Untitled

10/10 bait

>10/10 bait

Attached: 1CF12938-5669-4E5F-A319-59D155D59119.png (427x400, 17.15K)

DUDE WE EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS THAT EVOLVED FROM RATS THAT EVOLVED FROM LIZARDS THAT EVOLVED FROM FISHT THAT WALKED ON LAND THAT EVOLVED FROM WORMS TTHAT EVOLVED FROM CELLS THAT EVEOLVED FROM CHEMICHALS THAT CAME FROM STARS

Attached: Thats bait.gif (500x207, 3.06M)

>we
>are
>stardust!
>NOTHINGNESS somehow EXPLODED into space, time, energy and the laws of physics
>after this random atoms flew around for NO REASON until they randomly happened to create the extremely delicate and precise conditions life could exist in on earth, thanks to the nothing that exploded exploding into just the right subatomic conditions that could support consciousness
>then the random atoms started to become alive because... well because they just randomly did, okay. they started to replicate by accident and made germs
>and the germs changed into fish that randomly by pure chance particle spasms developed into extremely complex organs to capture light and represent images to a conscious brain that had a precisely balanced chemical makeup that the random spastic atoms from the big morning that created everything happened to make
>and then these water breathing fish started to breathe oxygen because... well because of the autistic whizzing aimless atoms, and then in a gorillion years the fish were monkeys because... because they just fucking were!!!!
>and that’s why you are here
>and everything you see and can conceive of just happens to be there because of the unconscious totally senseless collision of atoms that the nothing created that somehow just happened to pinball until they made an accurate representation of reality inside the most complex organ in existence and this was all meaningless and random and just happened to occur
>oh yes, and despite all this my specific political, moral and scientific beliefs about this ludicrously insane complicated world my random atom brain that exists on extremely delicate perfect conditions just happened to evolve to understand, and that the determined and causal chemicals in said brain made me believe, are undeniably true and you’re a chud if you don’t think the same

Attached: B4847719-34B0-463B-8D5A-D657392D3308.png (720x588, 111.98K)

Maybe a little less making of threads and a little more taking of meds

>people actually believe this
lmfao it really do be wildin

I look like this and I say this

>tranime

A mistake if ever there was one.

>.
>>Yea Forums - Television & Film
>Cast him
>fucking asshole
>this was the most forced meme i’ve seen on here in years honestly
>"The Fish just started walking on land because... IT JUST DID OK?"
>NO NO NO GO BACK YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>Not a carp though
>(OP)
>THE FISH ADOPTED ALRIGHT? AFTER YEARS AND YEARS OF CRWALING ON ITS STOMACH IT GREW LEGS NIGGA? WHAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND
>
>>unmmmm sweetie it took MILLION of TRILLIONS of YEARS of fish suffocating to death on land and then one day they just stopped because genetic abnormalities and.... I don’t know!!! they just did okay the fossils prove it!!!
>
>10/10 bait
/10 bait
>
>
>
>DUDE WE EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS THAT EVOLVED FROM RATS THAT EVOLVED FROM LIZARDS THAT EVOLVED FROM FISHT THAT WALKED ON LAND THAT EVOLVED FROM WORMS TTHAT EVOLVED FROM CELLS THAT EVEOLVED FROM CHEMICHALS THAT CAME FROM STARS
>
>
>>we
>>are
>>stardust!
>>NOTHINGNESS somehow EXPLODED into space, time, energy and the laws of physics
>>after this random atoms flew around for NO REASON until they randomly happened to create the extremely delicate and precise conditions life could exist in on earth, thanks to the nothing that exploded exploding into just the right subatomic conditions that could support consciousness
>>then the random atoms started to become alive because... well because they just randomly did, okay. they started to replicate by accident and made germs
>>and the germs changed into fish that randomly by pure chance particle spasms developed into extremely complex organs to capture light and represent images to a conscious brain that had a precisely balanced chemical makeup that the random spastic atoms from the big morning that created everything happened to make
>>and then these water breathing fish started to breathe oxygen because... well because of the au

Attached: 1636801423897.png (660x751, 565.56K)

Low effort bait

>these people unironically believe all this shit because they can't deal with the fact that God told them that being gay will send them to hell among other things.
damn nigga

Attached: 1625787058249.png (512x457, 125.36K)

I'm sick of waking up for work and paying taxes, get the fuck back in there you little shit

Saved

>>these people unironiclly believe all this shit because they can't deal with the fact that God told them that being gay will send them to hell among other things.
>damn nigga

Attached: 1650557096001.jpg (1268x969, 345.48K)

You could’ve just stayed in the water but instead you chose this,oh god why did you chose this.

Attached: A1DE8A90-92C7-4920-B3DF-7CFA168F254B.jpg (1573x636, 108.14K)

Attached: 1607891320866.jpg (228x221, 8.57K)

>

Attached: 21CCE852-F814-4444-89CC-185646B95955.png (1377x837, 533.65K)

There are fishes that exist today that have the capability of walking on land.

Attached: w964TTX (1).webm (682x362, 2.75M)

>hey started to replicate by accident and made gems
lost it

This was a mistake.

Idris Elba.

I would.

christfag larpers are bar none the absolute worst most obnoxious people on fourchannel

this how dare he deny that the great nothing exploded into everything!!! fucking chud!!!

>religgers are too fucking stupid for self reflection
we're aware of that

damn that post really buck broke this dude fr

based

>when you’re so smart mean Yea Forums posts with le bearded man make you kill yourself and cease to exist without breeding
take that religitards

Attached: D8E945BB-0DD1-462E-A3BA-0FA7DD8E8B55.jpg (600x800, 71.23K)

don't you mean /tttt/?

species turning in to other species? idk tone, fuckin slander ask me

>There are fishes that exist today that have the capability of walking on land.

Attached: 1639353535897.png (255x205, 25.56K)

You like girls? Ew!

>iphone filename
discarded. you're worthless

>>religgers are too fucking stupid for self reflection
>we're aware of that

Attached: 43909228-8A68-423F-BF75-435875D95E09.png (598x800, 1.83M)

>tfw too intelligent not to kill myself after malding over Yea Forums posts
lmfao

>GOD HAS ALWAYS EXISTED BECAUSE..............HE JUST HAS OK?!

Attached: 400.png (882x758, 13.98K)

>>iphone filename
>discarded. you're worthless

Attached: 4977AF3D-0988-4C84-AE6E-03D2FF924B6E.png (611x411, 129.35K)

>this how dare he deny that the great nothing exploded into everything!!! >fucking chud!!!

Attached: 1639973087373.png (800x800, 681.83K)

who are you quoting?

Attached: apu_wonder.png (612x491, 72.5K)

Wasn't there a fish that would jump it's food on the shores of beaches, and pounce on them? That taste of new meat gave it the will and strength to evolve on land.

>reality having an eternal foundation everything is predicated on makes less sense than reality just “happening” to literal inert non existent nothingness

qway lost
lgbt lost harder

If this really happened why are there still fish that can’t live on land?

Holy shit they are BOILING over this one lmao

the same way you believe god has always existed, its possible to believe that the universe has always existed, in infinite cycles

What was his fucking problem?

learn to take a joke champ

>infinite regress
LOL

>magical eternal sky daddy
LMAO

the duality of man

Attached: 1623874515237.png (976x850, 519.07K)

>has to throw “sky daddy” because it’s literally just more logical on paper
no cap

look at the fish that currently walk on land occasionally
youtube.com/watch?v=dgXuuMlZRqs
they live in conditions that are usually wet, but occasionally dry out for awhile.
Most fish live in conditions that are constantly wet
only fish that have a pressing need to be able to live on land for brief periods would ever adapt to have that trait.
This would only happen because any fish that is unable to do so would die
thus natural selection occurs towards hardier and hardier fish, until eventually they fish just say
>eh, fuck it, why do I even need to be in the water anymore, I'll just hunt insects on land

>So you evolved lungs that you never used? Why? For what?
>To have
>For what? I'm asking for what? I mean tell me why it's important for you to have the ability to breath air. That's an easy question. C'mon talk to me buddy.
>I don't know.
>The air was there Tiktayluk. THE AYUR WAS THAYUR.

Attached: 1607653624863.jpg (524x478, 159.04K)

based

>yo the big just banged
>yo god just created
same shit basically

>it's just more logical that an entity has always existed and will always exist even though the argument against natural genesis is that things must have a starting point
who made God?

contrarian reptile ruins everything; for everyone, forever.

You have just forgotten all the forced memes that went nowhere.

Maybe God created the big bang?

that’s the entire point of the whole god concept though. that material things are temporal and contingent and predicated on a force of existence that is not evident within themselves- so an eternal force of reality they exist through must be the foundation of everything. that foundation isn’t bound by time or matter because time and matter are predicated on it. take that away and you have time and matter popping out of nothing for no reason with no fundamental base or justification. God just means eternal and uncreated reality

honest question
why does it matter where it all started
its all a guessing game anyway

not really
>some event caused the universe to begin expanding but we don't know what
>we know exactly what happened, god did it

My ancestor :)

>atheist becomes agnostic whenever he wants to seem more reasonable

>The Universe just means eternal and uncreated reality

oh look you're an athirst now

>some event happened bro lol

I explained in my post why the sum of material and contingent things (the universe) can’t be self justifying or eternal.

There is nothing "logical" about arbitrarily inserting some completely unnecessary middle-man to avoid the conclusion that the universe has always existed.
>"b-but what if, instead, we imagine an eternal, all-powerful, omniscient, omnipotent being, who coincidentally has a bunch of the same qualities humans have, and say HE'S always existed, and HE created the universe?"
No. You're thinking like a child. "The universe has always existed" is the most logical explanation.

Get back into the fucking water, you're making a huge mistake

>the universe has always existed is the most logical explanation despite the fact we know it didn’t and the steady state cope got debunked half a century ago
lol

OK, but who made God?
Just because we are bound by temporal and material reality doesn't mean God is I admit, but that also doesn't mean God isn't bound by other things.
Who's to say that God doesn't have a God? Or that God isn't part of a race of Gods that debate whether they have a God or were created through natural genesis?
It's turtles all the way down. Or is it elephants?

Point is, saying
>God is eternal
is a cop-out, you have no idea whether that is actually true, and it certainly isn't a convincing argument against the idea that chaos can coalesce into order given a long enough period of time all on its own, given a set of clear rules.

And if you define God to be that set of rules, I would remind you that all of them are not absolute, we know that the fundamental forces of the universe can and are violated all the time.

Attached: fractal.jpg (1200x681, 264.98K)

So you don’t believe in the big bang?

your post is basically "because we know it had a beginning, it must have a creator" but you refuse to apply this exact same logic to the creation of god, conveniently weaseling out with a "god has always existed"

Some plis make a shop of it going into the water from the land

okay christfags, answer me this:
who created god? supergod?

the big bang can easily be explained as the result of a prior universe collapsing and then re-expanding in an infinite cycle

god isn't needed

Not being able to explain how doesn't mean it didn't happen, retard. You are incapable of having anything other than a simple answer, you are too stupid to process reality.

what reality
its basically a wild guess that formulated into a cult

>god just existed because he did.
>DON'T ASK HOW! IT'S INEXPLAINABLE

>Not being able to explain how doesn't mean it didn't happen
Same thing goes for existence of god, no?

> we know it didn’t
We don't actually know. The big bang wasn't the beginning of the universe, its just the farthest event back in time we are able to observe. While there are lots of theories, its ultimately impossible to observe anything before Big Bang so we have no way to tell if all the matter that comprised of the big bang existed for five seconds before it happened, five trillion years, or just always existed.

Of course I do. I also believe that logically, something must have existed before it to give rise to the conditions necessary for the big bang. But, I don't know (and neither do you), so I don't think about it much. I certainly don't claim to know like religious retards do.

Good that you agree with me.

do you believe that nothing existed before the Big Bang, or is it possible that we simply cannot observe anything that existed before that?
Are you familiar with the parable of the cave?

Obligatory for Christfags

Attached: 4f1606e4fb7eaa660b6d2207187cbba4.jpg (700x700, 51.1K)

>God just means eternal and uncreated reality
No it doesn't, God is literally a wilful and conscious entity in every single common usage. What you're doing is equivocation fallacy by using the "God is simply eternity" or "God is reason" or "God is the Universe" or any other such hollow wordplay then sneaking in all the other shit.

Believing that there is some extra-universal cause isn't the same as beliving in God. Religious people don't go to church simply to praise how amazing the universe is because that would make them identical to atheists.

No