Look out, he's cool but rude and he's headed this way!
Look out, he's cool but rude and he's headed this way!
COWABUNGA DUDE
TEENAGE MUTANT HERO TURTLES
the first film is so fuckin kino, its fuckin stupid that they were able to make such a good film out of such a retarded premise.
second one is way better
bait
Get THE FUCK out my Turtle thread, Euro.
it's not. TMNT shouldnt be serious. It's a fucking retarded premise. Teenage turtles who know karate. Make it silly. Nobody wants a dark twist
Definitely bait
>I need my turtles kid's product to be gritty and serious
RETARD ALERT
>the lectures from splinter
>the scene where their hideout is trashed and splinter is missing
>the scene where he recovers in the bath
>the rooftop scene, asking "Where's Splinter?"
Raphael as a character was really put on the spot in this film.
terrible trolling
Having the first film focus on Raphael was such a smart thing to do. He's the most emotive of the turtles, the one that has the hardest time understanding himself and his feelings, and while he may not be funny like Michelangelo or into science like Donatello or wear their favorite color like Leonardo, he's the one kids, teens and even adults will relate too on a more meta-level. They've all been in Raphael's shoes at one point or another, and he's an avatar for them in this film whether they realize it or not.
the product itself was a gritty and serious spoof of the gritty serious comics of Frank Miller
fuckin retard.
>the comic is a parody
fucking grow up, faggot. It's kid shit
Sorry, I like the stoned, surfer, turtle better
this picture fucking radiates soul at a dangerous level
second one was trash because it appealed to soccer moms complaining the first one was “too scary”
The comic was a goofy parody taking the piss on other dark crime-thriller/martial arts series, especially Daredevil. It only really became kid-friendly (and much more popular) when it became a cartoon.
what a fucking based post. It’s incredible that a 30 year old movie about giant mutated muppet costumes has a better understanding of the human condition that anything to come out in the last 15 years
Why did older films have such good cinematography? The lighting in this was really well done. I guess it’s easier to do cgi in “flat” lighting (or whatever you call it)
I’ve noticed newer films have awful set designs, in TMNT it looked like places people would really live in.
Now most films look like William Sonoma catalogs
>He's the most emotive of the turtles
you forget that him being the angry one is something original to the movie
Raphael is wise-cracking Carlos in the kids show.
And the comics, at least the early originals, the turtles don't really differ that much in personality, outside of them having different weapons and certain quips
>Raph, dealing with constant anger issues, is counseled by Splinter that anger clouds the mind and turned inward is an unconquerable enemy
>Every time anyone tries to fight in a blind rage they get their ass kicked
>Shredder effortlessly beats the turtles with methodical fighting
>Taunts Leo into charging him who immediately gets flipped into a kill position
>Finally Shredder himself falls victim to anger when he realizes who Splinter is and charges at him in a rage, and instantly gets countered and dumped over the roof
Inb4 he says something about kid shit again because he's got one post
>turtles that fight appeal more to kids than adults
yea no shit. It works as a kid's show/movies. The dark grittiness appeals only to retards
Today that pic would be some asshole in a black bodysuit with a million electrodes acting in front of a green screen
Splinter being a human turned into a rat >>splinter being a pet rat that knows karate
God dammit this movie is too good for what it is
Kids like dark and gritty
>mentions thing about appealing to kids
>the response should ignore that
Some brain you got
Give him a break!
Third one is the peak kino
actually it's quite terrible
HEROES IN A HALFSHELL
TURTLE POWER
>krang never shows up in any of the live action movies
:(
>Now I will finish what I started with your EAR!
He was in the second movie of the newer reboot
It’s actually shit but it’s pretty quotable
>kappa? Cappuccino? Nah makes me hyper
>no gahbage, no beeh cans, just….warter
I wonder if Shredder might have taken off more than an ear if he'd had a mirror in the room to see what the rat did to his face
Henson and his crew were masters
kids like cool, funny, action, and fighting.
It depends on the age range really. When I was 12 I loved gritty and edgy shit but when I was 8 I liked the goofy jokey light hearted stuff
Oh
I watched the first one and it was rather awful
Kids like things that they think is mature because then it means they are mature for liking it
That does look good for a puppet. But it still looks like a fuckin puppet so it's shit.
The second one is unironically better. Give it a chance
you're right, kids love brooding
terrible bait
hey it's a lamer.
>brooding
If I’m not mistaken I believe we were discussing grim and gritty.
Nice visuals. Somehow makes a fucking sewer look kino.
>I believe we were discussing grim and gritty
are you a punker user? Ah I hate punkers…
kek
Mother of fuck, I would hollow out Tigger-perm w my penis.