You are 17 years old you sick fuck

Same but 28 and 21. Hanging out with her and her friends makes me feel so old. It’s definitely not gonna be a long-term thing but whatever, I’m enjoying it

>It has its ups and downs

I bet it does!

Been together for like a year now, when we were just fuck buddie sit was insane, having sex like 6 times in the space of 4 hours.

As its went on its really settled down, or I have rather.

She believes its because she has tamed my Libido.

Stop shilling this evil shit

I fucked a 17yo a few times when I was 31. Was at a train station going to work, she was going to tech (like sixth form college but for wasters). She saw me smoking and asked for a ciggy and we got talking and saw each other most mornings after. One time I met her on the train on the way home and we walked back together. Came up near my flat and I said there's my place and she asked if she could come in and use my bathroom. She stayed for a while and I made her tea and toast then took her upstairs and fucked her. That was 10 years ago but I still remember how soft her skin was and tight pussy. Did it a few more times but then I got scared as she told me her dad was in some paramilitaries (I live in Northern Ireland) so I started getting an earlier train. Managed to avoid her for a month or 2 then saw her at the station with another guy who looked older than me haha. Kinda wish I kept it going for longer it was out of this world.

Why did tarantula pussy out in that scene? It was literally a different time. Adults married teens all the time back then. Cliff would have gotten head and nobody would have gave a shit about it because it was normal

Any pics

Can't find any - stalked her facebook a few years later and she had bloated up

Tell me a chill mundane vydia that would be the equivalent of OUATIH

No gta with its shitty driving (and the non-shooty parts are all boring)

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in fact it was against the law NOT to have sex with teens at the time.

typical social engineering and unrealistic scenes from Hollywood.

in the book when they're in the car she plays "What's New Pussycat" he had bought earlier and gets naked, dances and masturbates her "hairy bush" for Cliff but he doesnt really give a fuck and the scene ends the same

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In his particular situation he had good reason to say no.

But Brad is about 50.

I fucked a 12 year old when I was 31. She had to stretch herself with a smaller dildo but once her vagina was loosened up I could slide in without pain.

that sounds like a nightmare to me, I couldn't date someone more than 6 years beneath me

I think she's like 13 or 15 in the novel.

Because Cliff isn't goimg to prison for poontang.

Shows he's got his own code and morality.
Character defining scene.

The book was so goddamn comfy

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I live in Michigan where 16 is legal with no closeness in age requirement. I'm in my 50's and nailing a high school student.

What's New Pussycat is such an absurd song. Whenever I hear it I'm in awe of how ridiculous the lyrics and delivery are.

I LIKED HER IN DEATH NOTE (NETFLIX)

AND I AM TIRED OF PRETENDING IT'S A BAD MOVIE

IT'S A FANTASTIC ADAPTATION OF THE SOURCE MATERIAL

no one really wants a 1:1 transmogrification of manga and anime

they want to see some cool twist and spin on the material!!!!!1!

Driver

Cliff is a completely heroic character throughout the movie, even by modern SJW standards. The entire thing is Tarantino pretending that old Hollywood was morally upright and the only deviants were people like the Manson cult. And Hollywood loved it. Kinda sickening imo.

She was baiting men into going along with her alone to the Manson family HQ. Cliff could tell something was up, the situation just is not normal. Watch how shook she is, how the mask slips and her voice breaks for a second, when he asks about her age and starts asking about the ranch.
Almost every one of you dumbass anons would let one blow job land you into an unmarked grave.

You don't go to prison for fucking a homeless hippie chick who looks 23, not in 1960s Hollywood.

He could, you know, not have made googly eyes at her and picked her up in the first place. Or kicked her out of the car instead of driving her there.

He did go to the ranch though and didn't even get a blowjob

Friendly reminder that Tom Jones took Elvira's virginity.
>Things went horribly awry. “It was painful and horrible.” Peterson reveals Jones was well-endowed and that she needed stitches after sleeping with him. Worse was the emotional pain she felt. “I thought for sure we were gonna run away together and get married. I went backstage to see him the next night, but he was with his two background singers… and was all over them.”

Imagine being surprised that Tom Jones of all people fucks everything that moves.

Sure you are big guy

I thought none of the others at the ranch wanted him there, so why's she baiting him to go?

Did you miss the part where he was suspected of killing his wife and thought the authorities might be out to charge him with anything they could?

Fuck you, please stop it. I got so sad when I was 17 and I saw my oneitis coming out of a portajohn at a construction site with another dude in it. Turned out she was blowing all of them. You have to stop the cycle.

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And how would have Pussycat known that? She's not going to go to the police at all because she's a homeless hippie chick in 1960s LA offering a blowjob. She's not out to meetoo average dudes.

I honestly don't know how this happens. I have a thick dick and have trouble with tighter girls, but I can't imagine forcing myself in to the point that they would get injured. If nothing else it would just be unpleasant for me to the point that I would go soft, like trying to force yourself into a small condom

yes

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Scott disick is 38 and his gf is 19.

>Worse was the emotional pain she felt.
marrying a non-virgin is practically suicide isn't it

Have a pity (You)

Have the mods done anything more embarrassing than this?

so cringe, it's even worded like a redditor wrote it.

based. Also yeah the book makes the movie 10 times better because you have all this good shit in the back of your mind thats happening in between scenes.

>banning pedos is embarrassing and cringe
go back then

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>Netflix may allow this crap, Yea Forums does not

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newfag moment

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>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BAN ME FROM POSTING MUH CUNNY PORN!!!
>IF YOU DON'T MASTURBATE TO LITERAL 10 YEAR OLD GIRLS YOU'RE A REDDIT SOIBOI!
neck yourself

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imagine the smell

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No one on Yea Forums has ever had sex and I should know

Please, just go back to r*ddit.

It's amazing how blatant Quentin was about his foot faggotry in this movie. I swear we're only a couple of movies away from him literally openly making a movie about how erotic feet are.

i used to hook up with a 16yo BDSM freak at age 35. 16 is legal in my country.

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