>Suffering from cancer, astrophysicist and Thor’s ex-girlfriend, Jane Foster, visits New Asgard and her life is changed forever. Mysteriously, the broken pieces of Mjolnir, the hammer of the thunder god, transform her into the Mighty Thor and gift her the superpowers of Thor, to battle threats internal and external. Wielding Mjolnir herself, she becomes a godly protector and a new hero is born.
>With the help of Thor, Valkyrie, and the Guardians of the Galaxy, the Mighty Thor faces the powerful Gorr, the God Butcher. With divine powers himself, Gorr is driven to rid the universe of gods wherever he finds them. Battling cancer in her human form and Gorr in her godly form, Jane Foster is embroiled in an epic struggle with plenty of love and thunder.
Zeus should have been played by a black guy and should have been shown fucking 3 white girls with phat asd and blonde hair
Luis Martin
Is she going to fuck Valkyrie?
Eli Wright
Don't think I'm going to watch these things any more bros
Andrew Peterson
I want to ride Natalie Portmans engorged clit lol as a prank lmao
Jason Diaz
Is this movie even about Thor(male)? This plot seems to revole around Whor.
Zachary Lee
So is "Thor" supposed to be a title rather than a personal name in this setting? Seems kind of confusing. "Hi, I'm the ex-Thor, Thor. This is my ex-girlfriend, the Thor formerly known as Jane."
Anthony Anderson
I knew that stupid helmet/mask combo would look retarded, there's no point to it either because unlike comics Whor's identity isn't going to be a lame drawn-out mystery.
Dylan Campbell
I like Thor movies where Thor is a secondary or tertiary character.
Kevin Long
According to the director it's mostly about good ol dude Thor.
Ethan Hall
So Gorr is just knock-off Kratos?
Elijah Parker
from the trailer so far it seems so. Basically Thor needing to find himself. Looks good
Grayson Green
jewish and black vikings
Thomas Morris
They will probably make him soft lobo
Anthony Thomas
When you think Thor, you think "40 year old woman with cancer KICKING ASS, YAS QUEEN"
We want the "guys who hate sports but love women's soccer" demographics
Why would you go out in public wearing something that exposes your public hair?
Nathaniel King
It's basically both. There's Thor Odison and then anyone who wield Mjolnir is just called Thor.
Alexander Reed
Yes, some 90 pound jewish woman is the nose God of thunder.
Ethan Smith
Thank god. These movies should be about Thor, not women. One less one in the future is fine.
Xavier Gray
oh no no hershlagbros??
Gabriel Robinson
Remember when one had to be worthy to weld it?
Now I guess you just have to be a cunt.
Jaxson Perry
I have never read comics but are there many fans of Thor? He is boring marvel Superman why did they create female version of him? Did anyone ask for it?
When will Hollywood acknowledge realistic nose god physiques?
Robert Gutierrez
Wouldn't it make more sense for her to use her knowledge of Asgard to work out how to reasseble Mjolnir and that being how she gains its power, not that it just magically happens for plot convenience?
Thomas Mitchell
Working for things and having to prove oneself to be worthy is literally white supremacy patriarchy etc etc
Thomas Carter
Blame Odin for his confusing spell.
Jackson Flores
I think valkyrie is going to be busy in UN diplomatic sessions to have her recognized as member state.
Caleb Flores
He's more like Marvel Wonder Woman in that he deals with mythology you might've heard about and he has a hammer, she has a lasso. And yeah, nobody liked serious Thor so they turned him into a stupid manchild in the MCU to make him relatable for millenials.
Zachary Green
>transform her into the mighty Thor
That's not how it works.... Thor IS Thor. It's his fucking name. Picking up the hammer just bestows you with the hammer's powers, provided you're deemed worthy. Besides, they already made it clear in the MCU that the hammer isn't what gives Thor his powers, he has powers because he's the god of thunder. None of that really matters though, because there's no way in fucking hell this cunt is worthy to lift the hammer, let alone magically reform it with out the help of the dwarves.
Chase Rivera
Sure that's basically what the original comics were. Dude is going about life, finds mjolnir and turns into Thor. Even in the MCU movie the enhancement Odin says that anyone worthy who holds the hammer shall possess the power of Thor. Both Vision and Captain America technically could've possessed the power of Thor.
Carson Carter
Captain America actually did, he summoned lightning and everything.
Blake Nelson
When characters get old and stale their comics sales dwindle. Usually they'll use various gimmicks to help them, one of which is a different character picking up the mantle temporarily. They've done that with Thor a couple of times, most recently having Jane pick up the hammer. It actually improved sales for a while, but eventually they went back down and Odinson came back full-time.
Joseph Allen
Oh yeah that sick mjolnjr combo he did on Thanos has lightning in it.
Easton Nguyen
>bestows you with the hammer's powers "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor."
>None of that really matters though, because there's no way in fucking hell this cunt is worthy to lift the hammer Wtf are you talking about? How could the woman who couldn't even handle being the supportive girlfriend of the noble and virtuous Thor not be worthy of herself becoming Token Thor? I think you're a fucking retard or something, it's like you thought about this logically.
Angel Hernandez
Even Thor wasn't worthy to be Thor until the end of Thor.
Logan Harris
They do when shes on Thor form, but her cancer kicked harder every time she depowered, at least on the comic.
Xavier Cook
>if HE So Jane is confirmed transman now?
Jaxson Hughes
>>Suffering from cancer, astrophysicist and Thor’s ex-girlfriend, Jane Foster, visits New Asgard and her life is changed forever. Mysteriously, the broken pieces of Mjolnir, the hammer of the thunder god, transform her into the Mighty Thor and gift her the superpowers of Thor, to battle threats internal and external. Wielding Mjolnir herself, she becomes a godly protector and a new hero is born. Okay...but how and why? Because she has cancer and met Thor once?
Are they not even trying with this feminist bullshit anymore? Do women actually like this?
>Okay...but how and why? Because she has cancer and met Thor once? Because movie.
Why do you retards think your personal inability to suspend disbelief in a goofy comic book movie is somehow a plothole or the movie's fault?
Christopher Sanchez
>why do you people think the movie having shitty writing is the movie's fault There are plenty of comic book movies that aren't this retarded
Easton Diaz
>Do women actually like this? Women don't read comics. This was made for soicucks.
Gabriel Johnson
>Jane in the comic >Refuses any kind of magic/ET healing >Stands proud as a human of Earth no matter what
>Jane in the movie >... It's all so tiresome. The God Butcher comic is pretty good too, there were three Thors from three different timelines, and there were even old!Thor's nieces for YASS QWEEN SLAY representation.
We really can't have one (1) decent Thor movie, can we,
I think the point is that you see the movie and find out details like these.
Evan Ortiz
>Jane magically puts Mjolnir back together >a mighty lightning blast descends from the sky onto her >zoom in on the hammer >lightning etches 2 letters in Uru metal, on either side of "HE" >a T and a Y Patriarchy status: destroyed.
Dylan Hernandez
Asgard doesn't exist, and the pieces of the hammer went with it, when Hela wrecked the joint.
How she'd be able to re-asemble the hammer is something not worth discussing, because it's pure autism.
There is no way to make this reasonable, though. >hehe I became Thor 2 and I do what you do And we all know the reasoning for this will be "love" and how close they are to each other
Samuel Richardson
Hela was given the hammer before Thor. A woman has wielded it, but she wasn't called Thor when she had it. Feige is retconning the retcons from the comics. Typical MCU.
Owen Miller
Standards are a bit higher for cinema than for your shitty comic books for kids to be fair.
Alexander Richardson
I dont think bringing up the dumb 1970s comicbook horse superhero makes your point
Kevin James
You're forgetting that the enchantment was only put on it in the first movie.
Jaxson Collins
I have a question. Will she be good at combat? Thor has been in battle for years. Jane foster is a scientist who hasn't had battle experience, so I don't know what she's capable of.
Anthony Flores
What about Beta Ray Bill.
Brody Young
10 movies too late
Nathaniel Morris
I haven't forgotten that at all, it's irrelevant. Marvel's MCU states that Opin made it, used it, gave it Helya, took it back when he imprisoned her, and then gave it to Thor to help him focus his powers, not give him his powers. It's their lore that the hammer doesn't make Thor a god, he was born a god, and doesn't need the hammer to use his powers. Helya and Odin were also gods.
Jane is a human being. Her getting the hammer wouldn't make her a god, but I suspect that's what the title is - Thor is the God Of Thunder, and Jane is going to be the Goddess of Love.
Isaac Rivera
hammer was destroyed on Earth
Dylan Fisher
Kek, sounds like *Sigh* Somehow, the broken pieces of Mjolnir, the hammer of the thunder god, transform her into the Mighty Thor and gift her the superpowers of Thor, to battle threats internal and external
Josiah Scott
I quit on marvel after endgame and they replaced feige with that turbo feminist lesbian who openly admitted she wanted more diverse women in front of the camera and behind the camera. I jokingly told my friends get ready for the next avengers movie to be girl thor and her tranny lesbian friends and welp here we are
Ethan Hall
Still make more sense than "Somehow... Mjolnir returned"
Ryder Allen
Post more Hershlag pls
Josiah Turner
She's a woman so everything magically works out because she's a woman and stop mansplaining you racist
Levi Robinson
Women don't watch these. It's for the proud stepdad types who were raised by single moms
Parker Thomas
>wide panning shot of hammer planet >hammer troopers patrolling the streets >mjolnir lays on throne, cackling with lightning shooting out from it into the sky , summoning a fleet of hammer ships that burst from the ground
Owen Smith
>Thor and Mighty Thor face off against...Gorr Bravo Nolan
Andrew Miller
Will they ever give my nibba justice?
He was in lady thor comic so.. is he going to be in this?
