Why do women hate it so much?

They resent the freedom of the sea and the bonds of male friendship, they are baffled by the concept of duty and ambition. So they apply the hermeneutics of gay suspicion and call the movie boring.

They can't fathom being in the situation of any of the characters in this film

I'm watching this kino for the first time right now, just had to check in with my Yea Forums bros while the intro credits play

What movie is this?

>[Musica notturna delle strade di Madrid starts playing]

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Das Boot

The Perfect Storm

They don't.
Idiot.
My Mom has patrician taste, she owns every David Lean film. Even though she is a liberal boomer we always laugh at this highly accurate depiction of the jew.
So, talk to people, we are all different.

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Whats the movie called

Master & Commander.
Good stuff.
Always eat the small maggot.

Boats

lesser of two evils

Thank you

Women cannot comprehend the idea of suffering for something greater than them. They understand the concepts of honor, duty and dignity, they want to vote and participate in governments and acts that require those traits to back them, but when it really comes down to dying and suffering, a woman will almost always put a man between her and that cost.

A woman's brain works in such a way that it seeks constant security. So it often neglects suffering until it comes inevitable, and then they react in nonsensical, ineffective and brash ways when avoidance no longer becomes an option, and if there is no chance, they become submissive and allow themselves to be taken over.

But men will always be around to shelter women and protect them. Against all odds, a man will march with his brothers, kill and die for what matters to him.

That is why women cannot understand Master and Commander and why women's suffrage was the biggest mistake of western civilization.

Can't relate I suppose. One of my all time favorite movies, turned me into a boat man over night.

I finally saw this recently and it was great.
Kind of mad I missed out on the theater experience back when it came out.

>2 male characters care about each other?
>They must be… LE GAY
Why do women always do this?

Its just as cringeworthy when yurifags get off to seeimg 2 women being slightly friendly with eachother

>B-but whatabout
Shut the fuck up tranny, no one knows your faggot weeb terminology

Im agreeing with you and saying it no different from something I find just as stupid. Are you just american or retarded

They had some stuff in the Civil War called hard tack(?) it was like a cracker and they were always full of bugs.
Of course.

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Honour and duty mixed with an adventure is a myth perpetuated through idol worship.
IMAGINE a world with a Natalie Portman clone for every incel, that kind of feel good story is for women.
Curiously Tom Jane wasn't in this film

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Women don't hate it. Men who like it hate women. Very different.

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they don't
check imdb ratings, old women rate it the highest

>Honour and duty mixed with an adventure is a myth perpetuated through idol worship.
There wasn't much happening in the village back then, maybe a year on a ship surrounded by smelly feet and body crabs was appealing.

Do you not know that in the service one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?

They don't. It's rated pretty very well by men and well by women, there's just a large disparity between the sexes.

It's 7.5/10, not on the level of 12 angry men, taxi driver or the lighthouse but certainly more enjoyable than the highly formulized capeshit drivel or romance/mindless action movie #453728.

The lack of female characters makes it an enjoyable movie. I revise my ratings to 8/10 for no presence of female.

because like women themselves, that film is highly overrated and meant for mediocre minds

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There are two kinds of women

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I laugh my ass off every time I rewatch it or even think about the scene

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Liked the movie.
Found out fatman peddles empire nostalgia on the side.
Don't much care for it anymore.

Mailman

>Found out fatman peddles empire nostalgia on the side.
What?

Man wrote some befudded trite about how much he loves the british empire after stewing in his own feces and inhaling the fumes for too long.

t. irish

Something about boatkinos is beyond the understanding of women.

they can't understand being part of something bigger than themselves or concepts like respect in battle

>Why do women hate it so much?
those women exist only in your head

Lol I asked my Dad if he had seen the film after I watched it a few years ago and he informed me that he took me to see it when I was in 8.

why are you triggered?

Jannies might aswell sticky this thread, also lock the replies cause theyre the same every single time, will save the time and maybe anons will come up with a different (you) farming thread idea

only thirdies and roastoids don't appreciate boat kino, which are you?

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reread my reply green fatso

I'm not triggered. I simply thought it was incredibly pathetic to see a guy writing paeans to the wonder and the virtue instilled by a state of affairs that was long gone by the time he was born.
Why does that make you upset?

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you sound like an absolute faggot

LONDON

Get fucked anglogermcuck, the britisch empire hasn't been a thing since 1956, and what are you going to do about it? Get red in the face and complain on the inernet?

>Get fucked anglogermcuck, the britisch empire hasn't been a thing since 1956, and what are you going to do about it? Get red in the face and complain on the inernet?

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they get jealous of men calling boats "she"

ESSEX

Sounds like you're the one who's upset desu

unfortunately the british empire is dead to its core
nigel has had his balls taken and in return he got the Big Poz Load on friday evenins

>being this spiritually defective
The absolute state of HOLES

I found the book to boring to the point where I would read a page and have to read it again because it was so bland I didn't retain any of it, but I absolutely loved the movie.

Can you explain to me why you think British people are Asian? And don't give me that "anglogermcucks aren't european", just answer the question.

Women literally cannot empathize with human existence where you actually have to put dedication and muscle into something. Remember this. Women are comparable to a man who does nothing but work weak, soft jobs, sits at home, and consumes garbage food and garbage media. Imagine a weak man who has done nothing but enjoy comforts, and has zero social pressures upon him telling him to lift weights, work through pain, and sacrifice his happiness and health for something bigger than himself. They are like overgrown children, they are more inert than feminine men. Don't forget this.

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bc they're not gay men