Shits in your bed

I thought women were better than that...

i would hate if she shits on my bed, just hate it. especially if i was in it and she did it standing over me nude. oh no what am I ever going to do haha. don't do it!

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DEPPOSITION

>johnny deep kept the chest from pirates 2 and put a copy of their wedding vows in it
>johnny comes in one late night after having drinks with execs talking about a edward scisscorhands 2 with wyonna ryder
>heard flips her shit and literally shits in the chest
>throws it at johnny deeps temple and knocks him out cold
>Amber proceeds to release the rest of her nugget on their martial bed
>whyisallfherumgone.jpg

that sounds so gross haha wow that would really be nasty if she did something like that haha

Well now you know

Edward sissirhand 2

Is Tim Burton full on retarded now,

>now

Sad. I may cry

user....

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looks like Raylan's wife from Justified

Will she be black listed after this?

Yeah, how would that even work? The first one is bookended by old lady Winona Ryder, who never saw him again...
This doesn't excuse the turd, mind.

No girl I dated ever shit to get back at me

she was also a cunt

Probably more likely the execs were begging him to come back because they're desperate for a hit and only want to make sequels, so Depp enjoyed a dinner at their expense and gave a tepid "maybe" at the end of the night.

Do you need someone to shoot you to know that people commit murder?

I want Depp to win and repair his image solely because I want more Jack Sparrow kinos.

"She was hot in Aquaman" is the only thing this psycho bitch has going for her tbqh

She looks like she’s starring in a biopic about Hillary Clinton

Mass replyer doesn't deserve my (you) for the lazy ass bait

A victim mindset is just an unconscious death wish, a person can only claim infinite victimhood if they believe themselves as being deserving of death

Amber Turd

kek

amber is the ideal color for shit

Worse. Brown listed.

oh looks its a muti tagger. i dont care what you said but people who tagg that much are always wrong. always.

Mental abuse deserves physical abuse. And shitting in my bed warrants abuse I can tell you that much

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Mass replying, though infantile and faggoty does not justify getting any (you)s, which I haven't done

Spam is a violation of Yea Forums global rules.

If anyone shat in my bed, I'd make them eat it.

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Connery was 100% right in that interview

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Smoking evidence

#MePoo is trending

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More like Amber Turd huh

What kind of diet/drugs do you have to be on to shit turds as black as coal?

whatever causes internal bleeding

Obviously in the interview he doesn't mean beating women like some alcoholic step dad just if they piss you off.

It's a crappy photo (literally)

Her shit must be like a brick, if it knocked him out.

lot of iron, maybe she doesn't absorb it well

Red wine or iron pills, that I know off.

most dumps I've had after a night of drinking were black as the night

I’m on the case!

youtu.be/047VMJlBZxQ?t=97

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motherfucker

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Anything with squid ink, pasta neri or rice for example

She ate a whole thing of Oreos in one sitting. But also if you OD and get charcoal pumped in you, you shit like that for weeks.
t. OD'd and woke up three days later in the hospital with jet black shit all over

Literally just a moderate amount of red wine.