The Guardians of the Galaxy got fat

After playing the GoTG game, movie Mantis is just so disappointing to me.

Pom Klementeff is quite a whore.
I like that.

I concur

I can’t believe quill is gonna fuck Nebula in Vol 3

I mean could you imagine?

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she is 96% robot

this is what development hell looks like

proof ?

Yes.

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She fucked some porn actresses porn actor husband and had a big catfight over it.
While said porn actress was pregnant.
Go look it up.

and 4% woman I hope. that's already more than I can handle.

Pommy has had a very rough life. If anyone deserves a good dicking, it's her.

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She gonna be 94% robot the 75% of the time that Peter Quill is 100% inside of her

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Sex with raccoon

Working from home does that to you.

Mmm yes thicc mantis gf

all they have to do is have alfonso drive them to their home gym

She's a two palm Pom now son.

They know it’s their last movie they’re shooting this year so they didn’t even bother getting into shape.

Where's the green gal?

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Why is cuckqueaning so damn hot?

dead

Does she let Manuel fuck other women off-screen too?

Reminder of female tier list
1. Ayesha
2. Nebula
3. Random chick on quill ship
4. Glenn Close
5. Mantis
6. Gamora

>3. Random chick on quill ship
pink girls best girls

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Is this an order in which they will be executed?

based coonfuckers

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I would make that Whore my Wife.

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>thanos tortures her by deconstructing her while alive
>proceeds to grab her floating separated coochie and destroy it with giant purple ridged cock
>throws cooom dripping receptcle at her face when done
>gamora watches in horror in the corner

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dude what is wrong with you

no

what do you call this hairline?

The DMZ

More like the Guardians of the Fridge

Rude.

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Drax gaining weight makes sense. Thanos is gone, his mission is fulfilled, he can live a lax life now.

kek

Niggers unironically

>why is everyone fat and morally bankrupt?
the fall of rome took a thousand years and we mostly describe it after the fact - an average pleb back then would've similarly wondered why everything and everyone was slowly getting more shit over time.

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you have no idea

Looking forward to seeing bi-sexual Starlord, pansexual Thor and in Whor (2022) this summer

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Mantis just got semi-thicc. And that's a good thing.

I mean, I would. But I wouldn't be proud of it.

He's a DChad playing Dr Fate, the real Sorcerer Supreme.

he should be one of the elders, like Gamesmaster or The Collector or whatever they're called

Women get a pass because further hair loss is not likely and this is probably what they were born with.
Christina Ricci is a total six head. But anyone who wouldn't fuck her in her prime (when she had the same fucking hairline), particularly pre-op, is a goddamned faggot.

is that Kat Dennings?

damn only the cgi guys didnt go to shit lmao

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portman

It’s entirely plausible that Thanos gave Nebula a super cyborg snatch. I bet you stick your dick in her and it spins around like a tight, warm, fleshy drying machine. I bet it has different settings and shit. Vibrate, spin, pulsate, waves. Self cleans. Sprays an air freshener occasionally.

why is groot still lame?

They all look alike to me.

bruh

I lost weight since working from home because I was no longer tempted to get fast food for lunch every day.

Dutch

Fucking male porn stars is just gross. Those dicks have been everywhere

What the funk happened to Pom? She was in great shape for the MI film, but now she’s got fat arms and a double chin? Maybe she forgot to cut back on the noms after she stopped working out all the time for MI? Is she preggers?