Says he's going to kill a rich orphan in Gotham

He's the World's greatest Detective

Clue says DRIVE which causes them to investigate cars where they find a thumb drive with a thumb attached the fingerprint of which they need to unlock the thumb drive.

Whoever wrote this movie is about 30 IQ points dumber than they think they are.

Batman gets completely outsmarted by Riddler during the whole movie, and fails to stop him from killing any of his victims or flooding the city. If Riddler didn't give himself up, Batman would never have caught him.

That part where he asks if Penguin is el rata alada and Riddle replies with "Interesting" made me kek in retrospect. He was probably thinking Batman is a fucking retard.

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>I drive

Actually that clue wasn't to tell him he was going to kill Wayne, it was telling him to go to the old orphanage that burned down. The riddle wasn't talking about Bruce being an orphan, it was talking about Riddler being an orphan

adam west batman is kino

I personally liked how the drive automatically uploaded its content to the internet from Gordon's laptop, even though there was probably no wifi in the fucking garage, and even if there was, why would Gordon's laptop be connected to the Mayor's prive wifi network?

i shit you not if you watch it further on zoomerific batman says:
>when you @ me with the flood light - it's more than a call out for help, it's a warning, for bad guys to fear.

did his alfred butler also teach him how to be mega smart or something? I know that he taught him how to fight like a superpowered mutant

The riddles were ridiculously simple, though.

rataalada.com/

Tbf the batman character was based on Kurt Cobain and I wouldn't expect him to be great at crime fighting. I give it two thumbs up for the partial success of me wanting to blow my brains out after 3h suffering.

it was prolly on 4g

kek it reminded me of when someone would present research to the class and be completely wrong and that's all the instructor can say at the time lel

>that carpet removal thingy
>simple

so a guy was killed by carpeting tool so it must mean that there is a hidden map under riddlers matress? lmao

The mattress? It was under his rug, on his wooden floor. Batman saw a wooden floor and carpenter's tool and put 2 and 2 together. I mean honestly, the cops would have tore the place apart looking for shit, it should have been discovered hours ago.

Screenwriters are apparently free to come up with *cool ideas* and never consult a subject matter expert to refine those ideas.

>If you are justice do not lie. What is the price of your blind eye?
Iustitia is already blind lol.

Cop: It's a tucker
Batman: Tucker?
Gordon: Tucker...Carlson?
Batman: Oh my god.

lmao
its straight outta adam west riddler episodes where they try to solve some shitty riddle he left on a piece of paper

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Honestly Batman is kind of a brainlet for most of this film. Keep in mind that Keaton and Bale portrayed early years Batman much more accurately

this movie had so much artificial slow motion it was insane

could have been half the length with the same amount of dialogue and action if it didnt waste so much fucking time with all the really slow walking, talking, and staring

truly a fucking absolute mess of a film. almost put me to sleep and i woke up just before putting it on.

What's with the editing? There's so many weirdly lingering shots. They probably could have shaved a good 10 minutes off the runtime by closing these shots more tightly. Not necessarily as extreme as TDKR, but still.

>What's with the editing?
There's like three scenes that feel like the end imo. Him rescuing people from the rubble, Arkham scene and then the Catwoman bike goodbye which was a reshoot.

>Catwoman bike goodbye which was a reshoot.
This is one of those scenes that should have been 1/4 as long as it was

false ends are like encores, only done so people don't ask for a refund on their way out.

Times you acted like the riddler
>sit on my porch listening to a 10 hour loop of Ave Maria through my airpods while watching niggers walk by

I lost it at U R L rata alada

>you are el
>U R L
I'm in

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That was a ridiculous one, but not as ridiculous as Penguin knowing Spanish better than Batman, who is supposed to be a super genius, who travelled the world in his youth.

this scene was the most y2k scene in the last 10 years, maybe 15

what said.
Cops and detective laptops are almost always on cell network, not wifi.

They really made everyone fucking retarded in this movie. Batman, The Riddler, Gordon, The Mayor, Falcone, The Nigger Mayor, Catwoman, literally everyone is a fucking retard.

The riddler being a discord admin was the most hilarious thing in a recent capeshit movie
youtube.com/watch?v=H1AxUe7bzlM

>be worlds greatest detective
>Stand in front of the bloke with a bomb that's got seconds left until detonation

>Police don't remove his mask

his
>hey guys... thanks for the upvotes
video was legitimately funny and I don't know why they did it
like how am I supposed to take this literal autist twitch streamer seriously

EL is used rather than the proper LA as a signal that the riddle is a UR EL. I forgot which words were used to sound out the U and the R.

I mean, I like the concept of the riddler being on the internet, it makes sense with the whole incel vibe, but yeah it's funny

it makes sense but it was just the tonal whiplash taking me out of the movie constantly
like batman using a flight suit and then committing suicide via parachute
is it supposed to be that fucking goofy? why not just use the flying cape shit instead

It's capeshit bro, turn off your brain

yeah but it was trying to be gloomy and serious
I wanted to meet it halfway but it kept nudging me and giggling so I just couldn't

the gliding cape of Burton/Nolan is scifi tech and that's not how wingsuits actually work

The Batman is trying to be even more "realistic" and is showing an inexperienced Batman, so his equivalent of the cape glider is a one-time use emergency escape wingsuit that still needs a parachute to not die when he hits the ground, and he eats shit when he tries to use it

yeah but he would certainly be dead if he did what he did in that instance
you can't just say 'it's more realistic!' and then have him do something that would result in his death and say 'lol its just capeshit bro he was wearing armor'

Yeah I know, but even Batman being a big fucking emo with Alfred was too damn funny. It's part of the charm I would say

The streaking mascara after a long Nirvana song that leads directly into 'You're not my real dad!' was just
again, the tonal whiplash, I was laughing and I felt like I wasn't supposed to be

Kek I'm laughing just thinking about it again

>go to the page
>pic related

Clever girl.

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>Sea.....
>C for Catwoman!
honestly kino

I legit think Gotham only lets in people who have severe brain damage (ie americans)

For a movie that wasn't supposed to be funny, I laughed a lot.

Why didn't they remove his costume?

>only thinks about people about whom his entire identity is not being
>anyone else is brain damaged

Movie was supposed to be funny, unlike Nolan's boring edgelord shitflicks

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