Stephen King

I'm amazed he's able to contain anything to Twitter's character limit.

Wrong. Microwaves ruin texture, moisture, nutrition, literally everything. I’d rather spend an extra 20 minutes cooking something than using a microwave.

That's not really cooking, that's just melting some cheese

You wrap it in foil and put it in the oven to bake absolute fucking HEATHEN!

>Sometimes I make a grilled cheese in the microwave.
>grilled cheese
>grilled
based retard checks out

Jesus christ at least just throw it in the toaster oven like a poorfag with some self respect

Blew his brains out with drugs

Lmao 30 minutes for salmon

This is peak America

I never liked The paper-towel will just stick to the salmon and it'll be a damp mess.

Fake, even Americans aren't this fucking crazy

>nutrition
citation fucking needed, everything else is true and I detest cooking in a microwave but you're going to have to explain how a microwave uniquely changes the nutrition of the food you put in it, independent of the heat applied alone.

i mean as long as he's not snorting up the booger sugar i guess

that's probably the scariest thing he's even written.

The amount of people who have no idea how to cook even the simplest meals truly disgusts me. I wouldn't trust 80% of this board to cook a fucking bolognese

that sounds pretty good

>moisture
Wrap it in damp paper towels
>nutrition
lol wat?

Potatoes actually come out really well in a microwave.

I did this as a kid.

It was good.

This might not be as dumb as I thought.

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I kinda want to try it out myself, but salmon is fucking expensive and I would not want to risk ruining it. Plus, I obviously am gonna prefer the crispier texture that comes from using a pan.

Depends on the kind of potato, but yes that's one of the few things you can just nuke if you want it quickly, or forgot to make

Potatos and hot pockets.

One of the only things I'm OK with microwaving

>microwaves apply heat
Holy fuck America get it together

Also popcorn.

bruh salmon takes like 6 minutes in the pan

yeah never make a salmon like that ever

but it's faster and I don't like watching pans. don't a fuck if it comes out not perfect.

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>Be grilled cheese sammich.
>Be officially one of the easiest things in the history of the universe, any alternate universes, the entire multiverse, or any theoretical multiverses.
>Do this to a grilled cheese.

pic related.

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rice isn't too bad either

Is this real

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You piece of shit

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americans shouldn't be given food or water if they're just going to waste it
AYO AN DAT'S CAP SHEEEEEEEEESH

Because you can.
It won't come out very good but you absolutely can.

>americans shouldn't be given food or water
ftfy

the japanese nuking salmon? I know they hate salmon but a microwave is too much

TheReportOfTheWeek shows no mercy

Fish doesn't take anywhere near that long, user. Jesus fucking christ...

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CHEESE
NICE AND UNMELTED

I want to believe...
But I was watching this at my place when my mom and bro dropped by to go shopping (we've done it together since I was 28; I know, a weird time to establish a tradition, but that's what age I was when little bro moved out) and she basically asked who the little dweeb was and why he thought he needed to dress like that.
Still the only food reviewer I respect.

Does he really?

If you're going to be an amerilard, at least have some taste. Batter and deep fry the grilled cheese. Swap out the plastic cheese for mozzarella.

What's wrong with a crunchy toastie?

Underrated.

i've microwaved crab legs more than once. only fags who suck off gordon ramsays show deny the power of a microwave

The little fat boy has the biggest cock when he fucks the girl

Who microwaves a salmon. Now I know why all smart gen X'ers are weird assholes. They all read this guy's books. Sick!

Smart people don't read Stephen King

I mean I oven cook all my salmon but if I were some poor soul living in ze pod with no oven and only a microwave i guess this wouldn't be a terrible way to have a poverty-tier salmon meal

Why.
Do people on twitter.
Type. Like This.
Why won't they type.
Normally?

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The character limit has accelerated the degradation of users’ language skills.

The drugs really melted his brain