Depp v Heard

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>Happy pills
I take them too. Very based Johnny.

Janny please fuck off already

Why do the threads keep getting deleted...???!!!

they were question marks not exclamation marks

Look at her ugly pig face, so gross. I always think of it as like a "pig demon".

Janny is a Heardsimp

happy pills eh?

Getting a crash course in how celebrities buy drugs.

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Mr. Janny, I motion for this thread to be pruned from the catalog as it points Ms. Heard in a slanderous light.

stop linking that shitty scam channel

Can someone bring me up to speed
I've heard Johnny has been looking based basically just a cheeky lad who likes doing drugs but if you have specifics I'd appreciate it

both are at fault

i was wondering how long it would take for them to mention his friendship with Marilyn Manson

let us have one thread you unpaid pieces of trash

so the point of this faggot lawyer is to prove that drug addiction made him violent?

>mr Depp you do drugs
>yes
wow

Who cares. It's a good stream, retard.

How do they have all these emails and private messages from him?

who is master b?

Team Mort, fuck jannies

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happy pills for happy friends

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That's essentially it. He obviously partied like a rockstar, which became a difficult addiction for him. There is no relevance beyond that in itself. Depp has just shrugged and admitted to this but isn't giving the lawyer an opening to try to interpret it in a way implying anything more, which is obviously a reach.

>happy pills
LMAO what a loser fr

there's no such thing as privacy anymore

We need more Manson tie ins

In trying to associate him with a crazy hellraiser it will reveal Johnny and Manson being wholesome super best bros and vindicate him even more

have fun having threads deleted because you just have to market your stream here for few extra bucks

wHY KEEPS HAPPENING TO THREDS

for me its the Elton John tie ins

I can save her

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Johnny’s been getting assblasted. Keeps picking dumb semantic fights with the lawyer
>so you were drunk on this flight
>no?????
>didn’t you drink alcohol?
>well, I had some champagne and a bunch of drugs. I wouldn’t say I was drunk
>ok…
He’s looking like a schizo to the jury for sure. Just answer the questions

>Xirs and gentlepersons, we got him!

>who is master b?
one of johnny depp's dozens of personal assistants

god imagine making 50k a year to hook up weed for johnny depp

Why she gotten so bloated?

schizos are sympathetic, everyone has le mental illness these days

angry janny faggot

>johnny's pov

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But you didn't and now you get nothing

He's a druggy. His spectrum of fucked up is more nuanced than the common man.

Her last glimmers of youth and joy and hope are literally seeping out of her body in real time.

She's 35
Hitting THE WALL at close to MACH SPEED

I missed the last half hour. Anything interesting happen?

>johnny's pov

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>Mort 2 didnt happen because Amber Heard ate the script

kek

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She just needs more souls is all. I will happily lay down at the altar so she can cut out my heart and consume it, I'll do ANYTHING

they should allow this gif to be entered into evidence of ambers violent personality

The point is that some things aren't just black and white / yes or no matters, especially as the lawyer is trying to frame them. You obviously are biased though so no point in arguing with you

I don’t care what a bunch of white privileged """actors""" do with their time.

Sure you don't, big boy.

Depp is so fucked.
He can't win against a femoid in the year of our lord 2022.

imagine missing out on this certified courtkino because you're a smug redditor

>Amber asked me to get her mdma
>So once again Miss Heard's at fault for these texts...
Christ. He's like a butthurt kid

KEK big fuck up there mister lawyer man

>take photos of your weed stash
>pour gelato on your balls while you sleep
>drop a dookie in your bed
She’s a real charmer.

suck on me dick shaft

ITS OVER DEPP BROS

M*n are fckin pathetic

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>Depp is so fucked.
>He can't win against a femoid in the year of our lord 2022.
he's fucked because he hired a woman attorney and she's just as worthless and incompetent as can be believed

johnny is 100% pureblood native American

Why is Heard's side literally all women?

Rotterborn: NOOOO STOP MENTIONING SHE ASKED YOU TO GET MDMA STOOOOOP LET ME JUST READ THE TEXTS THAT MAKE YOU SOUND BAD AND SKIP OVER THAT ONE YOU SAID "I SEND YOU LOVE" OK????????

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kill women

>need more white stuff and the E business
Nobody will ever crack this iron tight code.

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He had a glass of wine and opiates. He was high dumbass. Not drunk.

uhhhh wtf objection

why is testimony from another case and court and country and continent allowed??

my best friend ryan dunn died in a car accident. that was 4 years ago. just want to say i stand with johnny

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this is LIBEL. Amber never punched him!

I NEED THE WHITE STUFF BROTHA MAN

This lawyer is amazing at putting everyone to sleep, good lord in heaven

fuck off back to crystal cafe or i will be compelled to bitch slap you with my pimp hand

nearly 6 fucking hours in, and he hasn't made a single point .. lol

Maybe. The yuro cuck courts sided with the daily mail's claims that amber heard made so we can never count on them.

>amber chops his finger off beats him up and shits on his pillow and causes him to lose millions
>he sends shitty texts to her

how is this not over, its not illegal to send cheeky texts

Are these whores here to support Amber or Depp?

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This lawyer looks like a clown

Australia is 12 hours different or something like that correct?

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>Legitmate 10/10 in his youth
>Good actor (when he actually tried)
>The face of one of the biggest Hollywood blockbuster franchises ever
>Generally just seems like a nice guy lots of people liked.

And yet he still suffered from self-esteem issues and substance abuse problems, are some people just destined to be broken inside to matter what?

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Dude Depp said he wasn't drunk and Heard's team showed his own texts plus audio recordings of him out of his mind on booze and pills. It ain't the best look for Depp, not saying it loses the case but it ain't great.

It's you that should be on trial

trans fem user and i'm with depp

Did Depp employ based Nelson?

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>tranime reaction gif

Fuck off

He's just like me

Of course. This lawyer has nothing. He's just piling this on to make it looks like he has something. Anything.

who THE FUCK is that bitch in lime green in the stands. bringing that much smoke to a court session is not cool.

right now in Sydney its 4:44am 22/04

he’s insanely jewy and annoying

kek i would assume theyre there to throw their panties at depp but theyre sitting on ambers side

They are there to defend Amber. There was a interview outside the courtside and they said Depp is gaslighting the public and Amber is the victim here.

For me it's the green girl

>complaining about anime on an Australian shit-painting website

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More whitey
based

He's a real human bean

>cheeky

It was your shitty court system that ruled against him in the first place when the daily mail of all things was involved.

How would he save Johnny?

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yeap, kino

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why are they all wearing ugly glasses and looking bitchy

give him more whitey

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What does that have to do with anything, remembering every single time when you were drunk ever, or whether having been drunk sometimes matters?

This is bullshit moralistic intimations made because Heard has nothing. "Drugs are BAD". Never mind she did drugs all the time too.

objection: heresay speculation

his mother was a narcissistic abusive cunt.

Depp is sailing through this case, no doubt they will still go soft on the devil witch though because vagina. I hope they don’t though because domestic abuse is ignored too often when a man is the victim.

>audio recordings of him out of his mind on booze and pills

They clearly were playing clips of him detoxing you fucking moron.

i'd honestly find heard guilty just from these 6 hours alone...

>your honor, my client did NOT attack amber heard in a physical manner. he DID send those texts but who wouldnt, i mean, she DEFECATED on his mattress. i believe mr depp showed restraint, more than i would hehe

This lawyer is only annoying and looking scummy and dishonest to the public btw

This isn't the Reagan 80s. Nobody cares if Depp got high.

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Plant cocaine in Amber's handbag and dramatically pull it out in front of the court to demonstrate how she's the real druggy.

>australian

Kek you fucking wish faggot. It's not Yea Forums.au

How does it feel when you mix MDMA and cocaine?
I'm familiar with MDMA but we don't do cocaine here in Russia.

>where exactly were your hands 7 years ago Mr Depp

based Earth Rocker

>What does that have to do with anything,

Because he testified under oath to one thing and there's evidence that says something else. Get a grip dude.

He talks like a retard and his shits all fucked up. Still love you Johnny :)

Guys, im living VICARIOULSY though everything presented in this case. I literally feel im part of Mr Depp's and Mrs. Heard's life at this point.

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Hol up. VH, is that you? When's the next video coming? Or is that just from one of his older videos?

It's a joke about the trial m8.

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>to the public

No one cares what you think. It's a court case.