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Why does he look like that

Why does my ass crack smell even though I haven't taken a shit today?

He's a scared little boy

Did you fart.

No.

he never got quints

WOW, DUDE

You took a shit yesterday and did not thoroughly wipe

Buck broken

it was kino

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KEEP FUCKING MY WIFE'S MOUTH

KEEP

The fact will bitch hasn't approached Slap Fights or whatever its called to really milk this thing just proves how much of a smoothbrain he is

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Give me a hug, man.

You probably need to spray your ass. I get the same problem all the time no matter how much I wipe but it goes away after a shower. Try that.

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MY

why do you fucks praise him?

>basically a cuck
>lets his wife step all over him
>his kids are lost cause degenerates
>let his wife get away with cheating

why?

What the fuck. I'm not even joking, I just thought about posting this literally two seconds before clicking this thread. This exact fucking thing, not even just something close to it. I only didn't post it because I was embarrassed even to admit to anonymous strangers that my ass smells and I can't figure out why.

Im not even joking, this is freaking me out. I believe in /x/ shit like synchronicities. What the fuck is the universe trying to tell me with ass smell?

its honestly basically impossible to properly wipe

Ever since my ass hair first came in in my early teens, I've assumed I'm "doing the best I can" down there.

Unironically buy flushable wipes.

Bathe regularly you fucks.

At least use some wet wipes you stupid fucks

How hasn't he been canceled yet?

This, and scrub your asshole, use your hands and get in there, don't assume just soap is enough. You will have shit balls, girls have told me about it.

Buy a bidet you heathens they're like 50 bucks and they pay for themselves

sorry bro, it's cancer.

White “people” have no idea how to clean themselves

He's black

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The fire rises.

>KEEP MY WIFES ALIMONY OUT YOUR FUCKING WALLET!!!

I used to experience moments like this a lot when I was a kid. Weird little things where I'd see shit seconds beforw it happened like a girl falling off a slide. One time I was in the kitchen and dropped a knife. My brother who was upstairs heard the sound and told me to pick up the knife. I jad a bit of a rush cause it was the first time I could actually ask someone about this phenomenon directly, I went and asked how he knew it was a knife and not a fork or spoon. I even asked if he was psychic, lol. He basically just shrugged.

None of this happens to me anymore as an adult

meds. now.

Down wight peculiah

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Satan says it, so it must be so.

>KEEP FUCKING MY WIFE'S MOUTH
I'm going to

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Why do Americans refuse to install a bidet

>why do you fucks praise him?
Who the fuck are you referring to, schizo. He’s a laughing stock here as he is everywhere else, at most people pity him but no one praises him.

You wouldn’t have soft, oily shits that are hard to wipe if you didn’t eat like shit. Stop eating McDonalds and eat a salad.

I schedule my shits to immediately before I shower every morning so it's never been a problem for me.

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>there are still ppl on Yea Forums who think it was staged

I unequivocally feel terrible for Will. His entire world is crashing around him now. He's already a weakminded cuck fag, but now his family is disowning him and every employment opportunity is backing away. He's radioactive. I hope he doesn't lose his shit and murder suicide. I'm worried about him bros. He just needs a lifeline...someone to reach an arm out yanno.

Even if I've used the bathroom I like never smell in any area unless I've been working out or something
you guys are nasty. groom yourselves better

Nigger what the fuck is wrong with you?
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and his son is gay. JUST.

>What the fuck is the universe trying to tell me with ass smell?
that you need to clean your shitty ass

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Will will be fine if he just invests in a bidet.

YES.

It's like violently assaulting someone over nothing is stupid and has serious consequences

FUCKING

Holy kino

You'd be surprised at how much dried up crusty shit bits there are inside your ass waiting to be "activated" the moment you get just a bit sweaty.

I'm pretty sure blasting water up your butt is gay and not Jada approved.

This. It’s exactly why the Japanese designed toilets to spray water at your asshole, it’s a much cheaper and hygienic solution

Chris Rock should have maced him in self defense

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