Haha imagine that only 27 partners lol kramer is an incel

This user is correct. I’m 26 and if I counted the amount of first dates I went on that went nowhere it would be near 100. If I counted the amount of times I went on a first date that ended with us having sex and never talking again it would also be near 100. Oh the benefits of being a gay man in 2022.

Im on season 28 and am at 1

I don't think I've ever been asked on a date

>Oh the benefits of being a gay man in 2022.
HIV?

Lmao I’m supposed to believe someone like George would ever get laid let alone 62 times

when people are mutually attracted it just happens organically -- I have walked up to girls after seeing them make eye contact with me and they literally kissed me the second I came up to them, and from there it's literally a matter of going to a room with a bed or couch in it for sex to happen

the idea that attraction needs to be earned or established with effort is a complete scam to make men simps and cucks

I don’t even know how people meet each other once you’re out of school/college. Do you just walk up to random women in the store or something ? Would think they’d think I was a creep plus what would I even say

Dating apps

it's called confidence and guess what? it works

youtube.com/watch?v=1Y_6fZGSOQI

if instead of an angry bitter insecure little racist incel you started being a cool attractive guy, guess what? you'd get laid

That sounds gay, im not doing that.

Is that really how 98% of Zoomers meet now?

Quality not quantity.

lol cope

I meant for Kramer. Kramer had very particular tastes.

Like Covid, it disappears when you stop acknowledging it.

I have done this 2 but drugs or alcohol def has to be a factor unless you are both slags

George is based on Larry David who, while not being conventionally attractive, has a lot of confidence and a strong personality.

You sound upset.

I've also had sex with 10 women, most were pretty decent, and sex probably nearly 1000 times. Not a lot, but I'm not coping by any measure

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>when people are mutually attracted it just happens organically -- I have walked up to girls after seeing them make eye contact with me and they literally kissed me the second I came up to them, and from there it's literally a matter of going to a room with a bed or couch in it for sex to happen
Fuck this literally hurts to read as a 28 year old virgin

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I have also experienced this a few times. You need hobbies that take you out of the house, ideally to bars where people are drinking (events, music, etc)

i've had one girlfriend in my life and she's now my wife

Nice. Better than whores desu

If you keep track past 20 you're a weirdo.

I look ugly as fuck honestly.
What hobbies are you talking about?
God just thinking how many women are having sex right now hurts to think about.

Looks really don't matter as much as people on the internet say. Hobbies like a music genre of bands you want to see perform idk. Look for a local events page and find something you like and get tickets and go. Have some drinks. Be friendly, etc

Girls used to like me when I was in school then I got far in my 20s and haven’t gotten laid or any attention from them ever since. I guess it really is all about looks I could if I cared enough I’d work out and try to look good again but fuck it these superficial whores don’t deserve my awesome personality if they can’t see beyond the my fat rolls

*got fat in my 20s

We’re these actually first dates and if so what did you do? I’m almost 30 and have been in two relationships my whole life. No dating outside of those and I can’t even remember what our de facto first dates were. How do you meet 50 fucking people to date? Or is this pic related

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>30 years old
>complete loser khv incel
>never been on a date
>never even asked a girl out
i wish i could do george's opposite thing on a dating app. im unemployed and live with my parents

Same but a few years older. It doesn’t get any better. The anger just builds every year the more happy couples you see everywhere you go

Just do it.

Make your bio

I am unemployed
I live with my parents
I am a virgin
And I will probably never amount to anything

Believe it or not not all women are whores. Some aren't psycho yet and will probably want an honest dude.

Or get a whore and have some fun. Whores are VERY understanding.

Can I make out with cute hipster girls in flannel.

im well aware it doesnt get any better. but i dont really feel anger when i see happy couples or friends, just more miserable, depressed, and suicidal. i hope i get the courage to kill myself this year, but given how much of an anxiety-ridden coward i am, i know i never will. i will just continue living this utter misery every day.

There's nothing better than a chick in flannel. I was a Yea Forums neet virgin until I was 18. I went to a local gig to see a band I liked. I was so drunk I made out with a random 20 something chick on the street. Nearly got to fuck but I lost her at a club.

sad thing is im actually a pretty funny guy and i feel like i could probably communicate well on a dating app. but given i couldn't formulate a profile because i have no friends, no photos of myself in a decade and wouldnt even be able to find any, and few to no hobbies, really all i could do is a photo of myself and a humiliating self-deprecating bio like that they would go literally nowhere.

I have seriously thought about doing this. No embellishment, no trying to look like a fun and interesting guy. Just a brutally honest, completely pathetic, George-opposite profile, just to see what would happen.

That's cool I'm married with a nice house and most of the time I just want to be alone and shitpost and tend to enjoy masturbating more than sex.

congratulations

So Jerry at the very least has gonorrhoea and recurring crabs during the shows run, right?

At the least you'll filter out the whores and maybe get someone who is interested in a serious relationship

Get a selfie stick and take a photo somewhere. Or get someone to take a photo of you. If you're a fun dude and you like doing shit it will show. Never listen to the doomers. Most doomers never make an effort. Just put what you like in your profile, don't worry about friends. Say something like 'love spending time by myself'

George would be an incel in 2022

I'm 28, have never been to an adult party, have no friends, have never been on a date, have never even held a girl's hand and haven't even spoken to someone my age in nearly a decade (with the odd customer service worker being the exception).

Is it unironically too late for me now bros? I think I'm too maladjusted and weird to even enter a relationship. I feel like the next 60 years of my life are just me alone, if I make it that far.

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The reality is there are two types of women:

dumb whores who want attention and to fuck--no one wants them unless you want to fuck (would rather go to a whore half the time)

and women who want a relationship/life partner to have fun adventures with. Just put what you enjoy doing and strike up convos and you'll maybe find someone who doesn't want a 'friend group or attention' but someone who wants to do shit with them and form a life

I’m too embarrassed to share my hobbies with anyone let a girl.

>What do you do all day?
Oh you know the usual stuff jerk off to porn of girls with huge asses shitting on each other. Spending half the day in Yea Forums posting racist stuff. The usual stuff!

The fact my future wife (lol as if) is out doing this shit just hurts to think about. God I'm really fucked in the head.

yes of course its too late. you can never recover from this. you have no foundation to build from. i hope you get the courage to commit suicide like i hopefully will. our lives will be sheer misery until we do.

Well my wife was a coal burner when I was younger. Now she's normal, but it's the sad reality of the society we live in. But I want white kids and a good life, and she's actually pretty OK now. If your future wife getting ploughed right now hurts just go fuck some whores and then just trial and error dumb whores on dating apps, some will bite.

Go fuck some whores before you go. Everyone should. It will change your perspective. Honestly.

After a while you just stop caring or at least that’s what happened to me once I got in my 30s and came to terms with the fact that nothing in my life will ever get better. Looking at porn is better in my opinions anyway I hate talking to people and making conversation so I get off without having to talk to some annoying chick about whatever the fuck people talk about with women I literally have no idea how guys have conversations with them just listening to them from afar is annoying enough when I’m in a store

i dont care at all about whores or sex. i care more about the fact that i'm a friendless autist, i have no hobbies, i cant focus on anything, i hate everything and everyone, i am miserable literally from when i wake up until i go to sleep, i spend my life watching television and using the internet to distract me from how miserable i am. im not delusional enogh to say "haha dude i just need to have sex and all my problems will be fixed'

>Well my wife was a coal burner
Jesus Christ get some self respect. You're better off being a mail order husband than marrying trash like this

I'm 29 so there I've solved at least one of your problems by talking to you.

I have a wife, white kids, and two successful businesses. What do you have?

No, but sex is an easy way to get out of your misery temporarily. It's not about getting laid, it's about getting out of your neurotic mind that's holding you captive to electronic stimulation 24/7

the guy you're talking to is probably a lot younger than you and is using a dating app like tinder. Also, chat messengers were a thing before. In fact back in the 90's to early 00's most people I've met online from MIRC or other messengers were cute unlike now where everyone is almost certainly a whale even with pictures. Also in my country we had this thing called cross lining using landlines and have met a few people there too. You probably only dated people you've met IRL through friends etc which is completely understandable. sorry for the blog post