>only a handful of action scenes in 4 episodes
>Barely any actual moon knight in the Moon Knight show
>MAIN VILLAIN HAS DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN 4 EPISODES
the absolute state of this fucking show lmao
*Nothing Happens the show*
Grayson Cruz
David Ross
all the mcu shows seem to be doing that
just useless padding until the last episode
Ian Cook
I feel it more here
Gavin Bell
This is without a doubt the worst disney+ show by far. They cant keep doing this if they want to survive the streaming wars.
To be fair, all the competition is producing absolute garbage. All it will take is one streaming network to put a focus on actual good content to smoke all the competition at this point, but I think hollywood has simply forgotten how.
Lucas Fisher
Did anyone else just love the cliché asylum sequence at the end? Did anyone else LOVE the mystery box bullshit about Marc's third split personality? Is anyone else looking forward to it being revealed the 3rd personality killed Layla's dad? Is anyone else looking forward to the same dumb shit that's been done a hundred times before? The only thing that's different is now it's with characters no one gives a shit about! Why does the audience care about Layla? Because she's a woman and the bestest ever!
John Cruz
>Nothing Happens the show
you posted wrong image OP
Christopher Cooper
if Yea Forums says 'nothing happens' then it's good. I'm gonna watch this show now.
Tyler Jenkins
Gonna disagree with Yea Forums for once and say that I like it. After the feminist WandaVision and racist Falcon/Bucky - you learn to appreciate kino like Hawkeye and Moon Knight. And don't even get me started on DC's woke ass shows (Doom Patrol is literally about trannies).
Regarding Ethan Hawke, I think his character is badass and unique. He attacks the heros on a spiritual/personal level. Inherently knowing everyone's deepest darkest secrets. Breaking them down mentally, not physically. Not to mention he totally worked over the elder gods, through guile and composure. Plus I want to fuck Hawke's fat tittied whore of a daughter.
Gabriel Campbell
I dropped it halfway through the latest episode. It's just so dull, and listening to Oscar Isaac do his "cor blimey!" act has become grating. All the performances are bad really, the story is some boilerplate bullshit, and the twist in the latest ep is just an obvious fakeout.
Christopher Edwards
>I think his character is badass and unique.
The sinister utopian dreamer thing is so played out at this point, everyone thinks it's smart to make your villain a moralist who is doing right in his own mind, I'd prefer a guy who was just an asshole at this point.
Nicholas Wilson
Oscar Isaac fucked up with Steven's accent, it's so bad I just cringe the whole time. But the worst thing is the cheap CGI/green screen lighting and dull plastic look of these shows. It's getting worse with every new series too and the directing is shit, even the Wadi Rum scenes looked uncinematic...
Josiah Moore
fuck you cunt
Jaxson Rivera
Huh, okay. Closest one I can think of is Thanos, but whatevs.
If you want incel serial killers, maybe try the next aisle.
Carter Nguyen
>Is anyone else looking forward to it being revealed the 3rd personality killed Layla's dad?
I thought they revealed that last episode?
Joshua Sanchez
Thanos was such a shitty villain, probably the best MCU villain is Guy Pearce as Aldrich Killian in Iron Man 3.
Blake Bailey
>trends.google.com
Yeah another one bites the dust, disney+ should just give up on these shows and focus on being the babysitter streaming service everybody uses it for
Christopher Smith
road flares don't work that way.
Ethan Diaz
And you don't think the science nerd trope of becoming a powerful alpha isn't more played out than Ethan Hawke's character?
Come on bro. Some of you guys just hate for no reason. No capeshit will ever satisfy you.
Benjamin Hall
Hippo sex happens
Brandon Hughes
Damn, I didn't realize Euphoria was that huge. If you add The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, an The Book of Boba Fett you see those did even worse.
Jeremiah Bell
Hows Khonshu? I dont dare watch it.
Benjamin Stewart
Yea Forums hyped this up as some sort of Batman killer but nobody gives a fuck
Aaron Gomez
I tried those but I think everybody agrees that both are absolute trash and nobody watched, even shills. I compared euphoria to the most shilled disney+ shows and well it doesn't look great for our beloved mouse kikes
Jason Myers
Goofy. Elderly F. Murray Abraham voices him and it's not good.
Hudson Reed
Boba Fett had some really campy elements but it's still much much better than anything Marvel+ so far... Judging by the metrics nobody saw it though
Ian Anderson
>Euphoria
wut?
Julian Wilson
I mean to be fair, Moon Knight is a pretty obscure character who hasn't been in anything prior, it was never going to be as big as Wandavision, Loki, Mando etc.
Austin Wilson
It's a skin ripoff with trannies and on the nose DON'T DO DRUGS DON'T HAVE SEX mutt puritan undertones. Still one of the best shows of the last half a decade and more popular than the mandalorian, such are the times we're living in
Luis Wright
I think it's been the best MCU show outside of the Netflix shows - who would have fucking thought Iron Fist would end up being in the top 50% of MCU shows?
It's still fucking terrible, but it's way better than Loki, Falcon & Winter Soldier, and Wandavision, if only because it hasn't ruined previously established characters.
Asher Barnes
Legion is better than this shit
Tyler Gomez
The bar is low for the D+ shows right now. As long as I don't feel I'm being preached at by a liberal showrunner or writer, no politics, then that's enough to make it kino to me.
So far only Moon Knight and Hawkeye are liberal free kino. Fuck Biden and fuck you if you disagree.
Landon Cooper
>*Nothing Happens the show*
i hate cliffhangers
Gabriel Sanders
What about WandaVision?
John Morgan
This coulda been great if this came at the end of episode 2. 3 okay
Liam Gutierrez
This. Last episode will still be nothingburger, post credits will have Jon Snow and Cottonmouth show and tell Poe Dameron: "Winter is Cumming, join the Dark Avengers ™". Next show will resume the format of nothing but padding for six episodes until the next post credits, repeat ad infinitum.
Jackson Fisher
I didn't care for the black chick's storyline. The gimmick of watching the show at the base was cool, but I just didn't like the focus on the black bitch being "You go girl!" to her evil white male superiors.
Then that fucking ending where the town needs to thank Wanda for setting them free after enslaving them. Female power bullshit!
I don't like woke shit, padre.
Joseph King
Lmao, you honestly expected anything substantial to happen in a MCU TV show? Top kek, you capeshit marvelniggers should've learned your lesson by the end of WandaVision or at least Falcon and Winter Soldier.
Juan Cooper
Says the DChud that watches Black Lightning without irony.
Ayden Wilson
she cute
Owen Jackson
Average AF
Nasty ass pube-head
Jaxson Ortiz
this is probably bait but are you 12 years really that adhd? too much ticktock i guess
Connor Jenkins
Kevin Bacon looks like shit, Oscar Isaac and the Shinigami too.
Andrew Long
>upset that a TV Show doesn't answer all the questions in episode 1
Watch a movie then
Ian Reyes
hippo sex
Michael Barnes
>age: 35
how did she defeat THE WALL?
Jacob Thompson
I quite like Harrow, he isn't evil and clearly believes himself to be the hero, which makes for a realistic villain.
Jose Brown
bump
Jack Campbell
I have a better suggestion. Don't watch Disney+ crap.
John Rodriguez
at the very least I hope they adapted this page
Parker Myers
How are people still impressed by this?
Aaron Green
Who do you think hired the mercenaries?
Chase Rodriguez
It's because it should have just been a film like 99% of these shitty adaptations. But no, we have to feed the streaming machine and try and get those heckin subscriber numbers up so let's go back to releasing weekly so no one can binge anymore and follow the 10 episode formula where episodes 2-9 have absolutely nothing happen and then leave episode 10 on a shitty cliffhanger to sequel bait another season. I literally have no interest in TV anymore, it's inferior to film in every way.
Kayden Flores
It's played out in literally every other medium except capeshit. These films are literally 100 years behind regular cinema in terms of storytelling. Because they're dragging comic book storylines from 30-80 years ago, from the company known for having more childish and kid friendly stories, and also the comic company least known for storytelling.
Having said that, it's incredible DC is still raping the corpse of cinematic batman when the court of owls, killing joke, dark Knight returns, year one, hush, red hood, and way more classic and actually insanely well-written stories are just sitting unused, so maybe it's nothing to do with the quality of the source material...
Blake Russell
Aw,OP don't get angry.Here,a marshmellow
Austin Hall
>tfw no qt schizo gf
Nolan Brooks
>It is 2012. I am watching The Avengers in a cinema. It is unlike anything Marvel has done before. CGI action figures bash into each other, and I enjoy the mindless entertainment.
>It is 2019. I am watching Avengers: Endgame, the culmination of 11 years worth of mindless entertainment. It is unlike anything else in the MCU. The grand finale is CGI action figures, bashing into each other.
>2021 now. I press play on the first episode of Wandavision, the first MCU show. They say it is unlike anything else they have ever done. Eight weeks from now, the final episode features CGI action figures bashing into each other.
>It is 2022. The MCU will release a combined total of six movies and shows this year. I no longer wish to look at dead things.
Thomas Sullivan
Its literally by design, they don't want people who only watch the movies to be confused so nothing of real consequence can happen in their shows.
Thomas Diaz
>expected oscar isaac + egyptian mythology + schizo kino
honestly wanted to like it but it is indeed boring. whoever decided that changing directors and writers every episode was a good idea is fucking retarded. at the end of the last episode it looked like they are doing a 180 with the story so it might be salvageable.
Aaron Myers
>how did she defeat THE WALL?
Not being White
Easton Powell
The "villain" has done stuff, it's just that most of it hasn't affected the villain much except for the end of episode 4 which was actually based but the "twist" happened too late and I guarantee he's going to be back where he was 10 minutes into the next episode.
Friend of mine keeps suggesting that this movie is some kind of money laundering scheme and I kind of believe it. There's so little actually happen, it has JUST enough to make it seem like it's trying to be an actual show.
Christian Green
>(Doom Patrol is literally about trannies)
This really shows that your entire post is made in bad faith. Cope.
Doom Patrol is shit but to say it's "about trannies" is disingenuous and is said to cause shock dislike for a show most people on this board haven't even seen.