The Batman

Why choose The Riddler as the villain if you can't write decent riddles?

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Before anyone replies to this thread, know that
her uncle Brian fucked her as a kid (you can look it up). It's sad but stop lusting after a raped girl

Is the answer time?

You can look up that he fucked someone underage. There is of course zero proof it was her since that would be sealed. You truly are pathetic.

i love jenny

Prove it

list 5 riddles where the answer is time

I can crawl, I can fly, I have hands but no legs or wings either. When a woman has 30 years of me she will lose all of her good looks and it will be too late for her to settle down and start a family. What am I?

JENNY JENNY WHO CAN I TURN TO?!
Top tier autisticfu. Would be my third wife in the caliphate

Well if even Jenny can divine the answer they must be lame riddles.

Hmmmm... the sun.

13 PERCENT BUT ALSO HALF

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a human?

What have I got in my pocket?

Lol yeah wtf, is she some kind of riddle connoisseur?

I can't even think of a single riddle.

It was not her the time he got caught, lol. Obviously someone who fucks kids doesn't just do it one time and that time they have the terrible luck of getting caught, do they? It was his thing and he killed himself before he was even charged because of what was obviously going to come out, not some 'incident' but a pattern of things that hurt people who he cared about and he couldn't face that.
So just combine that with the way she has all the behavioural hallmarks of an abuse survivor. That clearly goes past the possibilities of 'coincidence'.

shut the fuck up dude

Take your meds schizo. If anyone got molested it's her tranny brother. You are just stupid as fuck.

What rhymes with lime?
What rhymes with thyme?
What rhymes with chime?
What rhymes with dime?
What rhymes with grime?

Slime

Why didn't they let Jenny direct it?

Another pocket.

What passes away if it doesn't pass?

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>I have hands but no legs or wings either.

the answer is "learn grammar"

Like I'm going to read twitter shit from a woman

A fart.

>underage
3 years old is just "underage"
Pedo defence squad, form up!

What goes up must come down, yet my feet don't touch the ground.
What am i?

Everyone knows me, but no one knows my name.
They may triple my pay but I'll earn just the same.
Who am I?

That's cool and all, but riddle me this faggot niggers,

>what is the shortest distance between two points?

>folds paper
>pushes pencil through two points

A tranny hanging himself?

I don't approve of this riddle, I just wanted to solve it.

no u? literally nothing wrong with that.
>jenny was the sibling that got fiddled
...interesting hypothesis...

i cane up with this joke like 8 years ago that every other riddles answer is time

>I can fly without wings
>I can be spent, I am legal tender, but I cannot be spent as legal tender
>I can be wasted for personal amusement
>I can be saved, but also spared
>If you are always on me, you can earn some of me off

dilate

>I can be spent, I am legal tender, but I cannot be spent as legal tender
I'm stealing this one

Rocket.
Tendies.
Semen.
Semen.
Semen.

found his obituary but nothing about diddling anyone. is there some criminal record?

>I sell seeds. What was I formerly?

JANNIES

A tranny!

I act like i'm twelve despite being thirty
I'll block any male who twitter replies me
who am i?

This one sucks
>Oh, wait, they've got this all screwed up.
This one? Sucks!

Well it's interesting, he wasn't charged because he killed himself as soon as someone finally walked in on him doing something - he knew the fuckin game was up. This guy has been a summer camp counsellor for 20 years....
So there's a few forums and things that have clips about local news articles from the time which aren't up any more, e.g.
on-suicides-deaths.blogspot.com/2009/05/ca-colleagues-shocked-by-chp-officers.html
>1-20-2006 California A 40-year-old California Highway Patrol sergeant took his life three days after Folsom police searched the officer's home, investigating a claim that he molested a 3-year-old boy, officials said Thursday. CHP officials took away Brian Frank N__'s gun and badge Jan. 6, the same day Folsom police executed a search warrant, said John Rolin, assistant chief of the CHP Valley Division.
you can find some others

Lint.

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>2006
>3 year old boy
thats a just a little bit of a stretch to describe jenny

lol holy shit no way
imagine thinking that was his first time offending

DNC voter?

Why does everyone say this? Of course that wasn't her, she was 14 at that time, but what the fuck is going on in people's heads that they think someone would molest a baby on the spur of the moment one time and it's not a lifetime urge/pattern of behaviour?

What cuts like wind,
Eats like tiger,
Breaking like thunder
On the mountain?

(Old Chinese riddle)

a clock measures me
I get faster and faster
the answer is not time

It better not be my fucking ring you filthy hobbit cunt

Wind

first time for everything

Here's an easy riddle for you... who's off his meds, a perverted liar and needs his fucking head caved in with a table leg?

You're cute!

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>a woman has an opinion

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that's some mighty bad luck to get caught then

>stop lusting after a raped girl
all of them?

I like music that rhymes...

Tiger