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"oh my gosh a shirtless boy! and he's so ripped! how awkward..."

>5'3 and 130lbs
>ripped

Lol.

This fetishization of cute white boys in marvel movies must stop

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post your tummy

Sex would happen almost immediately.

Not him, but you can't be serious... right? You can be short, ripped and weigh nothing. Muscle weighs less than fat by like 20%.

He wasn't even naked

you're telling me that between 1g of fat and 1g of Muscle, fat is heaver?

That's what I hate about these sexless capeshit movies. They have hints of sexuality but never commit. It's very gay.

>Muscle weighs less than fat by like 20%.

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You realize that's backwards right? Muscle weighs more than fat.

I bet you're fat

Normal people are bad at pretending to be losers.

Yes. This isn’t a difficult concept tardo.

You think these two fucked in RL?

lol

>le disapproving strong woman zendaya face

she wasn't impressed by his size face

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I'm an overweight fuck myself but you're retarded nevertheless. It means 1g of muscle takes up less volume than 1g of fat.

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in real life she would start adjusting her hair back if you know what I mean

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considering they've been dating for some time I would almost certainly think so

>DAMN THIS WHITE BOY IS SEXY!

wait, tom holland isn't gay?

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no idea m8

Thanks for the insight, Satan

I know on the left is Zendaya but she looks 100% like Isabela Moner here.

you just outted yourself as a virgin

based faceblind and also regular blind bro

I just fapped to Jeni Angel this morning. She, a random half black pornstar, is way more cute and attractive than Zendaya.

Not gay, but he looks kinda hot.
No homo btw

i'd rather have insecurities bc of my height and meet a cute girl still because I'm still handsome and lean instead of pump-and-dumping thots for 3 years because I first lose my hair and then mind

>masturbating to porn

gay as fuck

damn, the manlet guy looks pretty awfull... his tits look weird as fuck

the tall guy went insane and he literally ate his own poo poo

you already type like a schizo

>oooh he kinda cute tho

atleast the manlet didn't go insane

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That’s how it always is. Worse, even. Random girls you see on the street are hotter than 99% of the girls in Hollywood

what the fuck, story?

What?

>all for some 5/10 goblina
This is why women have inappropriately elevated standards for what they think they deserve

This, but it's also men's fault. """"""""""chads""""""""""" have no standards and will literally fuck anything that moves.

roids + balding + he felt like a manwhore

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lmao

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>poor little white boy 7

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LOL

He reminds me of those stupid "I'm literally going insane" cat webms

The chad on the right still has his hair. The most important muscle

cultural apropiation. That's the white peoples face

She's considered Aryan in America.

>AAAAAAH TOO MUCH SEX

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This is literally all you need to impress girls yet delusional gymcels are actually injecting themselves with steroids in hopes that it will make a woman look in their direction, lul

I love the dynamic between him and Downey jr, he was trying to be on the same level and he shut him down pretty fast

This. In fact, just not being fat is enough to get females. If you can't, then you're probably
1) too poor
2) your face is beyond salvation
3) mentally ill

How true is this?
Would women really rather date a manlet with hair over a buff tall bald dude?

>166886057
yeah, that's what I'm trying to say. I would rather be a manlet than be that guy.

english is not my first language but I can communicate just fine, how many languages to you speak, amerineet?

As a short balding dude, my experience has been that height counts for a lot more than hair, especially as you get older and date older and most men have less hair.

Also, wearing caps is way more socially acceptable than wearing platform shoes.