Anyone have a qrd on the trial? is he in the wrong at all?

I suspect both were constantly under the influence of drugs and alcohol throughout the duration of their short marriage. I man Depp's age should know better by now, but he's too fucked up.

he is a peaceful hedonistic junkie mentally and physically abused by a manipulative gold digging, fame starved whore who did everything in her power to push him to his limits and recorded him every chance she got to play victim later.

despicable.

Depp is a Lying scene bag drugged out piece of shit who admitted on tape to head butting amber. He's a toxic person and she's going to win this. Yea Forums is an Amber board and if you disagree you can to back where you belong

Accurate. That bitch just looks dangerous.

it's a shut down tactic. Depp is absolutely allowed to reply and specify, but if the lawyer is able to power and silence him it would spin the statements the way Herad's team wants. Depp clarifying is within his testimony, him speaking more really should only damaged him more, but Heard's team is playing a dangerous gamble.

>Amber's lawyer is an idiot

They really are. They entered in a recording by Heard of the two of them post-argument and Heard is freely admitting she's louder and she has her side, and Depp casually encourages her to tell her side. It in every way paints Depp as a mutual party to arguments and fights, but worse for Heard, paints her as a manipulator to try and hold these mutual fights against him. Why the FUCK they would enter this as evidence.... I dont know....

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>I didn't partake in the festival of ice cream

topkek.

I always thought Depp was boring and probably a bit dim, but this trial has changed my opinion somewhat

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she will never shit in your bed, weirdo

Yes i agree , truly 10/10 kino. The fact they have so much recorded footage and video. The fact it's all being filmed and you can constantly watch ambers face trying to portray human emotion. The fact johnny depp is who he is. It's all just so absurd and hilarious .

What do you think will be the result? You think Disney is going to call up Johnny after this and offer his the Sparrow role again? They're both done.

They're both absolute psychos and Johnny Depp is putting on a master class in sociopathy while on the stand quipping and smiling.

>You think Disney is going to call up Johnny after this and offer his the Sparrow role again?
No, but not because of Johnny, but because that franchise is dead.

I really can't wait for Amber's cross-examination
>So why did you feel the need to record this footage?
>W-well I was just so scared and wanted a record of Depp's abuse
>And you didn't tell him that you're recording?
>N-no, that might've upset him
>And at the end of the video when Depp's out of the room, is that you smiling?
>...no...
>What expression would you call that?
>umm....

Something something bed poo

ambers sentence should be to tongue my anus

After this trial, Johnny should just produce his own pirates film without disney.
Captain Tag Bellow.

Heard could have come out of it ok but 'officer squarehead' killed her career for good

Depp will win.

Linl to Stanhope parts?
Had no idea Depp was so based.

you're actually autistic if you can't empathize with him. he's clearly coping with humor with a very traumatic experience to him that pains him to this day. he even said he coped with humor when his mother abused him as a young kid.

you're deranged and fucked in the head.

>qrd

Yeah. He won.

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>what did you eat the day before you shat the bed?
>why did you shat the bed
>describe the smell to us

what footage are you referring to?

He hasn't shown up yet. Amber actually tried to sue him for defamation or libel earlier. It'll be kino when he appears.

The footage that they played today in court where Amber secretly recorded Depp assaulting a cabinet

>Johnny Depp is putting on a master class in sociopathy
I beg to differ. Mrs. Heard has him beat in that department.

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>Something else I can do with your throat
>Something else I can do with your throat
>Something else I can do with your throat

>can you read that one more time?

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Damn, Amber Heard's looking like Florence Pugh.

They're both psychos, user. I would argue that you're the autistic one for falling for this guy's bullshit when he is a former academy award for best actor winner.

Heard is coming off as a complete psychopath so far. Depp looks like a saint to be honest, compared to her.

>tfw Amber Heard will never be your abusive gf

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>For example, he doesn't think its a big deal he chopped off his finger and wrote bloody messages all over the house. He's trying to play it off as a joke, and the court isn't laughing.
good bait, had me until this part

He's not on the witness list this season :/
(Also, fuck whatever jannie keeps pruning these most kino of threads)

sure, but I refuse to take the woman side if they're both psychos because she will get off easier he will not.

>tfw you will never go to bed not knowing if your hot, BPD gf will stab you in your sleep
It hurts, bros.

So now that the livestream has ended these threads aren't off topic anymore? I am really struggling with the logic here.

this johnny looks like an absolute chad

AYN RAND DISCIPLE STRIKES BACK!!!

LOL'd hard when theres audio of depp going ahhh ahhh yeaaahhhhh and we see amber trying not to laugh by covering her mouth

How the fuck is a trial featuring two movies stars not on topic? Where besides here are we supposed to discuss this?

Pic unrelated but its Johnny Depp looking like Richard Petty.

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probably the one where he's kicking the door, slamming the cupboard and throwing her phone away after realizing she's videotaping him

Depp flew on a plane from London all the way to Bisbee, Arizona, dressed up as captain Jack Sparrow just to visit Stanhope's gf in the hospital after she had a seizure and split her head open from alcohol withdrawal. That's how much of a bro Depp is.

>So now that the livestream has ended these threads aren't off topic anymore?
Who said they were off topic?

She kept trying to seduce people watching by looking right into the camera.
She seduced me desu.

Even pajeets dont shit in the bed. They at least take it to the streets. Heard is actually worse than Indians.

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I suspect that "someone" might have had a talking to or been fired for being a fucknut

>It'll be kino when he appears.
Holy shit I never even thought of that.
Ibhope he bring Der Bingle.

The faggot fucking janny

my dude it's been decades since johnny depp last acted well. he depends on costumes to pull of roles. he is not the mastermind you want to believe he is. he's just a dude and you will never be a woman.

doesn't seem worth it desu

I can't explain in words how hard I'd fuck Amber, jesus
Yeah yeah, psycho, narcissistic, victim-playing whore, I know, but all that is just screaming to me to pin her down and have my way all night long

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UH YOU HAVE TO GO TO Yea Forums TO DISCUSS CELEBRITIES AMONGST THE PORN THREADS OKAY?

I'm searching the stream from today for it but can't find it. That's why I hate this trial, it's so long and I never know what to watch because there are no highlight videos posted.

youtube.com/watch?v=3Z23jY1Ae-c

She is a cheky brat, needs raep correction

I used to be for him. Its obv she lied but he also seems like a drunk angry druggie loser

I hope she shits this bro.

Were did his cute lawyer gf go?

Why is Heards lawyer being a dick and talking over Depp. I dont see how that will win the jury over

Agreed. Also checked.

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he clearly is. That's the thing, she spun it as he's a abusive wife beating asshole. He's not a pure man by any means, but she took it too far. They could have gone their separate ways, but no.

If the trial weren't relying on a jury I'd say it could go either way. The recordings make Johnny seem like a schizo who has been high out of his mind for most of the past decade and he probably doesn't remember what year it is, which is not helped by his slow incoherent rambling that could challenge Joe Biden. Meanwhile there is also substantial material that makes Amber seem like a deceitful cunt that has been hamming-up/dragging incidents out for years as a ploy to unhinge Johnny or paint him as abusive. They are both loonies, but it'll probably land in Johnny's favor because the jury cannot avoid social media related to this trial and everyone is rooting for him.

I agree.