F

>before vaccinations
>if you get covid, you have to self isolate until you feel better

>after vaccinations
>if you get covid, you have to self isolate until you feel better

What was the point of getting vaccinated then

I hope he dies

>encouraging people to get a life saving vaccine against a deadly virus is bad

Go fuck yourself, pal.

Stephen Colbert tests positive for COVID, says he's 'grateful to be vaxxed and boosted'

so you don't become hospitalized or die

Heh, the ratings might actually go up.

Who?

Should've got the jab, what a chud.

Good hope he dies

So you don't die?
Its been seen time and time again that those who haven't been vaccinated usually experience incredibly severe symptoms that land them in the hospital or worse

If you've been vaccinated, your case will likely be relatively mild. You may not even know you've caught anything or experience no symptoms at all.

Self isolating in either case limits the spread overall to help save retards who wont get the shot AND those that have had the shot.

but vaccines and mask wearing make you and your entire political party immune to diseases!!!!

Oooooooooooooooooh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Do the vaccine dance :)

IT'S FOR HECKIN GRANDMA

Good to know I've been combatting Covid for my entire life, by being an Agoraphobic, Creepy NEET shut-in
Thank you, Wuflu, for re-contextualizing my Disgusting Lifestyle as "Saving the Masses"!

99% survival rate btw

if he dies it'd be the first funny thing he did in years

>So,…

DUBS AND HE DIES OF “PREEXISTING CARDIAC ISSUES”

Dubs and he admits Trump was right

Tell that to the millions of people who have died and the millions more who have chronic respiratory conditions as a result of the virus, dickhead.

Untested.
Unjabbed.
Uncircumcised.

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Yes and? I also get a flu shot so I cut down the chances of getting it. Being sick in your twenties and thirties sucks because you have to go to work or else you can't pay your rent. It must be nice to still be in school or a NEET where you can be as sick as you want.

Unvaxxed, unboosted. No mask, no problem. If vivid is so dangerous, why hasn't anyone like me noticed? They don't even check temperatures at the MMA gym anymore.
Stop being a shill for big pharma and globalism. You can do better.

Colbert is dying from it lmao

Well, he should have gotten vaccinated. He made an entire song and dance number about how Vaccines protect you from getting Covid. So he is obviously lying, either the vaxx doesn't protect you ot he didn't get it himself despite saying he did. Either way he is a liar.

He's fucking dead. It's over.

V-vaxxbros?

To prove that youre obedient and willing to conform.

>dickhead
REDDIT ALERT

Even BEFORE the vaccine it had a 99.97% survival rate.

How good would it be if he actually died. No more Colbert, ever.

Piss off faggot

How many of those deaths were vacced?

>Jan 2020
>Racism would be worse than any virus, we can't discriminate against our heckin' chinkarinos

>Jan 2022
>Realize covid heresy roughly correlates with White dissidence
>Hang all covid heretics without trial

This

Late Show with David Letterman was a about a thousand times better than any of the shit Colbert has done...

I hope many more die you loser

But he tested negative for talent, integrity, and humor.

to make it so less people get ronies at any given time

kek

>not getting payed while sick
lol, americans keep losing

Kek

Wait, how did he get it??? He was a good boy that
>got the vaxx
>got the booster
>wore the mask

So either Colbert DIDN'T do these things while claiming he did...
Or doing all these things DOESN'T protect you from the virus...

Found the retard that thinks a therapeutic is a vaccine

>being an easily manipulated and gullible dipshit.

Lel

I will never get vaccinated
I will never give up my possessions
I will never eat the bugs
I will never drink the diarrhea water
I will never live in a pod

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I always thought the Colbert Report was funny, don't know what happened to him after that

He should've got vaxxed, fucking chud

because unlike you, he has a job that involves going outside and interacting with people

We're overpopulated, so I'm okay that I can't have kids anymore.

>le jew face
Just three more boosters goys!

>WHEN WE POKE YA
>WELL WE KNOW YOU'RE GONNA BE
>YOU'RE GONNA BE SAFE FROM COVID INFECTING YOU

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>gratuitous personal insult
kek seething koolaid drinker

If only he got the fourth shot...

you will also never have sex

what a pussy boy

Just two more boosters good boy! Then we’ll get you that Switch after your vasectomy!

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>another leftist projection
Do you really not get together with the neon haired losers and jerk each other off? Sounds like something leftists would do.

God I wish he would die. I'm so tired of propaganda passing for entertainment. kill them all in WoW.

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Why is poor Doreen bullied like that sisters ;_;

>le Colbert face

Because the vaccine prevents hospitalizations, makes you less sick and decreases your chances of spreading it, chud.

According to the WHO, 6 million people have died from covid, roughly 0.07% of the world population. Not exactly the plague.

That's barely scratching the surface of the tip of the iceberg of hypocrisy the Democrats have performed in public during Corona.
Shit's fucking indefensible. Remember how the virus apparently cares whether you love BLM OR not?

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Looks like someone that used to work at CNN+

6 million you say?

>this is what vaxcucks actually believe
Actually the data says otherwise. Go back.

it doesn’t decrease your chance of spreading it.

Better than getting vaxed trannie

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This is when normies figured out COVID wasn’t serious.

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You can tell the quality of the writing staff by how smoothly they can parody songs with their own lyrics. Try to sing along with this, you'll sound autistic trying to fit the words to the rhythm

They also fucked this part up
>we will shoot 500 vials and we will stick 500 more
>just to be the vax who shoots 500 vials
500 + 500 is 1,000, just like in the original song. "Just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles to fall down at your door"

What part of vacced, boostered and wearing a mask don't you get?
Even working a job, that's SUPPOSED to make you safe.
So are you admitting that doing all that STILL doesn't protect you?

Also I have an actual job. One I wasn't able to work from home at all and went in every day as usual through the whole pandemic. Never got ther virus.
What's your job, BTW? Too bad you can't get paid for dilating.

Never forget

Because I will never let them

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just two more weeks until all the vaxcattle die and only /pol/cels and niggers remain to inherit the world

Is that Jon Oliver?

>that
>encouraging people
They WANT the unvaxxed to stay that way so they have someone to blame. It's the only explanation aside from them just being completely brain-dead.

Covid? Never heard of it.
We have always been at war with Russia.

>deadly
for .01% of the population?

Its literally people who lick the boots of the Left Establishment Elites NWO vs people who don't

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I have seen little to zero evidence of it doing any of that.

It's not life saving and isn't a vaccine and the virus isn't deadly.

To make profits for the pharmaceutical industry

This. It's definitely when I did.
I bought into it, took it seriously, followed the rules, etc.
Then I watched Democrats turn and flip on a fucking dime in the course of a fucking day.
That was when I realized this shit was being used to scan us.

The only time I took it seriously was probably back in Jan when some mysterious virus was going on

Unironically I quickly put all my redpilled schizo braincells to work and figured out that it was a psyop

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I hate that even something like a virus pandemic has to be split along Right/Left political extremes. Western politics have gotten fucking terrible.

A country can't function when two halves of the population are so completely and fundamentally opposed about everything with no chance of compromise. The more diverse we get, the worse the problem is, as race is at the heart of a lot of it.

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trump is triple vaxxed