Halo.S01E05.1080p.WEB.H264-CAKES

I expected everything that happened, prepared myself for the worse, knowing the lead up will be shit..

And I'm still disappointed. Jesus christ.

There's something about the black girl daughter AND the blond alien chick storylines that is so fucking pathetic and so unlikeable.

Fucking hell, the amount of cgi shit and money put into all of those graphics are so wasted on the shitty plotlines.. Fuck me.

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they butchered john117 and the spartan-IIs

>MC tries to kill Halsey
these fucking idiots

>we have no air support
>THEN JOIN THE FIGHT

lol wut? are these writers retarded?

None of this shit is worth downloading, let alone watching

Shill thread

>PLEASE WATCH OUR POZZED SHIT!!!
>YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO PAY YOU CAN JUST PIRATE IT PLEASE!!!!
No.

unless they put it up for free on youtube, no ones gonna talk about it. the paramount plus subs didn't even watch it. it Ironically needs the People who hate it to promote it, but those fags are already bitching about disney

Halo? More like Gaylo.

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MASTER CHIEF, DO YOU MIND TELLING ME WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOING ON THAT SHIP?

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Really been enjoying the show despite never playing the games. I'm not sure why Xbox got such a bad rep back in the day if it's Halo series was as diverse and inclusive as this show..

how do you donwload this shit?
>Halo.S01E05.1080p.WEB.H264-CAKES
what do you do with this?

rarbg dumbass

apply yourself

Thank you.

No, pornbrain means you watch so much, you'll fuck anything.

Get Qbitorrent
Go on rarbg
search the file

>female soldiers
lol

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If i have anything to watch other than this shit or Moon Knight i would've dropped these two already.
Each week they just keep finding shit to be a new down low.

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I paid $1 for a month of paramount+ to watch this and felt like I got ripped off

Im getting it for free and I feel like they need to pay me

why the fuck did john halo attack halsey? how did the forerunner artifact let him access all these memories? the elite that was attacking kai while she was on the floor didnt have any weapons on him despite the fact that the place was filled with covie corpses, wtf? why are kig yars using energy swords now? fr fr no cap thats not bussin and youre losing me senpai fr frfr

kai a cute though

test

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>CAKES
I wanna see HER cake IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

>john halo

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the writers are stupid. They pepper in lore semi accurate stuff here and then and hope no one will notice the dumpster fire they're building. You would think that having everything already pretty much set up for success that they would just capitalize on it, but instead they do this shit.

Who is this supposed to be?

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Just a brute

Damn...
I stayed up late to watch this thinking there'd be a fight scene...
Just disappointment. Again.
They keep making it look like Chief will fight stuff but he fucking doesn't and now they're doing it again. Making it look like he's going to fight Atriox? but it's probably only happening in the last bloody episode.
How do people call this action???? Where is the action???
Chief gets thrown backwards a single time and nothing else.
HE HAD NO WEAPON!!
Choke him, punch him, bearhug him, fucking stomp on his head holy shit. There was enough time to do ANYTHING. Fucking beat the shit out of him.
Do you need a high budget to make people fight????

I'm actually crying rn.
I give up on Halo.

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Ok lol?

>Atrioix?
>they introduced fucking Atrioix before Arbiter
I fucking hate 343, can’t wait until The Librarian turns up to deliver that awful Halo 4 cutscene again.

She's listed at 6'3", and more attractive than Gwen Christie. Advertises typically stupid politics on her socials but nobody's perfect.

>Starting this fight

Don't know if it's actually him. I hope it is because MC beatdown scene with him is so fucking delicious I'd be happy if the show has anything as good.

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>Arbiter
user you haven’t figured it out yet? Makee is taking Arbiter’s narrative role.

So they went from only having Elites in battle for the first few episodes, to including Grunts, Jackals, and Brutes in this episode?

Why would they introduce Arbiter if they haven't destroyed the ring yet?

>the game

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>you just lost

How much helmet time do we get this episode? Or should I just skip it?

It's played with your helmet on.

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Never played the games. I think it is the best scifi kino we have
right now.

wait thats not even the halo sniper rifle is it.

Lmao said the herbs enthusiast
lol

just watch angry joe lol

so did anything happen in this episode?

It is already on torrents? Haven seen at my local village tracker

pretty sure arbie was in the first episode

John got really pissed about his childhood, then Covernant showed up and stole the artifact after a fight.

epic episode. but still they should ditch the rebel plot. but thankfully that was only like 3 minutes in this episode

Giving the (((Covenant))) back their bomb

well, i suppose that's more than the prior 3 episodes have done.
how many times did John "football head" Halo take off his helmet?

rarbg, breh.