What would you do if you were gifted the powers of Superman?

What would you do if you were gifted the powers of Superman?

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sit in my room and browse Yea Forums

turn china into a crater
resume using my computer

Sex

Masterbate at light speed

Fly

Absolutely annihilate every interantional corporation and media conglomerate on earth along with every trafficking ring and cartel network, then work my way down to everyday crime and just start annihilating any criminals, blue or white collar (includes corrupt politicans etc).

You have a responsibility to do the same. Clearly if these powers have been granted to you, it was for a reason.

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super speed to 150 computers and spam Yea Forums with pepes

Execute Order 66

Try to be as selfless as Superman.

hover in my room and browse 4channel

Basically the exact same thing this guy does right now, but times ten thousand, and focusing on women who look like my high school crush - i.e. bushy eyebrows, brown eyes, sizable tiddies, and a flat ass

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So Superboy prime.

I can easily Mind Control the entire Human Race by giving them Brain surgery via Heat vision and they wont be aware of it because im fast as fuck.

Rape

Save Ukraine from Hitler putin

Destroy America

welp, /pol/ infographs would need updating afterwards

my friend and i talked about this in high school, and i still agree with what we concluded.
i'd make a website where people can type and vote on requests and i'd just fulfill some until i got bored.
after that i'd probably build a house somewhere remote and faff around

Probably this

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Torture and humiliate world leaders.

two chicks at the same time

Kill your very chinaman.
You think I’m joking right?

Nothing but live forever like a baller. In a while humans would probably figure out how to genetically emhance themselves like that too using my blood.

will it make me smarter?

Id do porn.

Yes, one of Supes' abilities is to think good

Become /pol/ version of Red Sun Superman.

Become god emperor

Complete the Final Solution. And then be actual Superman for everyone else.

Take whatever I want, rape whomever I want, kill people I don't like.
Based.

OK reddit

Become the world's best serial rapist

Superman is usually portrayed as a genius-level intellect, but is his intelligence one of his powers or is he just well-educated and naturally smart?

Exterminate all niggers,pajets,sandniggers, chinks and vatniks

I don't go to reddit, cope and seethe kikeoid.

If these powers were granted to me then it means someone made a big mistake because i would just rob banks and neet my days away

I'd do all the standard Superman shit - saving people from disasters, stopping criminals, etc.
I'd even give interviews with (female) reporters and tell them I stand for Truth, Justice, and the American Way.

BUT I would do it all while cosplaying as Goku.

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So you are turbo manlet huh...

its so easy to spot spics who fell for propaganda. just as long as these brown goyim filth stay on Yea Forums hoping some random other spic writes the word based at them, thats all that matters.

Goku and Superman are markedly different characters tho

carve the star of David on the Kaaba
carve a massive penis of the wailing wall
eat a massive amount of curry , then shit in tiananmen square, give Mao a Hitler moustache
pressure piss on the taj mahal , draw a big star and 4 little ones
sit back and enjoy

Rob a bank

Masturbate

It's mastUrbate

I'd do nothing, relax, sit on my ass all day. I would do nothing

kryptonian IQ + sun powers

yeah goku saved the world and got a "undo button" so he is allowed to have fun

For me

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I'm scandi and probably whiter than everyone in this thread you swarthy american mutt.

rape

Rape Kamala Harris on live tv.

Kill everyone except 1 woman to create superrace

Kill all mutts, that would include myself

I got sun burnt from 3 hours of sun, I'm whiter than you

Get rich, then pretend to be poor.
Thats the answer to any hypothetical about power/wealth.

Become a pro wrestler.

Its the first sun of the year outside, I walked to the train to work and home, I have a red sunburn on my neck now

Im the whitest here

See what space is like
Take over a country
Start a dynasty

mope around

Kek

I'd keep my powers a secret from the world, because I'd be too paranoid that some government would start researching a way to kill or imprison or even brainwash me.