do you know

I don't own a television, I haven't seen an actual full length movie in 15 years, I have watched exactly one tv series which was sopranos and I can't even remember when that was.
I merely opened this thread from Yea Forums's front page's "popular threads" because I found the picture in OP beautiful.
Also, sometimes checking this board for cunny.

He's distantly related to Seth Macfarlane

That's why I always put a shake of hot sauce in my condoms before throwing them in the trash.

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why would she do this though

if shes a fat ugly bitch who scored the genetic material of someone far above her league who was just looking for a quick one night stand

my parents are in their 60s and I still hear them bang on occasion lol

I thought in the odepius story he didn't even know it was his mom. So when somebody says odepius complex it's kinda false because the person willingly is attracted to their parent, while being attracted to a beautiful stranger is something different.

i wake up like that all the time

>Sperm theft, also known as unauthorized use of sperm, forced fatherhood, spermjacking or spurgling (a portmanteau of sperm and burgling), occurs when a man's semen is used, against his will or without his knowledge or consent, to inseminate a woman.Sperm theft, also known as unauthorized use of sperm, forced fatherhood, spermjacking or spurgling (a portmanteau of sperm and burgling), occurs when a man's semen is used, against his will or without his knowledge or consent, to inseminate a woman.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sperm_theft

It's more likely than you think

kek

>In most jurisdictions, sperm theft is not illegal and usually has little bearing on issues like child support. It is considered an issue in the men's rights movement.[4]

what the FUCK

Correct. He was cursed to love his mother but didn't know it was her. I believe the true meaning of the Oedipus Complex would be a man feeling attraction towards a woman that reminds him of his mother.

>though

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>a man feeling attraction towards a woman that reminds him of his mother
A man could be forgiven

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kek tell us how they sound like haha

>spurgling

next look up the SIDS redpill

I only wake up like that after a night of heavy drinking

damm man, its time to move out

GEM, however

Is that the shocking part of the Oedipus story? The murder part?

>In Seneca's Oedipus, Oedipus tears his eyes out with his own hands.
This is the most shocking part desu

>GEM, however

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sin embargo

Holy Jesus, I'm in love

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The crazy part is the curse wasn’t even Oedipus’s, it was Laius’s.
Laius lusted after some teen boy who was competing at the games and Athens and tried to keep him as a sex slave.
That’s what started all that shit

I'm not sure where your version is from but the standard myth is that Laius was given a prophecy telling him that his son would kill him and bring a curse on him and his family but he and his wife ignored the command of the gods because of his intense sexual appetite.

What the fuck was his problem?

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don't know what you're talking about mate I was delivered by a stork like everyone else

my parents were somewhat old when i was born so i'm hoping that my conception didn't involve too much weird kinky shit

after the facial she ate some of the sperm (your brothers and sisters) and fingered her pussy, and THAT's how you were conceived.

This'll really freak you out
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermesmann_v._Seyer
>in every case that has addressed the issue the court has decided that an underage boy is liable for the support of his child even when the conception was the result of criminal conduct by the mother
>The court also ruled that a mother's potential culpability under criminal statutes was of no relevance in determining the father's child support liability in a civil action.
>The court stated that the state's interest in ensuring that a minor receives child support outweighed its interest in potentially deterring sexual crimes against minors
>A MOTHER'S POTENTIAL CULPABILITY UNDER CRIMINAL STATUTES WAS OF NO RELEVANCE IN DETERMINING THE FATHER'S CHILD SUPPORT LIABILITY IN A CIVIL ACTION

it feels good

Interesting. I wasn't familiar with this aspect of the myth. Typical fags.

100% he draws actual women with curves, he's amazing
and i like scott blairs foot stuff too, the man has a talent for sure

>arm pit hair and big tits
this is female body kino
hair on legs on the other hand is cringe

you need to come in the pussy to have kids

Is there any more like this OP?

>Gay-reeks invented sumata
MY LIFE IS A LIE
MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!!

twitter.com/search?q=@scottblairart barefoot

Honestly, in Greek myth the straight guys aren’t any better.
>I see it and want to fuck it
Is the second place way to get yourself cursed in Greek mythology right after
>I’m gonna feed this guy his own fucking kids
Which is something that happens way too often in Greek mythology for some reason