So did they just happened to carry lube with them or what?

stimulate the prostate and the spincter rings with a finger and most men will self lubricate.

>t.faggot

Imagine the smell of shit in their tent all night

how do they wash their dicks afterwards? fresh from a nearby stream? sounds bad for the little fishies

bruh we puttin dicks where poop comes out. we are way past the point of worrying about bacteria

Suck it clean

This. All you need is one little spill of shit and they will be unable to sleep because of the smell.

Im pretty sure no one had anal sex before the invention of enema kits.
Like sex is great, feces and bleeding anus that has feces going straight into the bloodstream isnt, and dick smelling like shit is also kinda bad.

>is that something traditionally masculine?
>we need to make it le gay!
Why is hollywood like this?

Why do movies do this? Act like you can ass fuck somebody in the spare of the moment without preparing for it?

It's a movie trying to promote homosexuality and make it look good, therefore it's not a movie about real homosexuality. Further proof of that is that a man cannot love another man as he can love a woman, the responsibility aspect and loyalty aspect is out of the window, and before any of you fags ask for "proof", just look at the aids epidemic, it only took them 10 years of being "free" to unleash a violent plague onto the world, poisoning each others isn't love, it's violence. They are narcissists that seek to satisfy their own addiction and like any addict they'll justify it by any means.

It doesn’t, just as it doesn’t do anything from kissing

They did. All you need is water and a finger, maybe a showerhead and shower gel if you're civilized.
>blood
Slowly stretch it, use spit and don't go apeshit.

Thank you for calling it the prostate and not the male g spot like a fucking flaming faggot you somewhat decent faggot

Moss

>self lubricates
That's not lubricate

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because they're movies made for straight people that don't know anything about gays. gays don't actually do 90% of the shit in this movie, it's just a feel-good movie for the straights to pat themselves on the back for watching.

The whole point about aids being the gay virus is because of the virus was able to access the body trough ruptured bowels.

Having had a prostate exam last month I can safely say that isnt true and you are gross homos.

OK groomer

Jews

Sounds like grooming, was it made by Disney?

Anal sex is a meme that makes people think gay sex is somehow analogous to straight sex.

Maybe they fucked each other's thighs. That's how I would do it. Anal sex is degenerate.

Must suck to be gay, overly promiscuous and too retarded to use rubber at the same time, then.

spit is natures lube

Educational thread
Bump

truly a tripfag

>lube
not everyone is circumcised, mutt

nah it's just a fantasy. Fags are envious of straight people's ability to fuck whenever and wherever without needing tissues to stop the anal bleeding every time.

>sticks dick into a literal shithole
>worries about mouth bacteria

yes the anus does lubricate itself but only when youre ready to pass a stool....

do you constantly have hemorrhoids or something?

My two friends wore cowboy hats to the theater to watch this. Then they found out it was a gay cowboy movie.

Men are built for men, simple as. Imagine being so damn gay that you are attracted to women.

no I'm not gay

I hate this movie so much it's unreal.

this, imagine kissing a women in the same mouth she sucks dick

I literally bought poppers on the internet so I could fuck my wifes ass. Anal takes work. You need lube and a fucking muscle relaxing sex drug. I have no idea how pornstars do it. I came in her butt one time and I'm over it, vaginal sex feels better.

natural bussy juice is the best lubricant

of course you can't go from ass virgin to ass slut in 5 minutes.
it takes some practice, but after a while you would be able to take a large cock in a breeze.

Are people unaware men can have sex without anal? Google frotting.

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always make sure your man comes home preloaded

>has another man tickle his butthole for an "exam"
>calls other people gay

Couldn't they just ride their horses out of the theater then?

Fags will literally use their own liquid shit to lubricate their assholes for their degenerate sex

>I literally bought poppers on the internet so I could fuck my wifes ass.
Ha, look at this loser with the big cock

Can't believe it's legal to teach this shit to first graders in most of the "Western world" except for Florida. I'm over 30 and I am super disgusted right now.

>It's a movie trying to promote homosexuality and make it look good

You have no idea what you're talking about, the movie is definitely not an endorsement of homosexuality. In fact it makes it seem pretty miserable.

>lets another man finger his ass
hah, this nigga gay!

Yeah, only because of those damn homophones!

this is the most vomit inducing thread i read on this board, scat pictures spammed here were less disgusting

straights
>fucking disgusting faggots fucking each other in the ass
also straights
>WOW I WANT TO FUCK HER ASSHOLE AND RIM IT TOO!

>if I pretend it doesn't exist it'll go away
This is the state of Amerifat conservatards.

Painful shitty love is real love

You sound like a buck that needs to be broken, post-haste!