Why did RLM move its article of incorporation from Wisconsin to Cayman Islands in February 2022...

we’ve known for a while that RLM is collapsing. ever wonder why they only watch stuff on streaming and never in theatres now? because they can’t stand eachother and want minimal contact only in “work” or “office” hours. they have to watch shit separately and it’s difficult for them to find the motivation to even speak to one another

They called Saul

Additionally, Netflix has agreed to remake Spacecop with a 10 million budget.
Mike will direct and make a cameo.
The character of Space Cop will be played by black woman

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had my monthly rocket league match with jack last night (perks of being a patron), I tried to ask him about the rumours, he obviously said he couldn't say anything but he thought the audience was going to like the new members that are set to replace Mike

What does Jack have to do with Red Letter Media at this point?

Mike "White Future Bright Future" Stoklasa strikes again.

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He’s their brand ambassador still

I didn’t know Wisconsin had a no singles policy

you're half right, it's more of a "requel", they do want Rich's Space Cop to appear but he'll probably die at the end of the first act

Why hasn't Mike or Jay responded to my latest letters? I hand delivered them to their legal domiciles.
The silence is deafening.

the black woman is Rich Evans

It will be called "Space Cops", as an homage to Aliens, and Predators.

I would love to believe anything you just said if you had a source for it

Who was the guy that got tricked into driving to Wisconsin thinking RLM wanted to hang out with him

Any guesses on who the celebrity guest is on the upcoming Best of the Worst?

I heard Rich talking about that in a prerec stream but I have no clue which one was

It was me :(

my sister finally got her "Lightning Fast VCR repair" t-shirt

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ah sweet a RLM schizo thread

Is this the infamous rehab incident?

>You're so beautiful, user! Are you ready for us to finally tie the knot?

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>thank you for coming with me and my family to the beach user, I had a great time. You know, you can stay at our family home if you don't have a place to sleep

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Yep.
Mike "The Milwaulkie Mud Murderer" Stoklasa was having none of it.

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What kind of faggot has these pictures saved?

we need a not-RLM movie with a lot of "bullshit" like that
it should start with Rich shooting Mike after finding out a dead Jay (in media res, since it will be a classic)

What kind of faggot has these pictures saved?

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uh oh
someone forgot their green arrow...

this might be my favourite secret jay picture

That's his older brother.

why are there so many rare Jays but literally zero rare Mikes?

Mike spent a lot of time and effort to cover up his KKK past

2 weeks
Q predicted this

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iirc based faggot stalkers found Jay's mom's facebook profile and got the pics from there. Mike's slavic parents are probably both deceased from alcohol poisoning or something at this point

OK. Where are the uncropped versions? Don't be fag and post.
I didn't lurk much in the last time if they were posted already.

>uh oh
>someone forgot their green arrow...

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ur mad lol

Come on guy you have to play along, this is the only way to have fun on Yea Forums anymore....

>cropping it
reddit

Because Mike "Pull The Trigger On Every Nigger" Stoklasa destroys anyone who tries.

how many siblings does he have? I know Patrick posts on a rlm facebook group

close. mike defoo’d during the atheist hysteria of the late 2000s and was convinced he needed to cut his catholic parents out of his life. rich pushed him obviously since his own druggie protestant parents have had zero contact with him for years. both rich and mike never see their family and are semi sociopathic about it. jay is a good natured lad though

Holy shit dude, no one cares about your unfunny xillennial reddit friend simulator.

C'mon this is Yea Forums. People on the autism spectrum that are unable to understand post-ironic shitposting are bound to show up once in a while. Besides, the idea of some dumbass autistic retard reading these threads and not understanding the humor is half the fun.

nah it's rich's anglo parents who died from being crackheads

Maybe because they're fucking based
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1650560300597.webm

>nuuuuu u cant just funpost people might actually think my friend simulator has a public bitcoin wallet!!!!!
keyed

One older brother
One younger half-sister
One younger half-brother

goddamn, Jerry Sr. has been putting in the work

would RLM be better if Gilchrist was still involved?

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The two half-siblings are from his mother's second marriage

FACT: This is the exact moment that Jay Bauman peaked.

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absolute kino shot
don't know who the guy on the left is though

why don’t we just pay gilchrist for a full rundown of everything he knows about each of them? literally any random memory he has of them, things they’ve said, their relatives, where their relatives live and work, their opinions they mentioned in passing on certain things etc. I would pay a pretty penny just to hear small talk jay made 10 years ago recounted

I'm peaking right now.

If you pay him he has an incentive to make things up

Jay's brother

The real brains behind rlm until Mike forced him out so he could rule supreme

>Rich
>totally normal 90s wear
>Jay
>dated, trying to be straight out of an 80s romcom
>Mike
>eclectic style that bows to no one trend, pants a decade ahead of their time
rich the heart, mike the soul, jay the poseur