Johnny Depp as John DiFool in Taika Waititi's The Ical

Too old
Too fat
Too short

This. The saga goes on and on. His moment for doing this has passed.

Waititi should fuck off. let him do some Star Wars and MCU and stick to that. have someone else do Akira and The Incal.

Mite b cool

>Jodorowsky is the ultimate anti-woke
...huh have you watched
No. Taika is one of greatest hacks in Hollywood rn. I can't stand that kiwi poof.

The story is not even that great

>Taika Waititi's The Ical
Fuck no.
> Johnny Depp as
Oh my god what garbage. When the fuck was this niggers last good movie? The 00s? 90s?

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Jodorowsky should be adapted as an animated movie directed by Jesse Moynihan

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more sci fiction kino

Forward...by brian micheal bendis? You mean BRIAN m. BENDIS wrote the forward? The forward to the Incal?

How does he sleep with all that shit on his ear?

that's right. the forward. the forward by Brain Micheal Bendis. His forward.

Why are they adapting a comic Jodorowsky made specifically because the movie he wanted to make was way too ambitious in the first place? Seems completely backwards

now it can be made

entirely in front of a green screen

Was originally posting this as a yamyam but
>Kill Wolfhead with Urban's voice

K TO THE I TO THE N TO THE O

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Top kek
nice one bro

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it would be complete and utter redemption

>When the fuck was this niggers last good movie?
tusk

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so that Waititi can do to The Incal what Jodorowsky did with Dune

The Incel?

>Waititi
>The Incal
Oh God please no

Be an overambitious retard who's probably money-laundering?
>I will pay Salvador Dali the highest wage of any actor ever to be on screen for a few seconds as the space pope lol

He's doing Akira too? ffs. nobody wants this

Live-action anime almost universally suck, but Akira at least could use a new version that makes the plot feel less sporadic.

Is the Akira movie going to be based on the manga or anime?
They are very different.

so how many of you faggs liked the ending if incal?

Just read it. The live action will suck. Do you like the Cowboy Bebop, GITS, Death Note or One Piece live actions? Does anyone?

No thanks

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>t. has never read the comic
Were you trying to be "based"?

Make something of your own, Taika

Tells you a lot about New Zealand that the only significant Maori director is a Jew.

i ve read te comics and liked it but last quater is too trippy.

maori are very savage, stopping them from eating humans is enough of an achievment

then dont adapt it, lol

All I said was "no thanks" schizo, take your fucking meds NOW

The Incal seems a little problematic for today's climate. How heavily censored will it be?

and i am not going to

nobody should

Why is this abuser and rapist still allowed to be in movies?

She had it coming, so did Rodney King btw.

Waititi is an awful director I don't have high hopes for this

And the only reason I'm looking forward to his Flash Gordon project is that they might finally reprint the comic so I can get the issues I'm missing

I haven't seen his Thor movie in a long time, but from the impression I remember it had a few good still shots but 99% of the movie looked awful, just bad CGI, bad compositions, obvious greenscreen, shittier and more intrusive Marvel jokes than usual

yes that's precisely what i mean.

Absolutely the wrong actor and totally the wrong director.
Your suggestions make me want to hunt you down and murder you, if only for putting such a terrible concept out into the universe.
I’d personally liquidate my assets, hunt Waititi (((Cohen))) down with a sniper rifle and go the chair happy that I had saved our culture from such an abominable abortion of an idea.
God I hate you OP you insufferable faggot and no matter how up your life ends, I pray that is both excruciatingly painful and and horribly drawn out. I hope cancer takes your tongue, your eyes and your hands, so you can no longer propose such monumentally, stultifyingly fucktarded combinations of bad ideas to any else ever again. Fuck you.

Brendan Fraser in his prime would've been bettet

Too handsome. DiFool is supposed to look like a fucking rat.

Jodorowsky is more like "so-woke-that-other-wokies-fear-him-because-of-his-power-level" or "Horseshoe Woke" for short

>kiwi
>Cohen
yeah right...

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Jodo is hated by the woke because he loves all humans regardless of race, sex or any other qualifier, they can't handle that.

Adrien Brody maybe