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hey I'm not mean-spirited you fuckin faggot

Meds. Now.

she wouldn't fuck someone as rude as you, jerk.

>A refurbished Star Wars is on somewhere. I have no intention of revisiting any galaxy. I shrivel inside each time it's mentioned. 20 years ago, when the film was first shown, it had a freshness, also a sense of moral good and fun. Then I began to be uneasy at the influence it might be having. The bad penny first dropped in San Francisco when a sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times. His elegant mother nodded with approval. Looking into the boys eyes I thought I detected little star-shells of madness beginning to form and I guess that one day they would explode. 'I would love for you to do something for me,' I said. "Anything! Anything!' the boy said rapturously. 'You won't like what I'm going to ask you to do.' I said. 'Anything, sir, anything!' 'Well,' I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He bursts into tears. His mother drew herself up to an immense height. 'What a dreadful thing to say to a child!' she barked, and dragged the poor kid away. Maybe she was right but I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities
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Imagine the smell of him.

kek

Cry more bitch nigger fuck

This is the video of how my parents met.

Why is his ASS so FAT

>I literally cannot make it through one post on Yea Forums without posting about le heckin incels chuds
People like you are the biggest losers on this site. You come here to try to talk down to people you think are beneath you, but all you do is spend your free time being angry at people you don't even know and making assumptions about them to justify your impotent rage.

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My sister played Esmeralda at Disney World for a year or so starting in 1997 and cold cocked a literal retard for touching her shoulder and startling her. She strangely didn;t get fired or sued But felt horrible and quit on her own accord and now sells real estate.

How is some random employee better looking than the original?

>My sister played Esmeralda at Disney World
Pics of your sister?

Lol I gotta save my post, didn't think it would actually strike a nerve.

I'll save it for next time.

The man in that webm has, literally, unironically more interactions with women than you do. What does that feel like?

post sister

lmao

She's 47 now.

So?

post sister

She doesn't have to work out so she has softer features.

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Ah yes, the American culture
You guys fr about that huh...

Is this Yea Forums?

I feel bad for you user here's a reply.

Let's be honest here, she would friendzone him in a heartbeat if things got serious

>Lol I gotta save my post, didn't think it would actually strike a nerve.
>I'll save it for next time.
I accept your concession, schizo spammer.

The Quartering went to starwars?

needs a fallout vats edit

Adult diaper, fully loaded.

>implying he isn't projecting

If you can find pics of the disney world Esmeralda from 25 years ago then that’s her.

I sneedled

reminder that lanklets actually have it worse than sub 6 foot men, as demonstrated by their constant coping

found her

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Nope.

delete this

>tfw no Rey gf

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Which is the one who whispered in that little boys ear?

Chris Chan FPS looks hype

girls don't touch retard penis voluntarily. the generous hugs are the tradeoff to keep the tard rage at bay.

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>shoes
Shit cosplay.

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There’s probably been a dozen different ones since she left. She was only there for maybe a year for the chances of finding pictures of her are slim to none.

Me on the right

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It's wholesome until you realise the video ends broke he spends the next half hour hovering around her in a one way autistic conversation that she uncomfortably tries to avoid

Seeing the same movie 100 times is actually insane. Especially in kids, it's a sign of trauma and they're using the movie to cope

>I REALLY LIKE STAR WARS PARTICULARLY THE PREQUELS BECAUSE OF JAR JAR BINKS INKNOW LOT OF PEOPLE GIVE JAR JAR BINKS ALOT OF FLACK BECAUSE THEY DON’T FEEL HE IS A GOOD CHARACTER BUT I REALLY LIKE JAR JAR AND FEEL HE IS REALLY MORE OF AN ACQUIRED TAST. HE OBVIOUSLY WAS MEANT TO BE A POPULAR CHARACTER BUT I GUESS THAT DIDNT HAPLEN BECAUSE PEOPLE DIDNT LIKE HIM BECAUSE HE WAS ANNOYING OR SOMETHING I THOUGHT HE WAS HILARIOUS THE WAY HE GOES MEEEESA JAR JAR BINKS AND HOES AHHHHHHH WHEN HE GETS ZAPPED BY ANAKINS POD RACER AND HOW HE CALLS ANAKIN ANNIE ANNIE ANNIE ANNIE HE ALWAYS SAYS THA BECAUSE HES FUNNY AND THATS WHAT HE SAYS BECUSE HES FUJNY AND UM. I FEEL THAT. I MEAN I THINK THAT GEORGE LUCAS IS A VERY SMART GUY AND VERY UNDER APPRECIATED AS A MOVIE MAKER BECAUSE HES A HOOD MOVIE MAKER WHO IS GOOD AT MAKING GOOD MOVIES LIKE STAR WARS NOT THE NEW ONES JAY JAY ABRAMS IS A KIKE JEW RAT WHO WANTS TO CONTOL HOLLLYWOOD ACCORDING TO MY FRIENDS ON /pol/ INLIKE YOUR ITS BECAUSE THEYRE NOT TOO BIG LIKE FAKES YITS WHICH WOMEN HAVE AND I HATE WOMEN WITH FAKE TITS BECAUSE THEY ARE FAKE AMD WOMEN WITH FAKE TITS RAHHHHHHHGHHHHHH REEE REER EEEE TAHHHHHHH RAAAHHHH YAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Do park Reys also have to do the accent? The Galactic Starcruiser one seemed fine, I am just wondering if they have to find and import Rey-looking brits or find local Reys and teach 'er 'ow to speak propa loik Daisy.

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me on the left

minimum wage Rey is the closest to the original.

fax

Park Rey is goddess tier, she mogs the fuck out of Daisy. If Star Wars wasn't being written and produced and cast by obese pink hair legbeards she would have been cast as Rey.

>Esmeralda
>wearing shoes

Fuck this shit. user, post your sister's feet.