*sigh*

It’s not the actress, it’s some roastie begging for a job.

You think leftards care if something isn't cool? They've been shoving urchins up our ass and telling us it's peaches for years now with THE MESSAGE

the shiny guy that finn fights

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They should have her return only because she looked cool, but was completely wasted.

>all those interviews where even she can't even say why Phasma is a good/interesting character because Phasma doesn't have a personality

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Let me guess, she goes to some dessert planet and decides to be a crime lord?

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Some dude who died in a trash compactor

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I like how the Raid guys got meme cast and just enjoyed being in a Star Wars movie. Never hear word one about them pushing for space kung fu pirates spinoffs.

If they bring her back I hope makes a lot of grunt noises, it was hilariously distracting in Game of Thrones whenever she did

terrible character, what were they thinking?

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Brienne is the best character in ASOIAF and its not even close

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>I want a paycheck

Amazing

nope that would be the Hound

>I want to write what she does next
Shame no one cares

no one's ever really gone...

>has laser proof armor
>gets held at gunpoint

She's fucking dead

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>John Boyega confirmed
Means nothing kek

>john boyega confirmed

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>Caring about Star Wars
Just let it go

Based boyega confirming deaths left and right, if they ain't gonna Disney+ him nobody gets Disney+'d.

who gives a shit

John Boyega also confirmed The Last Jedi was a good movie, which it isn't.

wow great to see so much love for phasma

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Yikes.

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I had to look up who that was

>They tried to make her the next Boba Fett
I don't think they failed there.

That party ginger is a terrible actor and his character in star wars is even worse

>toothpick sized lightsabers
ftfy

>we know she's ruthless
she kills zero people on screen

uh sweetie that's not canon

>I want to write shitty fan fiction
>so pay me a million dollars
And it works. What a world.

Let's look up some quotes from her excellent writing career.

>“Time to beat back the bunny hordes," he said gallantly,knowing that any blood-hungry animals in the area would be waiting outside for me.
>He threw open the door, shouting, "Bunnies, prepare to meet your doom!”

Poignant.

>“Why, Criminy Stain," I said. "You're a romantic."

>"Oh, no," he said with a grin. "I'm fiendish and unscrupulous, a vicious killer and a thief and a bloodthirsty monster. And maybe a little romantic. But don't tell anyone, or my reputation's shot.”

True love.

>“He was an animal. He was terrifying. And he was beautiful. I realized that I was biting my lip, that my hand was wound into the ruffled fabric at my chest. Something in me was drawn to the carnage. Like so many women before me, I was a slave to the caveman brain, that deep old part of my DNA that whispered that ferocity would keep me safe and fed and alive and that I should most definitely find the fiercest creature around and hump it.”

a feminist at heart.

>“I don’t know,” I said, exasperated. “What else do you have in your wacked-out world? Heat sensors? Mine fields? Dirigibles? Booby traps? Machine guns? Shrink rays? What?”

>“Aside from dirigibles, which are rather expensive and rare outside of trade routes, most of what you just said made no sense whatsoever,” he said, as delighted as a child hearing a foreign language for the first time. “But it all sounds very dangerous. And fun. Especially the part about the boobies.”

Boobies.

>“It's not my fault I have vampire swagger.”

She gets me.

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Everything is capeshit now. Not that the EU didn't have this bullshit, but fuck. Some of the most memorable characters in film and literature are side characters who leave an impact. This whole culture of milking shit is annoying. The only thing I can relate to was clubbing in the early 2000s. Enjoy the roll or trip you had and go home, stop chasing that dragon. Fuck.

>meanwhile MC killed millions

Yeah that was cringe as fuck
Made me really dislike gwendoline

What's wrong with her

It's less a love for Phasma and more a contempt for Boyega pretending to be a lore source just because he played a character in the films.

>*sigh* somehow, Luke, Darth Vader, Solo, baby Yoda, Palpatine, Jar Jar, empire vs rebels and many others are back to the next 5 movies or whatever

She fell through a "Force Hole" and got teleported to safety.

>I like what Plinkett wrote for her, where they make her take off her helmet and expose her humanity.

Embarrassing.

Hey, it worked for Boba Fett.

They shouldn't have cut the scene where Finn killed her.

Exactly.

unironically what were they trying to accomplish with phasma as a character

Memorable minor recurring antagonist, kinda like Boba Fett

To bad she's definitely past due for a raping

>They tried to make her the next Boba Fett but she wasn't cool
She actually was a cool looking character that got completely wasted because Johnson wanted more twists for his subversive turd

god i wish that were me

>A refurbished Star Wars is on somewhere. I have no intention of revisiting any galaxy. I shrivel inside each time it's mentioned. 20 years ago, when the film was first shown, it had a freshness, also a sense of moral good and fun. Then I began to be uneasy at the influence it might be having. The bad penny first dropped in San Francisco when a sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times. His elegant mother nodded with approval. Looking into the boys eyes I thought I detected little star-shells of madness beginning to form and I guess that one day they would explode. 'I would love for you to do something for me,' I said. "Anything! Anything!' the boy said rapturously. 'You won't like what I'm going to ask you to do.' I said. 'Anything, sir, anything!' 'Well,' I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He bursts into tears. His mother drew herself up to an immense height. 'What a dreadful thing to say to a child!' she barked, and dragged the poor kid away. Maybe she was right but I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities
youtube.com/watch?v=dHYTbxJeHd8

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What a stuck up cunt.